It's Citi Bike! - Page 3

[Jane2]

Posted: 8/1/13 at 9:50am

First of all, lol, I knew that I wasn't one of the generic Janes, and thank you very much, Namo. I'm not as dumb as I come across in my posts! Now down to the serious business:

"The fact is, people using the various modes of transportation (including pedestrians) have to adapt to each other."

Are you serious? You don't live in NYC, do you? I do not have to adapt to anyone who blatantly breaks every traffic law there is, and puts my life in danger. N O spells no. I'm not adapting to someone I have no respect for.

"There will also be average Joes and Janes, who break the lesser rule occasionally"

Occasionally? OMG we're on different planets. How about if they follow a law occasionally?

Oy vey smear, I hate bikers!

[suestorm]

Posted: 8/1/13 at 10:00am

Namo lives in a leafy suburb of boston i believe. there is no comparison to the congestion and density of NYC or Brooklyn.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/1/13 at 10:01am

I guess what I am trying to say is that I believe as these bike programs continue to grow (all signs point to that happening) there will be an increase in safety and an adaptation in the transportation flow in general. Obviously, I pity the fool biker who breaks a rule in Jane's vicinity.

[ghostlight2]

Posted: 8/1/13 at 10:04am

Nothing like cruising through Central park on a bike.

Addison, if you liked Stewart, here's Colbert!
Colbert's take on citibikes

[suestorm]

Posted: 8/1/13 at 10:05am

NANNYAPOLIS lol

[ghostlight2]

Posted: 8/1/13 at 10:10am

Oh, I forgot, a word of advice to Jane. Carry a cane or walking stick. They're quite stylish, and if a biker misbehaves, stick it between his spokes as they attempt to zio by. It will bring them to a screaming halt.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/1/13 at 10:21am

When I was writing my last post I was picturing Jane with an umbrella. Great minds and all that.

[ghostlight2]

Posted: 8/1/13 at 10:33am

A good old-fashioned brolly would work fine too. Don't ask me how I know, but trust me on this.

[Jane2]

Posted: 8/1/13 at 10:33am

If you think I don't fantasize about the stick idea, or even a water gun, you're wrong!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/1/13 at 10:43am

A water gun would be fun, get your point across, and cause less bodily injury. Of course, you could end up on a no-fly list when you're caught on surveillance.

[suestorm]

Posted: 8/1/13 at 10:53am

opening my car door while they try and sneak by is always a fun fantasy of mine too!

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 8/1/13 at 10:56am

Namo, I bet Jane knows places to hide a gun that you'd never dream of.

[ghostlight2]

Posted: 8/1/13 at 10:57am

Jane, get one of those bright green or orange water guns that look like space guns. No worries then.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/1/13 at 11:40am

I call it "my holster," Reg.