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Jack Me. NOW!
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#1025Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:18pmand yet, I read that as being tied up in the bathroom for three hours....
#1026Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:20pm
Oh please do honey...today I get ready in about 25 minutes, and my hair is the only one who suffered.
And I think this is the best description of me I ever heard:
"You are a hot blonde teenage bitch." Don't think its true, but it made me laugh.
How do you suppose I can weasle my way out of the fact that I didn't write my French composition for my class at 1?
#1027Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:20pm
Cookie has had silk ropes and spanking on the mind for the past few days now...
All I'm saying is ... Hmmmmm?
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#1028Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:20pm
Undi is a pretty princess.
Cookie, are you into the shower thing? 
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#1029Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:20pmfrom what I've heard about you so far, cookie, I thnk I'd be more than happy to tie you up in the bathroom, the kitchen, the sitting lounge, the conservatory, or the freakin' garage if you wanted.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1030Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:22pmMaybe Cookie would tie YOU up, Jailyard.
#1031Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:24pm
Fishy (Darlin, we have GOT to come up with a better name for you), just tell them that you couldn't POSSIBLY have completed your paper because it was absolutely necessary that you first gave yourself a beta carotene/panthenol hair mask, followed by your chamomile rinse (how ELSE do they expect you to maintain that brilliant blonde???), and then you had to spend an hour with your pearl cream and royal jelly mask.
I'm SURE they will understand! If not, tell them:
"Je suis trop fabuleux pour ce bete merde, vous cochon laid!"
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#1032Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:24pmsilk scarves?
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#1033Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:25pm
I really do use chamomille shampoo! You know me so well, Jaily.
What name would you suggest?
Updated On: 3/18/05 at 12:25 PM
#1034Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:27pm
Darlymuffkins, if there is ANYTHING my homo ass knows, it's how to keep a hot blonde a hot blonde and not a grotesque clown with hair the color of a certain Floridian citrus fruit.
This is why I am your new best friend, you silly goose.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1035Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:27pm
Hmm, I bought some Lush products the other day. Does this help me be a little bit gay? I got I Love Juicy shampoo (LOVE IT! talk about stripping out all the products that get trapped in your hair), prince shaving cream (smells good, ready to try it!) and Bland facial wash.
am I getting there? Huh? Pay attention to me! It's not fair that that cute little Fish comes in here and steals my thread with her cute blond hair and her chamomile hair-washing ways!
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#1036Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:29pm
shower thing? and silk ropes? hopefully, not in the shower, because the dye from the silk could run if not properly fixed...
and who's been saying what about me? slander, I say!
#1037Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:30pmAs long as they spell your name right, right?
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#1038Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:31pmLittleFish - I have delayed commenting on your pic - cute, but sultry. (please tell me you are over 18, lest I be a perv.)
#1039Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:32pm8/3/86 Yes, I am 18 and a half so it all good.
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#1040Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:33pmI hope I get credit for enabling bway towards Lush....
#1041Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:34pmCookie, you are most definitely my enabler in nearly all things! Chocolate, my Sugar Daddy Beard Papa, and Lush. The place smells brilliant just passing by...but to go inside...
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#1042Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:36pmdid you fondle some fizzy oily bath balls?
#1043Jacking with huge oily balls!
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:36pm
Yeah, I did! They were huge balls, too!
Updated On: 3/18/05 at 12:36 PM
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#1045Jacking with huge oily balls!
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:38pm
sounds extremely familiar to me
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1046Jacking with huge oily balls!
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:38pm
I'm sorry, but I'm completely amused by my subject change today...
hehe!
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#1047Jacking with huge oily balls!
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:40pmwell, when others don't amuse you, amuse yourself, I always say....
#1048Jacking with huge oily balls!
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:41pmI amused myself in the shower this morning...
#1049Jacking with huge oily balls!
Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:41pm
That's a good philosophy Cookie.
Alright, I have to go to French class...Later
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