Jack Me. NOW! — Page 223

#5551

Jackin visits

Posted: 5/6/05 at 10:54am

I really wanted a margarita last night. Instead, I Settled for passing out on my bed at about 8:45 pm. I woke up at 2 am with my dog breathing in my face.

#5552

Jackin visits

Posted: 5/6/05 at 10:57am

that's hot

#5553

Jackin visits

Posted: 5/6/05 at 10:58am

Wow...that's some screen capture, beacs! WHERE are you getting all of these? (or do I not want to know...)

ck, I was tempted to break a leg last night. Very tempted

Dinner was delicious. Went out for a bottle of champagne after dinner. Decided to go out in style.

So...today is the first day of the rest of my life. I wonder what's in store?

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#5554

Jackin visits

Posted: 5/6/05 at 10:58am

He does indeed have hot, stinky breath. Fortunately, a 2:30 Am toothbrushing followed by Bert's breath freshener and I didn't somuch mind it when he was breathing on me again at 7 AM.
By the way, should you find yourself with a stinky houseguest, I recommend the Bert's drops. Good stuff.

#5555

Jackin visits

Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:00am

I have never been a stinky houseguest...

Oh, wait...

I take that back...

#5556

Jackin visits

Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:01am

There's a story there. Go ahead, jack the thread. Tell me.

#5557

Jackin visits

Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:22am

You don't want to hear about the time I tried to take a shower (OMG, I just realized I have TWO drunk shower stories) after being plastered, only to upchuck dinner (that I had cooked earlier that night for the house) all over the bathroom, do you?

#5558

Jackin visits

Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:25am

At least you were in a bathroom Cookie, I was in bed pulling a Jimi Hendrix. Not pretty! Did I mention the bag of Cheeto's that I had consumed?

#5559

Jackin visits

Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:26am

big mistake coming here while eating b'kfast...

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#5560

Jackin visits

Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:27am

can I say I couldn't look at spinach for the longest time?

#5561

Jackin visits

Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:32am

same way I can't even smell rum...

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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#5562

Jackin visits

Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:55am

I remember rinsing off the Qualuuds to down them a second time

#5563

Jackin visits

Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:55am

artichokes...

note to self: put out old towels when Cookie comes over... save the good ones.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#5564

Jackin visits

Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:56am

buddha... OMG. that just reminded me of an episode during grad school... Oh. Dear. God.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#5565

Jackin visits

Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:56am

buddha... that's wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong...

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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#5566

Jackin visits

Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:56am

*sigh*

always the old towels, never the good ones...

#5567

Jackin visits

Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:57am

hey I paid good money for those

#5568

Jackin visits

Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:57am

or, no spinach.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#5569

Jackin visits

Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:59am

I never have those stomach issues. Lots of practice. Also, I have an iron liver. Paid lots of money for it.

My wife has puked in a cab about five times. Once in her Coach purse!!!!

#5570

Jackin visits

Posted: 5/6/05 at 12:04pm

Only twice due to alcohol... once rum and once tequila. I can still drink tequila, but rum...

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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#5571

Jackin visits

Posted: 5/6/05 at 12:04pm

are you married to kathy?

#5572

Jackin visits

Posted: 5/6/05 at 12:10pm

Who is Kathy?

#5573

Jackin Friday

Posted: 5/6/05 at 12:11pm

gotta run to do a little shopping.

I can hardly bear to tear myself away from you all, but I need some retail therapy.

See you later, my lovelies.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#5574

Jackin Friday

Posted: 5/6/05 at 12:12pm

Addy... we have the same therapist! Going at lunch... doing my part to save the economy. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#5575

Jackin Friday

Posted: 5/6/05 at 12:16pm

I am having lunch at Marshall Field's with a friend. I will pick you up some Frangos.