Jack Me. NOW!
#575Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 8:58am
My horoscope:
You've never been known for being especially quiet, shy or retiring -- but now? Well, at this moment in time, you'll be more spontaneous and unpredictable than ever. Does this mean you'll set a new record for surprising the masses? Maybe.
Does this mean I get to do something really SHOCKING today? This could be FUN. What should I do?...
#576Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 9:00amMy grandma gave me post it notes that are in the shape of the letter J. I put them all over my room.
#577Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 9:08amI have a new boyfriend who's shower is nasty. Should I dump him or break out the Mold Be Gone and play Hazel?
#578Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 9:47am
Look at mine, Addy!
"You'll wake up in the mood for secrets, intrigue and clandestine encounters. Sounds romantic, and it may well be -- unless you'll be stepping on someone's toes to make it happen. In that case, think twice."
A clandestine encounter? Could be nice, and karaoke boy still hasn't checked my message...perhaps it could be he...
#579Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:19am... I want to go on a hot date.
#580Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:29am
I'll go on a hot date with you anytime, Addy...but, if you like, I could find some nice, single mechanical engineer who might like a sophisticated, refined girl such as yourself.
#582Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:32am
No. I'm flying solo for a while...
But a date with you is always hot. And FUN!
#583Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:35amWe could always do a hot group date, Cookie and Addy. Invite a few more people over, whip out the Twister box...
#584Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:38amThat's hot.
#587Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:46amoh, I see this hot date is going to end up in the tub...
#588Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:52am
Isn't that where all hot dates end up? Or at least, that's the beginning of the end? Or the morning after?
I don't know, it's been awhile since I had a hot date...
#589Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:54amthe morning after? You'd be all wrinkled and not in a good way...
#590Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:05amLOL. I have this image of suddenly aging after our hot date night...
#591Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:08am
You're holding out on me, Forky.
Who's the boy? Where'd you meet him? Is he tall enough? Does he have good teeth? Does his usable vocal range exceed two octaves? Can he mix a martini?
Come ON, you know I need deets! *taps foot impatiently*
#593Jack and Jill and Jack again...
Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:09am
edit: nevermind... I misread that.
#594Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:11am
Addy, Addy, Addy...you know I would never invite anyone on our own secret boy/girl hot date.
It's just you and me! Maybe we can find that fun bartender again! Or just go to St. John or wherever he went!
Jaily, this is one hot date and I know for a fact he can mix a drink. Now, as for vocal range, that I do not know but I am betting he can belt a tune if he wants (or if he has enough pink drinks in him!).
#595Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:14am
oh bway, I know that! Let's go to St. John's. What have we been waiting for?
#596Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:16am
Probably for me to have more than $50 in my bank account at any given moment.
#599Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:19amwe'll wait for him to come back, then.
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