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Jack Me. NOW!
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#550Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/14/05 at 12:34pm
I'm as restless as a willow in a windstorm, I'm as jumpy as puppet on a string
I'd say that I had spring fever, but I know it isn't spring
I am starry eyed and vaguely discontented, like a nightingale without a song to sing
O why should I have spring fever, when it isn't even spring
I keep I were someone else, walking down a strange new street
And hearing words that I've never heard from a girl I've yet to meet
I'm as busy as spider spinning daydreams, spinning spinning daydreams
I'm as giggy as a baby on a swing
I haven't seen a crocus or a rosebud, or a robin on the wing
But I feel so gay in a melancholy way, that it might as well be spring
It might as well be spring.
#551Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/14/05 at 1:07pm
Hmm, more than the Spring arriving, I'd like to win the lotto. Any songs for that, Cookie?
#552Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/14/05 at 1:22pmYou could sing that "If I had a million dollars...." song that used to be on the lottery commercial.
#553Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/14/05 at 1:28pm
Ick, Emcee, ick! I'd much rather sing something from a musical.
Or by Tina.
#554Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/14/05 at 1:52pmOoh, sorry, this this thread was about something else.
The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#555Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/14/05 at 1:52pm
can you tapdance, bway?
We're in the money,
We're in the money;
We've got a lot of what it takes to get along!
We're in the money,
The sky is sunny;
Old Man Depression, you are through,
You done us wrong!
We never see a headline
'Bout breadline, today,
And when we see the landlord,
We can look that guy right in the eye .
We're in the money
Come on, my honey
Let's spend it, lend it,
Send it rolling around!
All:
We're in the money,
We're in the money;
We've got a lot of what it takes to get along!
We're in the money,
The sky is sunny;
Old Man Depression, you are through,
You done us wrong!
We never see a headline
'Bout breadline, today,
And when we see the landlord,
We can look that guy right in the eye.
Look that guy right in the eye-
Look that guy right in the eye-
We're in the money
Come on, my honey
Let's spend it, lend it, send it-
Let's spend it, lend it, send it
Rolling, rolling-
Rolling around!
Gone are my blues,
And gone are my tears;
I've got good news
To shout in your ears.
The silver dollar has returned to the fold,
With silver you can turn your dreams to gold.
#556Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/14/05 at 2:01pm
I do tap decently, Cookie, but since someone stole my shoes (you have to love actors, don't you?), it's a non-issue. :)
I'll soft shoe instead...
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#557Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/14/05 at 2:04pm
What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble.
I'll never fall in love again.
I'll never fall in love again.
What do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia.
After you do, he'll never phone you.
I'll never fall in love again.
I'll never fall in love again.
Don't tell me what is all about,
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out,
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you
What do you get when you fall in love?
You get enough tears to fill an ocean
That's what you get for your devotion.
I'll never fall in love again.
I'll never fall in love again.
What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow.
So, for at least until tomorrow,
I'll never fall in love again!
I'll never fall in love again!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#559Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/14/05 at 2:20pm
that is so creepy, Addy...I just got back from grabbing a salad for lunch, and I was singing that the whole way there and back...get out of my head! 
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#560Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/14/05 at 2:33pm
It's no secret anymore...
Save me! This might be the most boring day ever in the history of boring days at temp jobs.
#561Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/14/05 at 2:49pm
Call the Times with the news,
tell those boys "Stop the presses!"
I've got a headline for you...
Damn you, Bway. Now, thanks to you, "It's No Secret Anymore" will be stuck endlessly in my head all day long and I will plunge headlong into the 9th circle of Linda Eder Hell.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#562Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/14/05 at 2:50pm
Hehe. Want me to do my impression of Linda Eder as Don Quixote?
Just keep jackin', Jailyard...
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#563Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/14/05 at 2:53pmthat sounds like an inner mind soundtrack jack....
#564Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/14/05 at 2:56pm
As I now leave work, I can hear the theme to SATC running through my head. Maybe it's because I'll be walking with attitude and heading home for a cosmopolitan.
Or maybe i'm hearing things and need to seek professional help immediately. Hmmmm....
"Y'all have a GRAND day now"
#565Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/14/05 at 3:17pm
Princeton, ignore the professional help. Have the drink.
#566Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/14/05 at 3:30pm
JailyardGuy--you're too young to remember the 9th Circle. Unless you were JailBAITGuy.
Uh-oh...now I'm gonna get Etoile is a snit.
#567Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/14/05 at 3:57pmMay we all PLEASE have a Cosmo soon? It's not as if I had enough alcohol this weekend...
#568Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/14/05 at 3:57pm
Woo woo! I never double post! Yet here one is!
Updated On: 3/14/05 at 03:57 PM
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#569Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/14/05 at 7:29pmYou double jacked, bway? someone's got good stamina....
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#570Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 7:00am
This Multi Hussy enjoys a double jack...
Good morning to all...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#571Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 7:49am
double jacking?
Hmmm...kinky.
I like it.
"Y'all have a GRAND day now"
#573Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 8:05am
Hey guys, jackin' for all I'm worth today! Hope you all have a fabulous day. I have a hot date tonight. 
#574Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 8:12am
Bway's got a hot date!
If I seem to scintillate,
It's because I've got a date,
A date with a package of
The good things that come with love.
You don't have to ask me--
I won't waste your time--
But if you should ask me
Why I feel sublime,
I'm...
Steppin' out with my baby!
Can't go wrong 'cause I'm in right.
It's for sure, not for maybe
That I'm all dressed up tonight
Steppin' out with my honey!
Can't be bad to feel so good.
Never felt quite so sunny,
And I keep on knockin' wood!
There'll be smooth sailin' 'cause I'm trimmin' my sails
With a bright shine on my shoes and on my nails.
Steppin' out with my baby!
Can't go wrong 'cause I'm in right.
Ask me when will the day be--
The big day may be tonight!
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