I really wanted a margarita last night. Instead, I Settled for passing out on my bed at about 8:45 pm. I woke up at 2 am with my dog breathing in my face.
Wow...that's some screen capture, beacs! WHERE are you getting all of these? (or do I not want to know...)
ck, I was tempted to break a leg last night. Very tempted
Dinner was delicious. Went out for a bottle of champagne after dinner. Decided to go out in style.
So...today is the first day of the rest of my life. I wonder what's in store?
He does indeed have hot, stinky breath. Fortunately, a 2:30 Am toothbrushing followed by Bert's breath freshener and I didn't somuch mind it when he was breathing on me again at 7 AM.
By the way, should you find yourself with a stinky houseguest, I recommend the Bert's drops. Good stuff.
I have never been a stinky houseguest...
Oh, wait...
I take that back...
There's a story there. Go ahead, jack the thread. Tell me.
You don't want to hear about the time I tried to take a shower (OMG, I just realized I have TWO drunk shower stories) after being plastered, only to upchuck dinner (that I had cooked earlier that night for the house) all over the bathroom, do you?
At least you were in a bathroom Cookie, I was in bed pulling a Jimi Hendrix. Not pretty! Did I mention the bag of Cheeto's that I had consumed?
big mistake coming here while eating b'kfast...
can I say I couldn't look at spinach for the longest time?
same way I can't even smell rum...
I remember rinsing off the Qualuuds to down them a second time
artichokes...
note to self: put out old towels when Cookie comes over... save the good ones.
buddha... OMG. that just reminded me of an episode during grad school... Oh. Dear. God.
buddha... that's wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong...
or, no spinach.
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
I never have those stomach issues. Lots of practice. Also, I have an iron liver. Paid lots of money for it.
My wife has puked in a cab about five times. Once in her Coach purse!!!!
Only twice due to alcohol... once rum and once tequila. I can still drink tequila, but rum...
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
gotta run to do a little shopping.
I can hardly bear to tear myself away from you all, but I need some retail therapy.
See you later, my lovelies.
Addy... we have the same therapist! Going at lunch... doing my part to save the economy. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
I am having lunch at Marshall Field's with a friend. I will pick you up some Frangos.
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