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#701

A jacking a day keeps the doctor away

Posted: 3/16/05 at 1:49pm

How are you Pippy? long time, no see!
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#702

A jacking a day keeps the doctor away

Posted: 3/16/05 at 1:49pm

I just landed a HOT HOT HOT triple date tonight.

So, I think I had better go eat lunch.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#707

A jacking a day keeps the doctor away

Posted: 3/16/05 at 1:51pm

It's nothing a little strategically-placed discreet vomiting can't handle, kids.

Or there's always Chinatown and the wonders of ma-huang tea.

So I hear.

*blinks innocently*
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#709

A jacking a day keeps the doctor away

Posted: 3/16/05 at 1:53pm

They don't call me the Multi Hussy for nothing!

(oh, and in the spirit of the Kinsey sliding scale, I'm bringing a secret girl with me, too)
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#711

A jacking a day keeps the doctor away

Posted: 3/16/05 at 1:54pm

*gasp* Surprise girlflesh!! Oh...oh...OH! I need to go get my hair did!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#713

A jacking a day keeps the doctor away

Posted: 3/16/05 at 1:56pm

I love how my attempt at a subtle jacking with a tourettes like blasting of jizz references just got ignored. SH*Te. Addy has a threesome, and nut bust loses it's ranking.
Hamlet's father.
#715

A jacking a day keeps the doctor away

Posted: 3/16/05 at 1:58pm

"those triple sandwiches are my favorite ones..."

But, ckeaton, are you also very partial to buns?
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#717

A jacking a day keeps the doctor away

Posted: 3/16/05 at 2:02pm

ck, darlin, nut bust never loses ranking.

Shall we talk Combo Platters? Belly Rub?

Up, Twist, Over and Down...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#718

A jacking a day keeps the doctor away

Posted: 3/16/05 at 2:03pm

I would like to welcome everyone to the gutter! HOWDY!!!
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#719

A jacking a day keeps the doctor away

Posted: 3/16/05 at 2:04pm

etc, indeed. A jacking a day keeps the doctor away

I like buns... Jennifer Garner's, Jessica Alba's, Hillary Swank's, CZJ's, Kerry Butler's, Jessica Simpson's... the list goes on.
Hamlet's father.
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