Jack Me. NOW!
#5550Jackin visits
Posted: 5/6/05 at 10:54am
I really wanted a margarita last night. Instead, I Settled for passing out on my bed at about 8:45 pm. I woke up at 2 am with my dog breathing in my face.
#5552Jackin visits
Posted: 5/6/05 at 10:58am
Wow...that's some screen capture, beacs! WHERE are you getting all of these? (or do I not want to know...)
ck, I was tempted to break a leg last night. Very tempted
Dinner was delicious. Went out for a bottle of champagne after dinner. Decided to go out in style.
So...today is the first day of the rest of my life. I wonder what's in store?
#5553Jackin visits
Posted: 5/6/05 at 10:58am
He does indeed have hot, stinky breath. Fortunately, a 2:30 Am toothbrushing followed by Bert's breath freshener and I didn't somuch mind it when he was breathing on me again at 7 AM.
By the way, should you find yourself with a stinky houseguest, I recommend the Bert's drops. Good stuff.
#5554Jackin visits
Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:00am
I have never been a stinky houseguest...
Oh, wait...
I take that back...
#5555Jackin visits
Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:01am
There's a story there. Go ahead, jack the thread. Tell me.
#5556Jackin visits
Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:22amYou don't want to hear about the time I tried to take a shower (OMG, I just realized I have TWO drunk shower stories) after being plastered, only to upchuck dinner (that I had cooked earlier that night for the house) all over the bathroom, do you?
#5557Jackin visits
Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:25amAt least you were in a bathroom Cookie, I was in bed pulling a Jimi Hendrix. Not pretty! Did I mention the bag of Cheeto's that I had consumed?
#5558Jackin visits
Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:26ambig mistake coming here while eating b'kfast...
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#5559Jackin visits
Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:27amcan I say I couldn't look at spinach for the longest time?
#5560Jackin visits
Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:32amsame way I can't even smell rum...
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#5561Jackin visits
Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:55amI remember rinsing off the Qualuuds to down them a second time
#5562Jackin visits
Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:55am
artichokes...
note to self: put out old towels when Cookie comes over... save the good ones.
#5563Jackin visits
Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:56ambuddha... OMG. that just reminded me of an episode during grad school... Oh. Dear. God.
#5564Jackin visits
Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:56ambuddha... that's wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong...
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#5567Jackin visits
Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:57amor, no spinach.
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#5568Jackin visits
Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:59am
I never have those stomach issues. Lots of practice. Also, I have an iron liver. Paid lots of money for it.
My wife has puked in a cab about five times. Once in her Coach purse!!!!
#5569Jackin visits
Posted: 5/6/05 at 12:04pmOnly twice due to alcohol... once rum and once tequila. I can still drink tequila, but rum...
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#5572Jackin Friday
Posted: 5/6/05 at 12:11pm
gotta run to do a little shopping.
I can hardly bear to tear myself away from you all, but I need some retail therapy.
See you later, my lovelies.
#5573Jackin Friday
Posted: 5/6/05 at 12:12pmAddy... we have the same therapist! Going at lunch... doing my part to save the economy. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#5574Jackin Friday
Posted: 5/6/05 at 12:16pmI am having lunch at Marshall Field's with a friend. I will pick you up some Frangos.
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