Jack Me. NOW!
#2025Jack out of a Funk
Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:39am
Honey, I'm trying to be an actor. That'll trump nearly everything.
...
Except concert flutist.
You win, but let's get drunk anyway. :)
#2026Jack out of a Funk
Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:42amI'll just say that I truly admire anyone and everyone who decides to pursue a career in the arts... be it theater, dance, music... I was a chicken when I was young and bailed... so hang in there, bway... you'll get your payoff.
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#2027Jack out of a Funk
Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:43am
BWS - DO NOT GO TO LAW SCHOOL.
My wife had general audition and the casting director literally did not say a word after her monologues, not thanks, not OK - just stared at her. That business can truly suck.
#2028Jack out of a Funk
Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:44am
...and bway is so TALENTED!
I know he will have a brilliant career! I just want him to have it NOW!
#2029Jack out of a Funk
Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:45am
Blah. As the last close call I had said to me, "come back in 5 years."
And people wonder why I'm the only human on the planet who WANTS to get older...
Thanks for the offer, Addy. I will take you up on it!
But only if there's boys and Veuve involved.
#2030Jack out of a Funk
Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:48am
I know, bway! You and I will do cheesy synth-orchestral arrangements of already cheesy theatre tunes and I'll play them while you sing them, and we'll wear leather pants and fly around in harnesses.
Eat THAT, Galway. You too, Brightman.
#2031Jack out of a Funk
Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:49am
and I will buy a ticket!
Bway, aren't there always boys and Veuve involved?
#2032Jack out of a Funk
Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:50am
"And people wonder why I'm the only human on the planet who WANTS to get older... "
Ironic, isn't it. After being out of theater for over 10 years, now that I'm trying to get back in I'm finding that I'm at that age when I'm too old to play the parts I want. And too young to play the more "mature" parts in plays. Go figure.
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#2033Jack out of a Funk
Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:50am
I do not even remember why I left the business. (other than the fact that I was not a good actor). I was only 20 when I took the LSAT. Seems like a lifetime ago.
I just paid for new headshots for my wife, at least they are excellent!
#2034Jack out of a Funk
Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:50ambway..you take 5 years from me if that'll help you pal.
#2035Jack out of a Funk
Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:52amI'll give you 5 of mine... plus my bald spot...
#2036Jack out of a Funk
Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:53amYou can have 6 of mine.
#2037Jack out of a Funk
Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:54am
I'll give up 8 of mine. I'd have a MUCH better shot at being on the international concert stage if I played this well and people thought I was 16.
See how much we love you, bway? We just made you 56!!!
#2039Jack out of a Funk
Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:55am
No, Cookie!
You can't give up any!
#2041Jack out of a Funk
Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:57amAddy if you give him 6 and I give him 5... we'll be the same age..yea !!!!
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#2043Jack out of a Funk
Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:59am
Cookie, because you should be adding. Not subtracting.
Boobs, sssh! about my age!
#2044Jack out of a Funk
Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:59amugh... that hurs brdlwyr...
#2045Jack out of a Funk
Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:00pm
You guys are killing me. I just want to LOOK it. Don't give me actual age, just make me look older and more worn out.
Actually, I can think of some fun ways to get that look. Anyone want to help me out? :)
Addy, booze and boys...that sounds like MY kind of night! NOW! I want an oompah-loompah now, Addy!
#2047Jack out of a Funk
Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:02pm
sorry Addy..just excited that's all and besides you don't look a day over 21 !!!
BTW beacon....I know a guy who knows a guy whos cousins friend can do the job for you cheaper...just tell him that Charlie Cup of coffee sent you.
#2048Jack out of a Funk
Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:02pm
Once you get that "look", you'll spend all your money on botox and plastic surgery to get rid of it. And alcohol... but then again, you'd spend it on alcohol regardless.
#2049Jack out of a Funk
Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:03pm
Boobs, all this flattery today! *blushes again* (but, I think you need glasses...
)
bway, your wish is my command.
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