My horoscope:
You've never been known for being especially quiet, shy or retiring -- but now? Well, at this moment in time, you'll be more spontaneous and unpredictable than ever. Does this mean you'll set a new record for surprising the masses? Maybe.
Does this mean I get to do something really SHOCKING today? This could be FUN. What should I do?...
My grandma gave me post it notes that are in the shape of the letter J. I put them all over my room.
I have a new boyfriend who's shower is nasty. Should I dump him or break out the Mold Be Gone and play Hazel?
Look at mine, Addy!
"You'll wake up in the mood for secrets, intrigue and clandestine encounters. Sounds romantic, and it may well be -- unless you'll be stepping on someone's toes to make it happen. In that case, think twice."
A clandestine encounter? Could be nice, and karaoke boy still hasn't checked my message...perhaps it could be he...
... I want to go on a hot date.
I'll go on a hot date with you anytime, Addy...but, if you like, I could find some nice, single mechanical engineer who might like a sophisticated, refined girl such as yourself.
No. I'm flying solo for a while...
But a date with you is always hot. And FUN!
We could always do a hot group date, Cookie and Addy. Invite a few more people over, whip out the Twister box...
That's hot.
oh, I see this hot date is going to end up in the tub...
Isn't that where all hot dates end up? Or at least, that's the beginning of the end? Or the morning after?
I don't know, it's been awhile since I had a hot date...
the morning after? You'd be all wrinkled and not in a good way...
LOL. I have this image of suddenly aging after our hot date night...
You're holding out on me, Forky.
Who's the boy? Where'd you meet him? Is he tall enough? Does he have good teeth? Does his usable vocal range exceed two octaves? Can he mix a martini?
Come ON, you know I need deets! *taps foot impatiently*
edit: nevermind... I misread that.
Addy, Addy, Addy...you know I would never invite anyone on our own secret boy/girl hot date.
It's just you and me! Maybe we can find that fun bartender again! Or just go to St. John or wherever he went!
Jaily, this is one hot date and I know for a fact he can mix a drink. Now, as for vocal range, that I do not know but I am betting he can belt a tune if he wants (or if he has enough pink drinks in him!).
oh bway, I know that! Let's go to St. John's. What have we been waiting for?
Probably for me to have more than $50 in my bank account at any given moment.
we'll wait for him to come back, then.
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