Honey, I'm trying to be an actor. That'll trump nearly everything.
...
Except concert flutist.
You win, but let's get drunk anyway. :)
I'll just say that I truly admire anyone and everyone who decides to pursue a career in the arts... be it theater, dance, music... I was a chicken when I was young and bailed... so hang in there, bway... you'll get your payoff.
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
BWS - DO NOT GO TO LAW SCHOOL.
My wife had general audition and the casting director literally did not say a word after her monologues, not thanks, not OK - just stared at her. That business can truly suck.
...and bway is so TALENTED!
I know he will have a brilliant career! I just want him to have it NOW!
Blah. As the last close call I had said to me, "come back in 5 years."
And people wonder why I'm the only human on the planet who WANTS to get older...
Thanks for the offer, Addy. I will take you up on it!
But only if there's boys and Veuve involved.
I know, bway! You and I will do cheesy synth-orchestral arrangements of already cheesy theatre tunes and I'll play them while you sing them, and we'll wear leather pants and fly around in harnesses.
Eat THAT, Galway. You too, Brightman.
and I will buy a ticket!
Bway, aren't there always boys and Veuve involved?
"And people wonder why I'm the only human on the planet who WANTS to get older... "
Ironic, isn't it. After being out of theater for over 10 years, now that I'm trying to get back in I'm finding that I'm at that age when I'm too old to play the parts I want. And too young to play the more "mature" parts in plays. Go figure.
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
I do not even remember why I left the business. (other than the fact that I was not a good actor). I was only 20 when I took the LSAT. Seems like a lifetime ago.
I just paid for new headshots for my wife, at least they are excellent!
bway..you take 5 years from me if that'll help you pal.
I'll give you 5 of mine... plus my bald spot...
You can have 6 of mine.
I'll give up 8 of mine. I'd have a MUCH better shot at being on the international concert stage if I played this well and people thought I was 16.
See how much we love you, bway? We just made you 56!!!
No, Cookie!
You can't give up any!
Addy if you give him 6 and I give him 5... we'll be the same age..yea !!!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
Cookie, because you should be adding. Not subtracting.
Boobs, sssh! about my age!
ugh... that hurs brdlwyr...
You guys are killing me. I just want to LOOK it. Don't give me actual age, just make me look older and more worn out.
Actually, I can think of some fun ways to get that look. Anyone want to help me out? :)
Addy, booze and boys...that sounds like MY kind of night! NOW! I want an oompah-loompah now, Addy!
sorry Addy..just excited that's all and besides you don't look a day over 21 !!!
BTW beacon....I know a guy who knows a guy whos cousins friend can do the job for you cheaper...just tell him that Charlie Cup of coffee sent you.
Once you get that "look", you'll spend all your money on botox and plastic surgery to get rid of it. And alcohol... but then again, you'd spend it on alcohol regardless.
Boobs, all this flattery today! *blushes again* (but, I think you need glasses... )
bway, your wish is my command.
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