Jerby's Piano Bar

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:16pm

Welcome! Come inside and have a cocktail and let the music entertain you.

This bar is for all the great and not so great singers who would like to link a video or audio clip of their singing a song. No judges! No contest! Just fun!

If you are in a band or play an instrument, the stage is yours as well.

Poetry and performance art welcome.

So get tipsy, have fantastic chat, and grab the mic onstage when you feel daring.

We will be the best audience and applaud you good or bad.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:27pm

Define performance art?

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:29pm

Well, IS there a definition? Doesn't most performance art defy definition!? lol

Welcome! I am honored to have you as my first customer.

Have a cocktail, and hopefully there will be some entertainment tonite!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:31pm

I'm very pleased to be first. I'll have a Dirty and let's see what happens from there.

[Kringas]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:41pm

Someone suggested that my song selection might get this thread deleted, so I have removed it.

Updated On: 2/3/06 at 02:41 PM

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:42pm

Yea! I'll get to hear this in a couple of hours! Kringas, I think you should post the one you sent me a few months ago... lol

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:45pm

Well obviously, we need to christen the hizzle with a little Wingizzle.

http://www.wingmusic.co.nz/

[Kringas]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:46pm

Heh, Jerby. I'll give it a relisten and see. I don't remember that one being very good.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:46pm

Our first celebrity! What a joy! What luck! What a club, huh?

[Link Larkin Wanabe]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:58pm

Akiva sits down at the piano and proves how much he can't play. But he sure can write a song that was meant to be funny and most take as depressing because of similarities to his life.

He drowns his sorrows in beer and music.

http://s44.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=021W7BCHO0Z2S2ZB0NP2PDGA3D



Akiva

[Kringas]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 3:24pm

How about this one? No dirty words in the title.
Kringas - Angry Inch

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 3:28pm

Oh, and look who dropped by!
hey willpower doing a duet of "Chewing Gum" with Annie!

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 3:43pm

I need a drink. And I hate Mojitos.

[DG]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 3:48pm

At an appropriate lull in the action, I'd like to do "The Lady is a Tramp", and dedicate it to the lovely proprietress

[shira467]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 3:50pm

I think you should dedicate it to ME!

[DG]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 4:38pm

Shira - the song is "The Lady is a Tramp" - not "The French Maid is a Tramp" - although, that goes without saying.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 4:40pm

Shots!

[KelRel]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 4:44pm

What a nice little establishment you have here Jerby. I'll have a white chocolate martini, spare you the horror of my singing and sit back and enjoy the talented people.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 4:45pm

Oh oh oh!

I've got my boa, and a glass of bubbly and would love to sing something...

[DG]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 4:48pm

*ducks*

I thought Jerby was shooting at me.

[Allie]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 4:48pm

Who's got the salt shaker? Anybody up for tequila shots?

[Link Larkin Wanabe]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 4:50pm

If there's one equation I came up with in college it's:

GIRLS + TEQUILLA = VOMIT


Akiva

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 4:50pm

That would be Divine, Addy!

And applause to Link and Kringas for entertaining us!!

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 5:06pm

"If there's one equation I came up with in college it's:
GIRLS + TEQUILLA = VOMIT
Akiva"

Who would have thought a little thread like this would inspire Lady Larkin to come out of the closet! Congratulations, Akiva!

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 2/3/06 at 5:09pm

We'll see what happens when he gets a lil drunker......