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#754

Jack and Jill went up the hill to engage in mutual jacking, duh.

but I *PLAN* to blow the group, thilly!!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#756

Jack and Jill went up the hill to engage in mutual jacking, duh.

Pip and Glitz - it was GREAT to see you again! Don't be strangers! (but you know how to reach me when not on BWW!)

Note to self: avoid group things with Jaily Jack and Jill went up the hill to engage in mutual jacking, duh.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#757

Blow, Gabriel, Blow Jack

hehe. I can't even understand how this thread hasn't been completely deleted...
#759

Jack and Jill went up the hill to engage in mutual jacking, duh.

er...I meant um, blow on your hot soup to cool it off.

Yes. That's it.

(Don't worry, Ads...you're a girl. You're safe.)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#762

Jack and Jill went up the hill to engage in mutual jacking, duh.

I never worry, Jaily! Jack and Jill went up the hill to engage in mutual jacking, duh.

ok, now I have to tear myself away. Or I'll be late tonight. And I hate being late.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#766

Jack and Jill went up the hill to engage in mutual jacking, duh.

An Irish woman of a certain age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.

"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."

It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to the progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! Twas horrid. Just terrible, doctor."

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, didn't I? The effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Do you mean the s*x your husband provided was not good?"

"No, no, no, doctor. The s*x was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best s*x I've had in 25 years. But, sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again."

Happy, smile! Sad, frown! Use the corresponding face with the corresponding emotion! - Kate (Meg Ryan), French Kiss
#773

Jack and Jill went up the hill to engage in mutual jacking, duh.

Well, we all walked north... but I think someone was headed to Chelsea and someone was headed home...

And now I'm listening to Donna Summer and having the last of the champagne from last night. And looking at the perfect pink rose in a vase on my desk.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
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