It took TWO years to get here...and now that I'm here I realize you all suck.
I'm a Broadway Legend!
Time to hit the box wine...because I had enough spare time to get me here.
Updated On: 3/9/06 at 05:50 PM
*pulls the chord*
*watches the bucket of pigs blood pour all over MA*
They're all gonna laugh at you. They're all gonna laugh at you. ...
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
Was it the ponies that got you all the way here?
Congrats, MA!!!
You know, I shoulda mentioned the ponies in my acceptance speech. Do you think they're gonna shun me?
And Best12Bars...GET 'ER DONE
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I can do what I want now? Yesssss...and congrats!
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
How did it possibly take you that long?
Congrats, darling Matty.
It took you 2 years to become a legend? Lazy ass pony-lover.
Oh, DO forgive me for having a LIFE outside of BWW and not posting DAILY for HOURS.
Please...if you must throw stones, let them be pebbles.
For I am a Broadway Legend and want to be presentable when the moderators come to my door with gifts certificates to Bob Evans and lots of B'way memorabilia from canceled shows.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
"Oh, DO forgive me for having a LIFE outside of BWW and not posting DAILY for HOURS."
I dom't know if you emphasized enough WORDS there, MATTHEW. You might want to go BACK and EDIT it.
So...what? I only have 5 fans.
This is pathetic.
When I was in a show with the Snapple lady there were more people at the stage door than this.
My ego is bruised.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/05
"When I was in a show with the Snapple lady there were more people at the stage door than this. "
Well damn, I'd be there to meet the Snapple lady too!
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
OH MY GOD!
You're exactly like Parks!
Creeepy...
And I'm sure more people will show up. They're probably out having this "life" you speak of.
No, Parks is exactly like ME! Not the other way around!
Your retainer is too tight and it's cutting off the blood to your head, little bit.
Okay, okay. 6 fans. Getting better.
And Colleen- the Snapple lady is a short, fat, dyke. They are dime-a-dozen on this board.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/12/05
Congrats!
I'm realllly close. If I get on it, I'll probably make legend tonight or tomorrow..
edit: you have 7 fans now.
Updated On: 3/9/06 at 06:31 PM
I got my legend status from a long thread called "Mary Testa is a Lesbo" so who am I to judge...
I "gained immortality" on the Confessions Thread.
Oh, and the Legend Gift Bag?... It's overrated.
Yea, it took me awhile too.
I worked so hard to get it. And now, it's sortof like "Oh, I'm a legend."
So, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Personally I liked the chase better than the catch.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
The Confessions Thread! Awwww. What a fabulous thread that was.
I miss Rath.
I got Lgend status on the Avatar thread. Such fond memories.
I believe I got it on the "Say something nice about the person above you" thread.
SO you miss people's opinions being cut down for no valid reason?
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
Ouch.
No. Not really.
Just miss having the nice Auntie side of her around.
My, you have to tread carefully around here. Is there anyone that everyone likes? Let's talk about them.
No, but I don't think anyone else reached the 99 percent of the board hates me status like she did.
EXCUSE ME, BUT I BELIEVE I STARTED THIS THREAD FOR ME.
Congrats Matty!
Thank you.
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