When I'm feeling lonely
Sad as I can be
All by myself on an uncharted island
In an endless sea
What makes me happy?
Fills me up with glee?
Those bones in my jaw
That don't have a flaw
My shiny teeth and me
My shiny teeth that twinkle
Just like the stars in space
My shiny teeth that sparkle
Addin' beauty to my face
My shiny teeth that glisten
just like a christmas tree
You know they walk a mile just to see me smile
My shiny teeth and me
Yes they're all so perfect
So white and pearly
Brush, gargle, rinse
A couple breath mints
My shiny teeth and me
My shiny teeth -- so awesome
Just like my favorite song
My shiny teeth I floss them
So they grow to be real strong
My shiny teeth I love them
And they all love me
Why should I talk to you
When I got 32?
My shiny teeth and me
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia