My uncle finally set up the wireless router! Civilization arrives at Queechy Lake!
All I've been doing is tanning, swimming, reading, and eating. Oh, and shopping at the outlets, but that goes without saying!
... For some reason I suddenly feel like Austin, except without a sugar daddy. And that's just... sad.
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.