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Jack Me. NOW!
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#1525Jack Rabbit
Posted: 3/28/05 at 10:48am
Addy - how would a NY gal know about jackalopes?
http://www.frankwu.com/jackalope2.jpeg
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#1527Jack Rabbit
Posted: 3/28/05 at 11:52am
Beacon... been there... so sorry, it's SO painful. Have you been to the dr.? I passed mine, but was given pain meds... THAT was the fun part. 
Happy, smile! Sad, frown! Use the corresponding face with the corresponding emotion! - Kate (Meg Ryan), French Kiss
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#1528Jack Rabbit
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:20pmA jackalope postcard was the first thing I sent back home when I moved to Salt Lake. I love that the best food to lure them out is "beer and baloney"... LOL
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#1529Jack Rabbit
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:26pmGod she even stalked jackalopes !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1530Jack Rabbit
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:32pm
It's still there...nobody's posted to it in a while, that's all. *shrug* Whatever.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#1533Jack Rabbit
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:34pmare they deleting appreciation threads again???
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1534Jack Rabbit
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:35pmIt tends to depend on the uh, size of your appreciation, and how it's rated.
Hamlet's father.
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#1536Jack Rabbit
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:37pm
so that's why I can't find yours C. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#1537Jackalopes are not as scary as mice
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:43pmMy secretary is not here today because she has had a mouse in her house since Friday. They cannot catch it and now she has hives because of the stress of the mouse and cannot come to the office becasue putting on clothes causes pain.
BT
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#1538Jackalopes are not as scary as mice
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:44pmbrdlwyr, you're joking, right?
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#1539Jackalopes are not as scary as mice
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:45pmSo let me get this straight brdlwyr..she's home in her house naked chasing a mouse?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#1540Jackalopes are not as scary as mice
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:46pm
BT - this is a quote from my law partner's e-mail in response to my e-mail to him:
"Are you serious. (It's a sad state of affairs when I can't tell)."
This is a true story.
BB - that is my understanding. I was speechless when she told me this on the phone.
Updated On: 3/28/05 at 01:46 PM
#1541Jackalopes are not as scary as mice
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:47pm
Is she a good secretary, because if not...
Actually... forget it. That's too creative to be a lie.
Hamlet's father.
BT
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#1542Jackalopes are not as scary as mice
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:48pmWow, I'm impressed with that excuse - and this is coming from an ex-Federal Government manager who has heard some good ones...
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#1543Jackalopes are not as scary as mice
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:49pmCK - I do believe her, but would you not tell a lie rather then claim "rodent stress" as a reason to miss work??
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#1544Jackalopes are not as scary as mice
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:50pmor she's being chased naked by a mouse in her house....
#1545Jackalopes are not as scary as mice
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:50pm
I never thought there would be a moment in my life when I would find, of all people, AYN RAND to be quotable, but I would like to add the immortal words of Gail Wynand at this juncture:
"Fire the bitch."
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1546Jackalopes are not as scary as mice
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:52pm
I quess tomorrow she won't be able to come in because she's gonna have bruises on her chin from her boobs.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1547Jackalopes are not as scary as mice
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:52pmI can't advocate firing her, because she ISN'T lying. Unless absenteeism is a habit, and she's run out of the basic excuses. :)
Hamlet's father.
#1548Jackalopes are not as scary as mice
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:57pm
I think abject ludicrousness should be made a fireable offense. That's perfectly fine that she needs to take a day for personal reasons which may or may not be seriously health-related (Being a lifelong, extremely sensitive allergy sufferer, I have had MORE than my share of hives, and I have never had to eschew wearing clothes. Drop the bitch off a bottle of Calamine lotion, get her a caftan, and stick her back in her damn chair), but to actually give *that* particular reason for the absence is absolutely ridiculous. While truth is OFTEN stranger than fiction, there are just some occasions when a little professional decorum is called for.
Jesus, I'm a snatch today. I need a drinky-poo.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Updated On: 3/28/05 at 01:57 PM
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#1549Jackalopes are not as scary as mice
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:58pmBB - how will I ever erase the image of this woman's boobs flopping??????? ) *scarred*
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