Pose once again for me
My fine actor
Your measurements are off
Now I’ll tailor
And though you hate it when
I trim your cuffs
The Dolly of the Musical is there
To fix your threads
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
*looks at TheNardier's pic for 10 minutes*
...
Hey! Look at me! I'm HOT!
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
Parks, you're going to homecoming with me, right?
(Goggles, don't get jealous. I would ask you, but you've got to be under 20 to attend school dances unless you're chaperoning)
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
Psh, of COURSE
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
oh it's like that is it? How old are you then? Parks touch my mrs and i'll kick your ass!
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
Well, darling, you didn't expect me to go dateless, did you?
We'll ditch..er..um... drop off Parks and go dancing afterwards.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
no way... it's over! Seeing other men behind my back, how dare you? I feel so used... i was right all along, you did break my heart! :'( Now i'm gonna get CM2 to kick your ass!
However, means i'm free and single again... hmmmmmm
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
Don't leave me like this! Parks is just a friend. You're my one and only and you know it. There's no one I'd rather attend the homecoming dance with than you, but it just can't happen. Please understand, baby.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
No it's over! You and your homecoming dance (whatever the hell that is) can move in with Parks the home wrecker! I can't believe i was going to take you dancing... anyone else wanna go dancing with me?
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
o.k tha made me smile... but even your sad face wont work this time! Think of the children when your out gallovanting with that home wrecker and i'm stuck at home with only bad t.v for company... how would that make you feel?
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
It was just going to be one night! And I hardly think going out with a friend is "gallovanting with the homewrecker."
And that child DOES have a father, you know.
You're just overreacting and it's silly. We both know very well how much I adore you.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
yeah but the FATHER is the one who is constantly looking after him. I had to dive in the pool to save someone last week whilst he was in the baby backpack thing... lucky he's having swimming lessons! Where was his mother i hear the crowds asking, where was his mother? Well, she was out shopping for a homecoming dress with Parks and she didn't come home for two days!!! Did i get an explanation? No i got a slap round the face for asking where she was... and yet i still stayed, and now, she's seeing someone openly on the boards... it's just too much!
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
First of all, you are not that child's father, and I won't have you feeding him the disillusion that you are.
And now you're trying to make up lies that I'm a bad mother, and I won't have it. I don't need you. The baby and I will be moving out as soon as I can find a place.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
THE CHILD ISN'T MINE???????????????????? I'll take you through every court in the land, my name is on the birth certificate and i'll be damned if you're gonna take my kid away from me! It's Parks isn't it, he's the father... i knew this had been going on longer than you said! I'm packing your things... you're leaving tonight! The baby can stay with me, it's not going near you and your home wrecker!
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
If you ever cared about me and paid attention at all, you would know that the child was from a previous relationship. I guess everyone except you knows that it's Mr. Me2's.
And I would like that avatar back that I so lovingly gave you.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
what about our child though... the one you always forget. I cared for your other child like my own! We'll discuss who gets what in court... and you wont get anything!
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
I find it hard to take that you're spouting such vicious lies.
You never loved me. I knew it. You were just looking for an excuse to leave me, and you jumped on the first petty thing you could find. I despise you.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
it wasn't me who jumped anything... i was faithful to you! Well i have to now to fetch a child from his summer club (seriously, i'm looking after my cousin) we'll continue this later!
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
Oh you think you're so good and faithful.
All I wanted was to go dancing... just once, and you kept putting it off and putting it off and I told myself, "It's okay. He's just busy." and let you go do your thing, well I'm done with playing the submissive lover, and I never want to speak to you again.
a bit late, but I'll go dancing with you, Beergoggles!
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice shades, Parks.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
Thanks Emcee. You're A-OK in my book.
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