Jack Me. NOW! — Page 24

#576

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 8:58am

My horoscope:
You've never been known for being especially quiet, shy or retiring -- but now? Well, at this moment in time, you'll be more spontaneous and unpredictable than ever. Does this mean you'll set a new record for surprising the masses? Maybe.


Does this mean I get to do something really SHOCKING today? This could be FUN. What should I do?...

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#577

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 9:00am

My grandma gave me post it notes that are in the shape of the letter J. I put them all over my room.

#578

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 9:08am

I have a new boyfriend who's shower is nasty. Should I dump him or break out the Mold Be Gone and play Hazel?

#579

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 9:47am

Look at mine, Addy!

"You'll wake up in the mood for secrets, intrigue and clandestine encounters. Sounds romantic, and it may well be -- unless you'll be stepping on someone's toes to make it happen. In that case, think twice."

A clandestine encounter? Could be nice, and karaoke boy still hasn't checked my message...perhaps it could be he...

#580

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:19am

... I want to go on a hot date.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#581

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:29am

I'll go on a hot date with you anytime, Addy...but, if you like, I could find some nice, single mechanical engineer who might like a sophisticated, refined girl such as yourself.

#582

Hot Jack on a Date

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:31am

I want to go on a hot date too...

#583

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:32am

No. I'm flying solo for a while...

But a date with you is always hot. And FUN!

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#584

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:35am

We could always do a hot group date, Cookie and Addy. Invite a few more people over, whip out the Twister box...

#585

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:38am

That's hot.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#586

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:39am

don't forget the oils

#587

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:45am

Or the oily balls.

#588

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:46am

oh, I see this hot date is going to end up in the tub...

#589

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:52am

Isn't that where all hot dates end up? Or at least, that's the beginning of the end? Or the morning after?
I don't know, it's been awhile since I had a hot date...

#590

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:54am

the morning after? You'd be all wrinkled and not in a good way...

#591

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:05am

LOL. I have this image of suddenly aging after our hot date night...

#592

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:08am

You're holding out on me, Forky.

Who's the boy? Where'd you meet him? Is he tall enough? Does he have good teeth? Does his usable vocal range exceed two octaves? Can he mix a martini?

Come ON, you know I need deets! *taps foot impatiently*

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#593

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:08am

then again, maybe not. oils are moisturizing....

#594

Jack and Jill and Jack again...

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:09am

edit: nevermind... I misread that.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

Updated On: 3/15/05 at 11:09 AM

#595

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:11am

Addy, Addy, Addy...you know I would never invite anyone on our own secret boy/girl hot date.
It's just you and me! Maybe we can find that fun bartender again! Or just go to St. John or wherever he went!

Jaily, this is one hot date and I know for a fact he can mix a drink. Now, as for vocal range, that I do not know but I am betting he can belt a tune if he wants (or if he has enough pink drinks in him!).

#596

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:14am

oh bway, I know that! Let's go to St. John's. What have we been waiting for?

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#597

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:16am

Probably for me to have more than $50 in my bank account at any given moment.

#598

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:17am

or winning the lottery

#599

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:18am

I need to play it to win it, Cookie. :)

#600

Jack It in a Jacket

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:19am

we'll wait for him to come back, then.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."