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NYadgal
#575Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 8:58am

My horoscope:
You've never been known for being especially quiet, shy or retiring -- but now? Well, at this moment in time, you'll be more spontaneous and unpredictable than ever. Does this mean you'll set a new record for surprising the masses? Maybe.


Does this mean I get to do something really SHOCKING today? This could be FUN. What should I do?...


"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

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LittleFish8386
#576Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 9:00am

My grandma gave me post it notes that are in the shape of the letter J. I put them all over my room.

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SonofMammaMiaSam
#577Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 9:08am

I have a new boyfriend who's shower is nasty. Should I dump him or break out the Mold Be Gone and play Hazel?

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bwaysinger
#578Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 9:47am

Look at mine, Addy!

"You'll wake up in the mood for secrets, intrigue and clandestine encounters. Sounds romantic, and it may well be -- unless you'll be stepping on someone's toes to make it happen. In that case, think twice."

A clandestine encounter? Could be nice, and karaoke boy still hasn't checked my message...perhaps it could be he...

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NYadgal
#579Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:19am

... I want to go on a hot date.


"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

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bwaysinger
#580Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:29am

I'll go on a hot date with you anytime, Addy...but, if you like, I could find some nice, single mechanical engineer who might like a sophisticated, refined girl such as yourself.

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kissmycookie
#581Hot Jack on a Date
Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:31am

I want to go on a hot date too...

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NYadgal
#582Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:32am

No. I'm flying solo for a while...

But a date with you is always hot. And FUN!


"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

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bwaysinger
#583Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:35am

We could always do a hot group date, Cookie and Addy. Invite a few more people over, whip out the Twister box...

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NYadgal
#584Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:38am

That's hot.


"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

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kissmycookie
#585Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:39am

don't forget the oils

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bwaysinger
#586Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:45am

Or the oily balls.

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kissmycookie
#587Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:46am

oh, I see this hot date is going to end up in the tub...

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bwaysinger
#588Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:52am

Isn't that where all hot dates end up? Or at least, that's the beginning of the end? Or the morning after?
I don't know, it's been awhile since I had a hot date...

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kissmycookie
#589Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 10:54am

the morning after? You'd be all wrinkled and not in a good way...

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bwaysinger
#590Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:05am

LOL. I have this image of suddenly aging after our hot date night...

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JailyardGuy
#591Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:08am

You're holding out on me, Forky.

Who's the boy? Where'd you meet him? Is he tall enough? Does he have good teeth? Does his usable vocal range exceed two octaves? Can he mix a martini?

Come ON, you know I need deets! *taps foot impatiently*


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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kissmycookie
#592Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:08am

then again, maybe not. oils are moisturizing....

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NYadgal
#593Jack and Jill and Jack again...
Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:09am

edit: nevermind... I misread that.


"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Updated On: 3/15/05 at 11:09 AM

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bwaysinger
#594Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:11am

Addy, Addy, Addy...you know I would never invite anyone on our own secret boy/girl hot date.
It's just you and me! Maybe we can find that fun bartender again! Or just go to St. John or wherever he went!

Jaily, this is one hot date and I know for a fact he can mix a drink. Now, as for vocal range, that I do not know but I am betting he can belt a tune if he wants (or if he has enough pink drinks in him!).

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NYadgal
#595Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:14am

oh bway, I know that! Let's go to St. John's. What have we been waiting for?


"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

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bwaysinger
#596Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:16am

Probably for me to have more than $50 in my bank account at any given moment. Jack It in a Jacket

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kissmycookie
#597Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:17am

or winning the lottery

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bwaysinger
#598Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:18am

I need to play it to win it, Cookie. :)

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NYadgal
#599Jack It in a Jacket
Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:19am

we'll wait for him to come back, then.


"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

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