Jack Me. NOW! — Page 82

#2026

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:39am

Honey, I'm trying to be an actor. That'll trump nearly everything.
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Except concert flutist.
You win, but let's get drunk anyway. :)

#2027

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:42am

I'll just say that I truly admire anyone and everyone who decides to pursue a career in the arts... be it theater, dance, music... I was a chicken when I was young and bailed... so hang in there, bway... you'll get your payoff.

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Happy, smile! Sad, frown! Use the corresponding face with the corresponding emotion! - Kate (Meg Ryan), French Kiss

#2028

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:43am

BWS - DO NOT GO TO LAW SCHOOL.

My wife had general audition and the casting director literally did not say a word after her monologues, not thanks, not OK - just stared at her. That business can truly suck.

#2029

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:44am

...and bway is so TALENTED!

I know he will have a brilliant career! I just want him to have it NOW!

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#2030

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:45am

Blah. As the last close call I had said to me, "come back in 5 years."

And people wonder why I'm the only human on the planet who WANTS to get older...
Thanks for the offer, Addy. I will take you up on it!
But only if there's boys and Veuve involved.

#2031

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:48am

I know, bway! You and I will do cheesy synth-orchestral arrangements of already cheesy theatre tunes and I'll play them while you sing them, and we'll wear leather pants and fly around in harnesses.

Eat THAT, Galway. You too, Brightman.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2032

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:49am

and I will buy a ticket!

Bway, aren't there always boys and Veuve involved?

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

Updated On: 3/31/05 at 11:49 AM

#2033

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:50am

"And people wonder why I'm the only human on the planet who WANTS to get older... "

Ironic, isn't it. After being out of theater for over 10 years, now that I'm trying to get back in I'm finding that I'm at that age when I'm too old to play the parts I want. And too young to play the more "mature" parts in plays. Go figure.

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Happy, smile! Sad, frown! Use the corresponding face with the corresponding emotion! - Kate (Meg Ryan), French Kiss

#2034

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:50am

I do not even remember why I left the business. (other than the fact that I was not a good actor). I was only 20 when I took the LSAT. Seems like a lifetime ago.

I just paid for new headshots for my wife, at least they are excellent!

#2035

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:50am

bway..you take 5 years from me if that'll help you pal.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2036

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:52am

I'll give you 5 of mine... plus my bald spot...

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Happy, smile! Sad, frown! Use the corresponding face with the corresponding emotion! - Kate (Meg Ryan), French Kiss

#2037

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:53am

You can have 6 of mine.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#2038

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:54am

I'll give up 8 of mine. I'd have a MUCH better shot at being on the international concert stage if I played this well and people thought I was 16.

See how much we love you, bway? We just made you 56!!!

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

Updated On: 3/31/05 at 11:54 AM

#2039

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:54am

You can have two of mine...

#2040

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:55am

No, Cookie!

You can't give up any!

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#2041

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:56am

why?

#2042

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:57am

Addy if you give him 6 and I give him 5... we'll be the same age..yea !!!!

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2043

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:57am

Beacon - $857.20 for the compressor - ouch.

#2044

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:59am

Cookie, because you should be adding. Not subtracting.

Boobs, sssh! about my age!

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#2045

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:59am

ugh... that hurs brdlwyr...

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Happy, smile! Sad, frown! Use the corresponding face with the corresponding emotion! - Kate (Meg Ryan), French Kiss

#2046

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:00pm

You guys are killing me. I just want to LOOK it. Don't give me actual age, just make me look older and more worn out.
Actually, I can think of some fun ways to get that look. Anyone want to help me out? :)

Addy, booze and boys...that sounds like MY kind of night! NOW! I want an oompah-loompah now, Addy!

#2047

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:01pm

would you settle for a scratch, bway?

#2048

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:02pm

sorry Addy..just excited that's all and besides you don't look a day over 21 !!!


BTW beacon....I know a guy who knows a guy whos cousins friend can do the job for you cheaper...just tell him that Charlie Cup of coffee sent you.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2049

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:02pm

Once you get that "look", you'll spend all your money on botox and plastic surgery to get rid of it. And alcohol... but then again, you'd spend it on alcohol regardless.

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Happy, smile! Sad, frown! Use the corresponding face with the corresponding emotion! - Kate (Meg Ryan), French Kiss

#2050

Jack out of a Funk

Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:03pm

Boobs, all this flattery today! *blushes again* (but, I think you need glasses... )

bway, your wish is my command.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."