Jack Me. NOW!- Page 62

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 10:48am

Addy - how would a NY gal know about jackalopes?


http://www.frankwu.com/jackalope2.jpeg

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 11:10am

Addy knows lots!

[ElTico68]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 11:52am

Beacon... been there... so sorry, it's SO painful. Have you been to the dr.? I passed mine, but was given pain meds... THAT was the fun part.

[beacon1]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:20pm

A jackalope postcard was the first thing I sent back home when I moved to Salt Lake. I love that the best food to lure them out is "beer and baloney"... LOL

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:26pm

God she even stalked jackalopes !!!

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:32pm

It's still there...nobody's posted to it in a while, that's all. *shrug* Whatever.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:33pm

more than one is missing...

[ckeaton]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:33pm

Social butterfly.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:34pm

are they deleting appreciation threads again???

[ckeaton]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:35pm

It tends to depend on the uh, size of your appreciation, and how it's rated.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:37pm

I think I need more coffee...

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:37pm

so that's why I can't find yours C.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:43pm

My secretary is not here today because she has had a mouse in her house since Friday. They cannot catch it and now she has hives because of the stress of the mouse and cannot come to the office becasue putting on clothes causes pain.

[BT]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:44pm

brdlwyr, you're joking, right?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:45pm

So let me get this straight brdlwyr..she's home in her house naked chasing a mouse?

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:46pm

BT - this is a quote from my law partner's e-mail in response to my e-mail to him:

"Are you serious. (It's a sad state of affairs when I can't tell)."

This is a true story.


BB - that is my understanding. I was speechless when she told me this on the phone. Updated On: 3/28/05 at 01:46 PM

[ckeaton]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:47pm

Is she a good secretary, because if not...
Actually... forget it. That's too creative to be a lie.

[BT]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:48pm

Wow, I'm impressed with that excuse - and this is coming from an ex-Federal Government manager who has heard some good ones...

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:49pm

CK - I do believe her, but would you not tell a lie rather then claim "rodent stress" as a reason to miss work??

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:50pm

or she's being chased naked by a mouse in her house....

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:50pm

I never thought there would be a moment in my life when I would find, of all people, AYN RAND to be quotable, but I would like to add the immortal words of Gail Wynand at this juncture:

"Fire the bitch."

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:52pm

I quess tomorrow she won't be able to come in because she's gonna have bruises on her chin from her boobs.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:52pm

I can't advocate firing her, because she ISN'T lying. Unless absenteeism is a habit, and she's run out of the basic excuses. :)

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:57pm

I think abject ludicrousness should be made a fireable offense. That's perfectly fine that she needs to take a day for personal reasons which may or may not be seriously health-related (Being a lifelong, extremely sensitive allergy sufferer, I have had MORE than my share of hives, and I have never had to eschew wearing clothes. Drop the bitch off a bottle of Calamine lotion, get her a caftan, and stick her back in her damn chair), but to actually give *that* particular reason for the absence is absolutely ridiculous. While truth is OFTEN stranger than fiction, there are just some occasions when a little professional decorum is called for.

Jesus, I'm a snatch today. I need a drinky-poo.

Updated On: 3/28/05 at 01:57 PM

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 1:58pm

BB - how will I ever erase the image of this woman's boobs flopping??????? ) *scarred*