The beagle sandwich is in retirement for a little bit, mainly because the filling in said sandwich peed all over my new bed.
We are not amused.
i would not be either!
Sadly, my fish has to swim in her pee.
Do fishes pee?
http://www.fishdoc.co.uk/water/osmoregulation.htm
That reminds me of a great line from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
Street vendor: Water, sir?
Brody: No thank you, fish make love in it.
Well that was a fun job interview! :)
I'm hungry...someone make me a sammich.
Poof! You're a sammich.
hardy har har
Or is it: Poof! You're a Poof!
?
I believe that would be Poof! You're a Pouf!
Are you calling me fat?
Jaily, are you sure you want a sammich? Or just a Sam?
That depends on many, many things.
My little finger is fatter than you, Jaily.
Elephantiasis is a cruel, cruel disease, isn't it?
I would never call you fat, Jaily. Not ever.
I would call you a poof, though. Or is it pouf?
How about just this: flamboyantly gay!
Especially when it's evenly proportioned throughout my body.
How's the watch, Rath?
It's resting on the dining room table at the moment.
How's yours?
Wait... Deet and Spider are married?!
I need to get some links taken out - it's too large for my dainty wrist. But so far it's keeping excellent time.
Flamboyant?!? FLAMBOYANT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Well I goddamn NEVER!!!!!!
Oh you goddamn DID!
NO, Actr! No.
I haven't checked it to see if it's still running.
I imagine I'll wear it Sunday.
Enjoy!
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