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#2001

Jack out of a Funk

*sends Tracy to rescue bway*
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2002

Jack out of a Funk

I'll funk anyone who needs it.
Hamlet's father.
#2003

Jack out of a Funk

It has been a funkful week. But,I am giong to turn it around.

Beacon - I took the car in - likely an A/C compressor that should be very expensive!
#2004

Jack out of a Funk

Jack out of a Funk

*gets out fiddle and plays a lovely, jaunty Bartok Romanian dance for all the sad people*


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#2005

Jack out of a Funk

Addy, a carribbean beach, please!
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#2006

Jack out of a Funk

I know just the place.
Hamlet's father.
#2007

Jack out of a Funk

I suddenly have a flash back to Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In... "Look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls..."

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

Updated On: 3/31/05 at 10:24 AM

#2008

Jack out of a Funk

sorry to hear that brdlwyr...I thought it was just the fan belt..ugh !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2009

Jack out of a Funk

Forget your troubles c'mon get happy,
you better chase all your cares away.
Shout hallejulah c'mon get happy
get ready for the judgement day.

the sun is shinin c'mon get happy,
the lord is waitin to take your hand.
shout hallejulah c'mon get happy,
we're going to the promise land

We're headin across the river to
wash your sins away in the tide.
it's all so peaceful on the other side.

Forget your troubles c'mon get happy,
you better chase all your cares away.
shout hallejulah c'mon get happy,
get ready for the judgement day.

Forget your troubles c'mon get happy
chase ya cares away.
hallelu get happy,
before the judgement day.

The sun is shinin c'mon get happy,
the lord is waitin to take your hand.
shout hallejulah c'mon get happy,
we're gunna be goin to the promise land.

were headin cross the river,
wash you're sins away in the tide.
it's quiet and peaceful on the other side.

forget your troubles get happy,
your cares fly away.
shout hallejulah get happy get ready for your judgement day.

c'mon get happy,
chase your cares away.
shout hallejulah cmon get happy,
get ready for the judgment day

The sun is shining c'mon get happy,
lord is waiting to take your hand.
hallejulah c'mon get happy,
we're going to the promise land.

headin 'cross the river,
throw your sins away in the tide.
it's all so peaceful on the other side-

shout hallelujah c'mon get happy,
ya better chase all your cares away.
shout hallejulah c'mon get happy,
get ready-get ready-get ready,
for the judgment day.

I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#2010

Jack out of a Funk

I thought so, but when I opened the hood - the belts were fine. We will see. How is grandma?
#2011

Jack out of a Funk

Jaily, the music is perfect! Thanks.

and, I'm suddenly hearing a Jimmy Buffet tune in my head:

I'd love to get you
On a slow boat to China
All to myself alone

Get you and keep you
In my arms ever more
Leave all your lovers
Weepin' on a far away shore

Out on the briny
With the moon big and shiny
Melting your heart of stone
Honey I'd love to get you
On a slow boat to China
All by myself alone

I'd love to get ya
On a slow boat to China
All to myself alone
A twist in the rudder
And a rip in the sails
Drifting and dreamin'
Honey throw the compass over the rail

Out on the ocean
Far from all the commotion
Melting your heart of stone
Honey I'd love to get you
On a slow boat to China
All to myself alone.


"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

Updated On: 3/31/05 at 10:29 AM

#2012

Jack out of a Funk

A margarita could do the trick!
#2013

Jack out of a Funk

BT, that song always makes me smile!

yum...a margarita!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#2014

Jack out of a Funk

pomegranet margarita perhaps???

Grandma is still being grandma and moving things on me..ugh !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2015

Jack out of a Funk

Is grandma moving your margaritas, boobs?
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#2017

Jack out of a Funk

Beacon - that is what I expect, but overall the car has had fe repairs - it is the wife's car so AC would be a must.

Is there a pomo marg mix?
#2018

Jack out of a Funk

BT...I wish grandma would drink some margaritas..maybe she'd be fun then.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2020

Jack out of a Funk

Thanks for loaning me Tracy, Boobs. I feel better already.

Ok, actually I don't.
#2021

Jack out of a Funk

*hugs Bway*
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#2022

Jack out of a Funk

Thanks, Addy.
I need a serious career change since the fellowship thing fell through...and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
#2023

Jack out of a Funk

bway...keep that beautiful chin of yours up..things can only get better. I see a silver lining for you, but in the mean time..enjoy Tracy !!!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2024

Jack out of a Funk

*hugs bway* At least you're not trying to be a concert flutist, honey. Jack out of a Funk things could ALWAYS be worse.

Or something...

Screw it. Let's get drunk.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#2025

Jack out of a Funk

bway... if I can help in any way. Talking about options, lending an ear, anything... let me know!


"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
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