I'm definitely poor, but a. los padres are coming tomorrow, so I can spend a little in anticipation of them coming and b. considering the cheapitude of most Czech restaurants and the expense of buying enough ingredients to make most anything palatable, it's almost economical to eat out pretty much all the time here.
Anyway, I'm looking for rich guys to get me pregnant so I cam tie them down and be set for life, but unfortunately it's a little hard when you have no uterus for them to impregnate and a very tiny heart with which to get them all ****in' emotional and ****.
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.