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#2702

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 12:27pm

Oh did he, now? :)

It was ok...it was someone I went out with months ago and sort of forgot about. Very sexy Russian guy. Very, very Russian...I forgot how frickin' LOUD he was. I had to tell him to shut the fk up like, every five minutes. I finally took him to a bar and jammed my tongue in his mouth to shut him up.

Ugh.

He is certainly no Philly Boy, that much I'll tell you!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#2703

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 12:28pm

Well, I do have something very sex-ay to wear. I just don't see my dad letting me walk out of the house in it.

Jaily! Long night, hmmm?

Edit: Guess you already told us.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

Updated On: 12/28/07 at 12:28 PM

#2707

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 12:31pm

Oh, I love Russian guys...when I was a sophomore there was this amazingly hot Russian senior. Very gay, very tall, very dark and veeeery handsome. I don't usually go for those types but he was STUNNING. I got so tongue-tied around him. Also amazingly intelligent and president of Amnesty International. I wanted him soooo much. In health class once we were practicing putting condoms onto long wooden sticks and he decided to show the class how he had learned to put a condom on with his mouth. It was possibly the most erotic experience of my life.

Too bad he was gay. *sigh* I miss him. Gorgeous, gorgeous Kolya...
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

Updated On: 12/28/07 at 12:31 PM

#2708

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 12:33pm

Where's Stagealicious, by the way? I miss him!
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
#2710

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 12:48pm

My ex just IMed me out of the blue. No "Hi." Just "Who the hell gets up at 8 AM to look at plants? It's not like the plants are going anywhere."

*Headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#2718

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 1:21pm

I really love Garden State, but I can see why people don't. For me it came out at the perfect time, because I saw it just after my first summer home after moving across the country from my family, so I related all too well to the feelings he was going through.

Akiva
#2719

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 1:23pm

I loved "Garden State," and you guys know how anti-movies I am.

I found that I really identified with both Zach Braff's character and Natalie Portman's character.

It just all seemed very authentic and outside-the-box to me.
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
#2720

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 1:24pm

I thought it was okay the first time I watched it, but after the second viewing, I realized what trite it really was.

It's nothing but a cliched mess, fueled by an overrated soundtrack.

Its success had a lot do with Braff. If I wrote that screenplay, and when I first started, I wrote a lot of stories just like that, it wouldn't have been made.

Natalie gives the best performance. I wanted to slap Braff's stupid grin off his face.

I also have a thing with the whole WRITER/DIRECTOR/STAR thing.

Sorry to go off on a rant, but it just wasn't as good as people make it out to be.
"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere
#2724

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 1:31pm

I've never had Chinese food before.
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
#2725

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 1:34pm

I didn't relate to his character at all, and my mom's dead, too!

It was just so unbelievable and tried too hard to be quirky.

I've never thought a CD could change my life and I wouldn't tell anyone that.

I love Chinese food. I might have some... if I can scrounge up $10 or so bucks.
"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere
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