I know I'm not hopeless. I'm saying that If I'm not hopeless, then you're certainly not.
As for breaking the UPS guys nose, that's bound to happen the first time. Let's try again with Pizza Hut Guy.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Can I just have the pizza?
See, you're not hopeless, DGG. Paulette broke the UPS guy's nose and they got married!
*rolls eyes and hands DGG Pizza*
*calls Hugh Jackman*
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
See, if it had been someone like Hugh around, I probably would have gotten it right! The Pizza boy just wasn't cute enough.
Pizza boys generally aren't cute enough, except in T.V. commercials and the occasional sit com.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Yeah. We don't even have delivery pizza where I am. We have to drive.
I'm going to walk the dog before it starts to pour. Be back soon!
edit: Back. It's about ten zillion degrees out, more or less.
Updated On: 7/28/07 at 02:51 PM
I didn't even have my first real relationship until 17 almost 18. I had flings, but in the long run those aren't even worth the time. I would complain to my best friends who ALWAYS had bf's about being hopeless and never finding love, etc. And here I am. It's part of the growing up process.
For me, it took until I was 23 to actually start growing into my looks. It just happens at different times for different people.
I'm still waiting for that.
I never had looks to grow into.
But those teeth, Stagey, those teeth! Those perfect teeth!
When I'm feeling lonely
Sad as I can be
All by myself on an uncharted island
In an endless sea
What makes me happy?
Fills me up with glee?
Those bones in my jaw
That don't have a flaw
My shiny teeth and me
My shiny teeth that twinkle
Just like the stars in space
My shiny teeth that sparkle
Addin' beauty to my face
My shiny teeth that glisten
just like a christmas tree
You know they walk a mile just to see me smile
My shiny teeth and me
Yes they're all so perfect
So white and pearly
Brush, gargle, rinse
A couple breath mints
My shiny teeth and me
My shiny teeth -- so awesome
Just like my favorite song
My shiny teeth I floss them
So they grow to be real strong
My shiny teeth I love them
And they all love me
Why should I talk to you
When I got 32?
My shiny teeth and me
I just had a crepe. interesting.
I was called a creep yesterday. Well, creepy.
Crêpes were all the rage in the mid-late 70's, Tink. There was a chain of restaurants called La Crêpe all over the place, and they even sold electric crêpe pans so you could make them at home.
Oh, those. I thought it was a typo. In that case, it should be crêpe.
I don't know if I will be racing to have another one, but it wasn't bad.
I've been watching the Hugh Jackman "Oklahoma" DVD on and off all day. Lord was so kind to this earth when he made that man! I have never really seen a production of this show either, so far I like it. The whole dream sequence was amazing!
Stagey, isn't that what I wrote? And as for being called a creep yesterday, consider the source.
Tink, OKLAHOMA! is an amazing show, vasly under valued today. And Hugh Jackman. What more can be said?
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
When Hugh leans against the windmill in those leather chaps with his arms up above his head, I almost think I can see God.
Last scene I was on was when Will is selling his stuff to the pedaler. I will try to catch more tonight, and then some tomorrow. However, is it me or did they so dub the singing on the video? It is weird.
Next up is South Pacific in concert with Reba and Stoke Mitchell.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
Hmmm - Stokes doing "This Nearly Was Mine". Yep, I'm pretty sure that was another 'I see God' moment.
OH! Stoke's "This Nearly Was Mine" gave me multiple eargasims!
Tink, I like Oklahoma, it's just a little too long for my taste. I think they should just split the darn thing in half.
Nice cover, Deet.
Yeah, the ballet was amazing. I didn't care for OKLAHOMA! until I watched this DVD. Now I own it. Excellent acting/singing all around. Trevor Nunn certainly knows how to direct a good show.
Key words being good show. He's not so great with the lousy ones.
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