Is this too harsh?

[liotte]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:30pm

So one of my friends claimed to be worthless, and I said it would be a fun game to try to list all of his worthless points. Here is what I sent him (and it's all 100% true, and no, I'm not normally so mean, he'll take it in jest and it won't affect our friendship):

1. You are completely apathetic to everything in your life, from work to your girlfriend to your social life and everything in between. With the exception of sports and beer, and getting laid once a month.
2. You lie. A lot. About everything.
3. You say something dumb and insulting, then say you are kidding. But you really aren’t kidding, you are just trying to make the other person feel better.
4. You rip on your friends nonstop, and treat them like ****.
5. You are cheap.
6. You are lazy. Instead of doing anything, you’d rather sleep, watch tv, or just sit around doing nothing. If there is a beer in your hand and naked women or sports nearby, you are happy.
7. You hate your friends. You are ready to disown everyone you know and never look back.
8. You have female friends who like talking to you and need your support, and you don’t care at all. Yes we cry. Yes we bitch. Just deal with it, and try to be nice once in a while.
9. You are superficial. There is more to females than what they look like.
10. Your cleanliness habits are horrible. You don’t clean your room or bathroom ever. Laundry? What’s that? Change your boxers once in a while! Don’t leave dried blood on the floor! That’s just gross!!
11. You are extremely self-centered. If it doesn’t revolve around you, you don’t care. End of story.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:34pm

I'm reading this list and can't help but ask why you're friends with such a person.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:34pm

Well, I've always been one for brutal honesty, and if you say these traits are all TRUE about him, than I say the Prick absolutely deserves it.

Updated On: 4/13/05 at 02:34 PM

[liotte]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:38pm

Oh, definitely deserved. And why am I friends with him? Because we have been friends since freshman year of college and use each other for, um, certain physical needs. However, we are both brutally honest with each other, and still manage to be friends somehow.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:40pm

Well, um, if that's the case and if your list is true, then at least it means he finds you hot (even if he doesn't give a poop about your personality)!



~Tiff, always trying to find that silver lining

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:42pm

So he is not really a friend but a fV(k buddy. Dried blood on the floor? Get yourself a vibrator and be done with him. Just because you have been friends with someone for a long time doesn't make it obligatory to reamain friends for the rest of your life.

[liotte]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:43pm

Thanks Tiff! Though I don't know if that's true. More like I have a huge chest, and he is guaranteed to get some and doesn't have to work too hard. And after doing this for 8 years, we know each other so well that it just works. I suppose it's a friendship of convenience, and I'm not complaining about that one bit! People ask how come we don't date, and I always reply that he's an asshole.

[broadway86]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:45pm

That list really scared me.

[liotte]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:46pm

I'm sorry! Didn't mean to scare you!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:46pm

I have to second Sueleen on this one. Get thee a Rabbit and be done with him. If you've got a big rack, you have your picking of guys and there's probably at least one or two of them who like your personality and don't have mysterious blood stains (WTF?) in their homes. And if being stacked isn't an issue with them, can you send one my way?

[Firefly]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:47pm

Entirely up to you, of course, but I find I just don't want to waste any of my time with people who fit that description.

(And if it's all true, then no, I don't think you're being too harsh)

[liotte]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:55pm

Yeah, that's what I thought. *sigh*

The blood thing- he cut his foot pretty bad, and got some blood on the floor, about a spot about 3 inches by 4 inches big. He didn't clean it up right away, and it dried, and he just covered it up with a rug. I was staying with him for awhile while in between apartments, and he showed me and said, "Pretty cool, huh?" It had been there for about a month by that point. I was disgusted, and moved into my own place shortly thereafter. Yes, it's gross. I think it's horrible that there are people like this out there.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:07pm

"10. Your cleanliness habits are horrible. You don’t clean your room or bathroom ever. Laundry? What’s that? Change your boxers once in a while! Don’t leave dried blood on the floor! That’s just gross!!"


I'm almost afraid to ask about personal hygiene, other than the changing of the boxers.

[liotte]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:19pm

Personal hygiene... well, he showers everyday and brushes his teeth... However, the bathtub is covered in scum, and the drain doesn't work, so it's pretty gross.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:19pm

He couldn't possibly be that great of a F*CK Buddy if he smells that bad! *shudder* Really, leave him. Leave him. Trust your anonymous Internet buddies, and leave the guy.

[liotte]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:30pm

LOL, I'll let you guys know :)

[ElTico68]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:32pm

Is there a list at all of good things about him?

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:33pm

I try to be honest with people - but I know I could go on and make them pissed as all hell...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:34pm

1. You can get it up, which serves the only thing I really need you for.

[end]

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:38pm

"Trust your anonymous Internet buddies, and leave the guy."

For once, I'll side with her and say, do trust us. We would never stear you wrong....

[ElTico68]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:52pm

I figure there has to be "something" good about him... anything?

[Gothampc]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:52pm

12) Your mother wears army boots.

Throw it in, just for good measure.

[liotte]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 4:00pm

"1. You can get it up, which serves the only thing I really need you for.

[end] "


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pretty much sums it up!!!!!!!!!!!

[CatieElphie1]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 4:00pm

ermmmmmmmmmm......okay.
Gross, somewhat, but whatever floats your canoe.

[Firefly]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 4:01pm

Seems to me there's no shortage of men who qualify if that's the only criteria...at least not last time I looked! Maybe you could find one with at least a couple of other good qualities....?