The C word gives me hives, dude. Stop it. *hides*
LOL. i didn't know that was you, calvin. great essay, btw.
and if y'all were so committed, you would have finished part 2. at this rate it would take all of 20 minutes.
Just don't cross me, or I'll shoot you with a flare gun.
Cal, is that you, or Anthony Michael Hall?
judging by the amount of product, i'm guessing AMH.
it looks like he maybe getting poked in the picture
DUDE, you killed the f'ing thread!!!
ATTENTION:
ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.
YOU ALL WILL BE SAFE;
I'M JUST POSTING TO SAY GOODBYE
Oooh...that means I can be prom queen!
I'll be the fairest in the land!
*rigs bucket of pig's blood*
S'okay, beeyotch! I gots the powah! I wouldnt try running me over on my way home :)
hee hee hee. boobs is drinking at work in the mornings again...
Doodle, yous gots to get the paynis powah
*hiccup*
"They're all gonna laugh at me"
"They're all gonna laugh at me"
"They're all gonna laugh at me"
cause someone hit the bottom...
I should've killed myself when he put it in me. After the first time, before we were married, Ralph promised never again. He promised, and I believed him. But sin never dies. Sin never dies. At first, it was all right. We lived sinlessly. We slept in the same bed, but we never did it. And then, that night, I saw him looking down at me that way. We got down on our knees to pray for strength. I smelled the whiskey on his breath. Then he took me. He took me, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath, and I liked it. I liked it! With all that dirty touching of his hands all over me. I should've given you to God when you were born, but I was weak and backsliding, and now the devil has come home. We'll pray.
Me and my radiant paynis powah want y'all to come to bed with me.
"...Say it, woman!"
jaily, you look like the twin of the girl in your avatar.
oh, jaily...it's like you have horndog tourettes!
I do, Dooder. I do.
Funny, Robb. Very. Very. Funny.
I wanna get in de riddim witch yoo jaily, and den I maybe gonna smack your head
You better hit dem walls and work the middle, though.
I need ALL that information from your rocket.
(BTW, in my own crazy little brain, I'm gonna pretend that means you think I'm cute, which will get me through the rest of my work day. Don't kill my Easter bunny.)
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