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#76

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:45pm

*sigh* I'm too short to be a model. Not that I would possibly want to be. I'm insecure as it is and *whispers* I'm pretty sure I'm not hot enough.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#77

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:45pm

Akiva, I was April in the Johnstons' baby calendar, and when I had a guy from my class over to my house for the first time when he joined the school (I must have been about 11), he saw the cut out, and it turned out that he had been May! How random!
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller
#78

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:47pm

I always made a much better makeup artist than model, anyway...though goddamn if I didn't LOVE a runway. I can WORK a suit jacket, honey. Shooze.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#82

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:51pm

BOOZE.

Geeky, if you think you're hot, you're smoking. Don't sweat it. I had braces and acne in junior high. You couldn't have been worse than I was. I stand by my ass satin comment.

Jailyard Guy (can I call you Jaily), my derrier happens to own high waisted pants no matter HOW round it is. How long have you been a make up artist?

Kiva has a sexy strut. Word up.
"Just remembering you've had an 'and' when you're back to 'or' Makes the or mean more, than it did before..."
#83

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:53pm

You may certainly call me Jaily, everyone else does re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

I've been doing makeup since I was about 3...my poor mom. She'd wake up from naps looking like a drag queen. I did it hardcore for a while, but now I just do it for fun, mostly when my girls are going out, or for weddings and stuff like that.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#85

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:55pm

Jaily: I LOVE make up. I find make up can more so change what kind style you have than any outfit can. Make up is the final product. I always have trouble finding stuff that goes with my skin tone. I'm suuupperr pale. I'm good with hair though.

"Just remembering you've had an 'and' when you're back to 'or' Makes the or mean more, than it did before..."
#86

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:57pm

To say the writing was on the wall is an understatement, Jails.
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller
#87

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:57pm

I go away fro about two hours to do a little rehearsing and you guys have started a new thread and done 5 pages worth of talking? Dude, I have to get back to mah belting, but I certainly look forward to reading back!
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
#89

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 1:01pm

Wow, I can't remember the last time I've worn anything more than lip gloss. I'm not a makeup person. Not good with it, not good looking IN it...I'm awkward that way.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#90

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 1:01pm

I think my Barbie doll collection and ballet classes at 5 might have been the final tip-off.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#92

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 1:02pm

LOL, Taz!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#93

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 1:03pm

You took ballet? Tell!
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller
#95

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 1:04pm

Roz, I dunno whether to take that as a compliment or an insult!
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#97

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 1:07pm

My parents refused to get me the barbie's or let me take ballet. So I bought my own barbie collection and became a dancer when I was 17. I think they got the message.
Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#99

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 1:10pm

Tazzy, you of ALL people should know that I most assuredly do NOT possess a vagina.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#100

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimn

Posted: 12/21/07 at 1:10pm

I never did Ballet, which I regret (That and gymnastics). I regret little, but that, because I know it's too late now.

And yet I did manage to always ask for Barbie stuff for Christmas, and my Mother had NO IDEA when I spoke to her about it last month.

Slow as snails.
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller
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