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#1026

Jack Daniels? Will he let you?

and yet, I read that as being tied up in the bathroom for three hours....
#1027

Jack Daniels? Will he let you?

Oh please do honey...today I get ready in about 25 minutes, and my hair is the only one who suffered.


And I think this is the best description of me I ever heard:
"You are a hot blonde teenage bitch." Don't think its true, but it made me laugh.

How do you suppose I can weasle my way out of the fact that I didn't write my French composition for my class at 1?
#1028

Jack Daniels? Will he let you?

Cookie has had silk ropes and spanking on the mind for the past few days now...

All I'm saying is ... Hmmmmm?
#1029

Jack Daniels? Will he let you?

Undi is a pretty princess.

Cookie, are you into the shower thing? Jack Daniels? Will he let you?
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#1030

Jack Daniels? Will he let you?

from what I've heard about you so far, cookie, I thnk I'd be more than happy to tie you up in the bathroom, the kitchen, the sitting lounge, the conservatory, or the freakin' garage if you wanted.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1032

Jack Daniels? Will he let you?

Fishy (Darlin, we have GOT to come up with a better name for you), just tell them that you couldn't POSSIBLY have completed your paper because it was absolutely necessary that you first gave yourself a beta carotene/panthenol hair mask, followed by your chamomile rinse (how ELSE do they expect you to maintain that brilliant blonde???), and then you had to spend an hour with your pearl cream and royal jelly mask.

I'm SURE they will understand! If not, tell them:

"Je suis trop fabuleux pour ce bete merde, vous cochon laid!"
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1033

Jack Daniels? Will he let you?

silk scarves?
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#1034

Jack Daniels? Will he let you?

I really do use chamomille shampoo! You know me so well, Jaily.


What name would you suggest?

Updated On: 3/18/05 at 12:25 PM

#1035

Jack Daniels? Will he let you?

Darlymuffkins, if there is ANYTHING my homo ass knows, it's how to keep a hot blonde a hot blonde and not a grotesque clown with hair the color of a certain Floridian citrus fruit.

This is why I am your new best friend, you silly goose.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1036

Jack Daniels? Will he let you?

Hmm, I bought some Lush products the other day. Does this help me be a little bit gay? I got I Love Juicy shampoo (LOVE IT! talk about stripping out all the products that get trapped in your hair), prince shaving cream (smells good, ready to try it!) and Bland facial wash.
am I getting there? Huh? Pay attention to me! It's not fair that that cute little Fish comes in here and steals my thread with her cute blond hair and her chamomile hair-washing ways!
#1037

Jack Daniels? Will he let you?

shower thing? and silk ropes? hopefully, not in the shower, because the dye from the silk could run if not properly fixed...


and who's been saying what about me? slander, I say!
#1039

Jack Daniels? Will he let you?

LittleFish - I have delayed commenting on your pic - cute, but sultry. (please tell me you are over 18, lest I be a perv.)
#1041

Jack Daniels? Will he let you?

I hope I get credit for enabling bway towards Lush....
#1042

Jack Daniels? Will he let you?

Cookie, you are most definitely my enabler in nearly all things! Chocolate, my Sugar Daddy Beard Papa, and Lush. The place smells brilliant just passing by...but to go inside...
#1043

Jack Daniels? Will he let you?

did you fondle some fizzy oily bath balls?
#1044

Jacking with huge oily balls!

Yeah, I did! They were huge balls, too!

Updated On: 3/18/05 at 12:36 PM

#1046

Jacking with huge oily balls!

sounds extremely familiar to me Jacking with huge oily balls!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1047

Jacking with huge oily balls!

I'm sorry, but I'm completely amused by my subject change today...
hehe!
#1048

Jacking with huge oily balls!

well, when others don't amuse you, amuse yourself, I always say....
#1050

Jacking with huge oily balls!

That's a good philosophy Cookie.

Alright, I have to go to French class...Later Jacking with huge oily balls!
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