Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. "Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!" — Page 150

#3726

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 10:56am

I like making up my own slogans, BeerGoggle, like: "The only good thing to come out of the 80's was me" and "Akiva: Constantly exceeding your low expectations since 1985".

Akiva

#3727

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 10:56am

Are you a vegetarian, Foster?


One of my favorites is "You can't hug children with nuclear arms."

#3728

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 10:57am

That sounds lush to me. I'd quite happily eat that. I bought a slow cooker the other day and i've been well impressed with myself. I made a sausage and bacon hotpot and then, are you ready for this, home made rice pudding with nutmeg.... TAAADDAAAA. I know it's not that exciting but i was rather chuffed i invested in such a god given gift to the world... it is actually a students dream. Home cooked food with very little effort :)

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Jesus Loves You... Everybody else thinks you're an idiot!

#3729

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 10:59am

hey foster wanna be my new years date?

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#3730

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 11:01am

Everybody needs one of those things! My mom makes the most excellent French Stew with beef and carrots and all manner of amazing stuff in it. She simply throws it in the cooker in the morning, and by supper we've got the most fantastic meal. I love it! You'll use it for many years after school, as well.

Akiva: My cousin, who is 6'7", has one that says: "Ducking through doorways since 1991"

Updated On: 12/31/07 at 11:01 AM

#3731

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 11:02am

No.


GEEKS are cute:
Rivers Cuomo, Zachary Levi, Elijah Wood, Zachary Quinto (Basically Jewish men, and men who appear Jewish)

NERDS are superficially sweet, yet sour to the core:
Willy Wonka Candy Company... and others.

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"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"

#3732

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 11:04am

Lol there's loads out there... i just love little things like that. Me and my friends have taken to writing them down when one liners happen and it's the funniest thing reading them back. My fave has to be Fuggles lol. She's one of my best mates and myself and Shippy are evil to her but she loves it... i set fire to her hair not long ago BUT SHE ASKED ME TO DO IT! Yeah, we're gonna get locked up eventually. Anyway i'll introduce her as Fuggles which seems really cute... try and work it out

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Jesus Loves You... Everybody else thinks you're an idiot!

#3733

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 11:06am

I'm not a vegetarian. But I'm Kosher. So we only eat ugly creatures. And we kill them with dignity.

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"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

#3734

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 11:08am

Ah! Well, geese are indeed beautiful, but my friend killed it with dignity. I promise.

#3735

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 11:11am

Foster, do you really keep Kosher? I didn't know that. Werd to my Kosher bro.

Hah...I am too dumb to be a nerd, so I am definitely a geek.

Akiva

#3736

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 11:13am

I do keep Kosher. Amen, Kosher bro.

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"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

#3737

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 11:17am

I'm kosher when I eat Oreos.

Or so says my great aunt.

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#3738

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 11:19am

Nobody's really eveexplained to me exactly what it means to keep Kosher. Somthing to do with meat and cheese...or somthing. Enlighten me, please?

#3739

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 11:24am

The Laws of Kashrut (or Keeping Kosher) involve any dietary laws that the Jews have, so they include not mixing meat and milk (I have separate dishes and I wait a certain amount of time after eating meat until I can eat dairy), not eating certain animals (Birds of prey, shellfish, dolphins, and yes...pigs, etc.), having animals killed a certain way (A quick cut to a certain vein in the throat by a perfectly sharp knife) and drained of all blood.

Akiva

Updated On: 12/31/07 at 11:24 AM

#3740

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 11:25am

Isn't the rule for marine animals that they must have scales? That's why you can't eat shark or swordfish. At least that's what I understand.

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Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#3741

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 11:27am

Thank you, Akiva. Nobody's ever been able to explain it. My town has a VERY small Jewish community.

I find studying different religions very interesting. There's so much to learn, and it's all so different! I love it.

#3742

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 11:27am

Scales and gills, yup. And for mammals the rule is that is has to have split hooves and chew its cud (Pig has the first, but not the latter).

Akiva

#3743

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 11:29am

Wow! That's so ineteresting!

#3744

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 11:30am

Interesting...

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#3745

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 11:31am

*sets down his ham and cheese sandwich*

hm, What are we talking about?

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"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"

#3746

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 11:32am

Is there any back story as to why? As in, a particular reason?

#3747

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 11:33am

kosher people don't eat shrimp or crab, which are probably the 2 ugliest creatures around.

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....but the world goes 'round

#3748

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 11:33am

Hah, all my friends love asking hypothetical questions about it when we are out at a pub and I can't really eat. "If I ordered it without THIS on it, could you eat it?", "If the bowl they made it in was brand new, could you have this?".

Akiva

ETA: yeah...I didn't get that ugly comment either.

Updated On: 12/31/07 at 11:33 AM

#3749

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 11:34am

Um... weren't a herd of pigs possessed? It's been a while since I've even read my bible, much less went to church.

I don't think pigs were clean after that.

And I LOVE shrimp and crab.

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#3750

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/31/07 at 11:35am

I love Marine life. They are the most prehistoric creatures we have.

*hungry voice*

and they're all kinds of tasty. :)

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"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"

Updated On: 12/31/07 at 11:35 AM