#1526
Posted: 3/28/05 at 10:48am
#1528
Posted: 3/28/05 at 11:52am
Beacon... been there... so sorry, it's SO painful. Have you been to the dr.? I passed mine, but was given pain meds... THAT was the fun part. 
Happy, smile! Sad, frown! Use the corresponding face with the corresponding emotion! - Kate (Meg Ryan), French Kiss
#1529
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:20pm
A jackalope postcard was the first thing I sent back home when I moved to Salt Lake. I love that the best food to lure them out is "beer and baloney"... LOL
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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#1530
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:26pm
God she even stalked jackalopes !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1531
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:32pm
It's still there...nobody's posted to it in a while, that's all. *shrug* Whatever.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1534
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:34pm
are they deleting appreciation threads again???
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1535
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:35pm
It tends to depend on the uh, size of your appreciation, and how it's rated.
Hamlet's father.
#1537
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:37pm
so that's why I can't find yours C. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1538
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:43pm
My secretary is not here today because she has had a mouse in her house since Friday. They cannot catch it and now she has hives because of the stress of the mouse and cannot come to the office becasue putting on clothes causes pain.
#1539
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:44pm
brdlwyr, you're joking, right?
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#1540
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:45pm
So let me get this straight brdlwyr..she's home in her house naked chasing a mouse?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1541
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:46pm
BT - this is a quote from my law partner's e-mail in response to my e-mail to him:
"Are you serious. (It's a sad state of affairs when I can't tell)."
This is a true story.
BB - that is my understanding. I was speechless when she told me this on the phone.
"Are you serious. (It's a sad state of affairs when I can't tell)."
This is a true story.
BB - that is my understanding. I was speechless when she told me this on the phone.
Updated On: 3/28/05 at 01:46 PM
#1542
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:47pm
Is she a good secretary, because if not...
Actually... forget it. That's too creative to be a lie.
Actually... forget it. That's too creative to be a lie.
Hamlet's father.
#1543
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:48pm
Wow, I'm impressed with that excuse - and this is coming from an ex-Federal Government manager who has heard some good ones...
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#1544
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:49pm
CK - I do believe her, but would you not tell a lie rather then claim "rodent stress" as a reason to miss work??
#1545
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:50pm
or she's being chased naked by a mouse in her house....
#1546
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:50pm
I never thought there would be a moment in my life when I would find, of all people, AYN RAND to be quotable, but I would like to add the immortal words of Gail Wynand at this juncture:
"Fire the bitch."
"Fire the bitch."
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1547
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:52pm
I quess tomorrow she won't be able to come in because she's gonna have bruises on her chin from her boobs.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1548
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:52pm
I can't advocate firing her, because she ISN'T lying. Unless absenteeism is a habit, and she's run out of the basic excuses. :)
Hamlet's father.
#1549
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:57pm
I think abject ludicrousness should be made a fireable offense. That's perfectly fine that she needs to take a day for personal reasons which may or may not be seriously health-related (Being a lifelong, extremely sensitive allergy sufferer, I have had MORE than my share of hives, and I have never had to eschew wearing clothes. Drop the bitch off a bottle of Calamine lotion, get her a caftan, and stick her back in her damn chair), but to actually give *that* particular reason for the absence is absolutely ridiculous. While truth is OFTEN stranger than fiction, there are just some occasions when a little professional decorum is called for.
Jesus, I'm a snatch today. I need a drinky-poo.
Jesus, I'm a snatch today. I need a drinky-poo.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Updated On: 3/28/05 at 01:57 PM
#1550
Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:58pm
BB - how will I ever erase the image of this woman's boobs flopping??????? ) *scarred*
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