this party sounds like it was epic.
Oh, it was. We reached levels of gay that heretofore had only been seen during a Liberace performance.
See?
The martini glass full of pizza dip was hard to drink through a straw.
I know! It was handy that I found those odd little tiny spoons in my bag, wasn't it?!
(Where EVER could they have come from, and what on earth does one actually use them for, I wonder?)
I think they're to feed little babies.
I need to start wearing pearls so I have something to clutch.
That's what *I* said. It's like "Camera! Must. Clutch. NOW!"
Glad to see you're not doing anything different on your last day Jaily..like WORK.
There isn't any to do! Contrary to popular belief, I am actually an incredibly efficient worker and get all of my projects done very quickly, which is WHY I have so much free time, you fornicating assclown with the fabulous oven!
well..you should come over sometime and we can cook and bake...and of course drink to our hearts content.
Who will bring the boys?? There must be boys!
honey...there's always boys..what do you think manhunt is for?
Cal, I know I've seen you in a pearl necklace before.
FAUX pearl necklace anyway.
Suzanne Sugarbaker knows how to tell the difference.
...she shops at Fabulous Fakes.
I'm hungry.
Anytime you like, taz.
And how does one get a faux? Ranch dressing?
"And how does one get a faux?"
Evidently not the way you've been doing things.
I love a tossed salad with Ranch dressing.
I dont care for Thousand Island.
SM2..I thought you told me that you like creamy italian on everything?
Ooooh, salad! Yes! That's the ticket...
Italian, Russian, French... I'm not picky.
I love salad! With blue cheese dressing.
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