Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. "Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!" — Page 6

#126

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:01pm

Oh good god.

How on god's green earth are you ever going to be a writer if you have absolutely no stock of cultural references?

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#127

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:03pm

Then explain it to me, please.

(If I called you "Daddy", would that be obscene?)

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#128

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:08pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_League

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#129

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:09pm

How'd you like SWEENEY TODD?
We LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED it!

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#130

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:09pm

*the cows skate in with cocoa*


ohhhh we have a new girl i see Yay

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#131

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:10pm

Thanks, Harris!

BB2 is really nice.

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#132

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:16pm

*le sigh* Half of my posts from now on shall be deleted, so you better read 'em quick right after I post.

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#133

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:18pm

You better not get the av thread deleted, missy.

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Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#134

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:21pm

Fine! *pouts* never let me have any fun...

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#135

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:32pm

Or fiddle faddle.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#136

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:33pm

I'm a purist...gotta stick with Cracker Jack.

I think, given the new rules handed down by the regime, that we should all from this moment forward, ask ourselves:

"What would Annie Wilkes say?"

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#137

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:35pm

*Sits on the piano and does her best Loretta Devine*

I miss you... old thread

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#138

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:40pm

geek, If I wasn't gay, I would ____ your ____ and then _____with my _____ while you ______on the top of a piano.

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....but the world goes 'round

#139

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:41pm

TAZ!

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#140

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:41pm

Oogy, nasty, icky-pie DIRTY BIRDIES!!!!!!

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#141

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:42pm

Taaaaz...*fans self*

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#142

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:42pm

Wow, tazzy does know how to talk dirty. He did use the "g" word.

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Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#143

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:43pm

As in "happy?"

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#144

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:47pm

Yep. I mean ... is that word allowed? Some would call that offensive, no? And lets not even think of the "Q" word. Actually, are " " allowed?

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Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#145

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:49pm

Never in my life did a sentence with so many blanks make me blush.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#146

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:50pm

Poodler?

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Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#147

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:50pm

Who "poodle"? How random.

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#148

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:52pm

oh poodle you if you don't like it geek.
I'm so sick of trying to poodling please you.

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....but the world goes 'round

#149

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:53pm

Yeah ... no w*rk is getting done today.

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Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#150

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:53pm

You're gonna get the poodling thread deleted, taz!

I poodling love you

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."