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Jack Me. NOW!
#1000Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 11:57am
Miss Muffykins is over there. *points*
Not to be confused with Ms. Darlymuffkins, who is there. --->
See how easy?
#1001Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 11:59am
LOL. I'm trying to picture Undi and Jaily making out in a gay bar.
That should be fun! Let's make it happen.
#1002Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:01pm
The funny part is that you THINK I WON"T DO IT!!!
*bwahahahahahahaha*
Barrage. 6 pm. Be there or be a quadrilateral having sides equal in length.
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#1003Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:02pmSounds like you had fun, fun, fun, Tico!
#1004Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:02pm
Don't let Paradox know you're using those names for girls now. He thinks you meant them just for HIM.
Poor boy. Guess he'll have to learn about Jailyard the HARD way.
#1005Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:02pm
Hmm. I don't think I can make it there. But I will expect a pictorial of the event.
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#1006Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:03pmanyway, parallelograms are much less hip
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#1007Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:04pm
Why wait til 6, Jailyard?
So, nobody wants to meet me now?
#1008Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:04pmIt's too early... can we just say "square"?
#1009Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:05pmI am still in Brooklyn, Addy, and not even dressed, so I couldn't be ANYWHERE in Midtown before 1:30, and that's IF I don't do the FQT (Full Queen Treatment).
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#1011Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:06pmI'm trying to imagine the FQT and what it entails...
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#1012Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:09pm
oh, you should never skimp on the FQT!
#1013Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:09pmhm.... *ponders the FQT*
#1014Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:10pm
-Trying on 8 outfits before settling on the original choice, but needing to try them all ANYWAY just in case my knee looks fat or something.
-Double-masking my face (first the alpha-hydroxy fruit acid peel-off for deep cleansing, then the honey/vitamin C hydrating)
-50 each, lunges and crunches (gets the blood flowing!)
-meticulously arrange every hair on my head to look like I haven't touched it in six days.
It's HARD to be this...ridiculous, dammit!
#1015Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:10pm
Jailyard's Full Queen Treatment
When life is a real bitch again,
and my old sense of humor has up, and gone
It's time for the big switch again,
I put a little more Mascara on.
When I count my crow's feet again,
and tired of this perpetual marathon,
I put down the john-seat again,
and put a little more Mascara on.
And ev'rything's sparkle dust, bugle beads, ostrich plums,
When it's a beaded lash that you look through,
'Cause when I feel glamorous, elegant, beautiful,
The world that I'm looking at's beautiful too!
When my little road has a few bumps again,
And I need something level to lean upon,
I put on my sling pumps again,
And wham! This ugly duckling is a swan!
So when my spirit starts to sag,
I hustle out my highest drag,
And put a little more mascara on.
And ev'rything's ankle straps, Maribou, Shalimar!
It's worth socking in my gut, and girdling my rear.
'Cause ev'rything's ravishing, sensual, fabulous!
When Albin is tucked away, and, ZaZa is here!
When ev'rything slides down the old tubes again,
And when my self esteem has begun to drift,
I strap on my fake boobs again,
And literally give myself a lift.
So when it's cold and when it's bleak,
I simply rouge the other cheek,
For I can face another day
In slipper satin lingerie.
To make depression disappear,
I screw some rhine stones on my ear,
And put my brooches and tiara,
And a little more mascara on
Sparkle dust, bugle beads,
Ankle straps, Maribou...On! Ankle straps, Maribou,
Ostrich plumes, Shalimar,
Ravishing, fabulous, on! Ravishing, fabulous, on!
#1016Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:13pm
Hm... my treatment...
outfit: jeans and a t or sweater
cleansing: wash with Clarins face wash in the shower
lunges/crunches: mmmmm ha ha bwua ha HA HA HAAAA
not much hair to worry about
THAT'S why I get ready so quickly.
#1017Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:13pm
Oh my.
It is going to take me WEEKS to try all that!
#1018Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:13pmI don't think I have ever once succumbed to even the PQT (That's Partial). I wish I could make myself care...
#1019Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:15pmIt takes me years to get ready in the morning...Years.
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#1021Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:16pm
Woke up at 7:40 am, hung over, and was out the door, showered, shaved, etc. at 7:58. 
(I'm "supposed" to be at work at 
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#1022Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:17pm
darlin, I have faith you can pull it all off!
#1023Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:17pm
Honeymuffpants-
You are a hot blonde teenage bitch. It had BETTER take you years to get ready in the morning. I fully expect you to spend at least 45 minutes alone just blow drying your coif.
Don't make me come over there and show you how to tie up a bathroom for 3 hours. I will. Oh, yes, ma'am...I will.
#1024Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:18pm
Undi, will you just take a minute and look at all the Pretty Princesses on this board?
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