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#1

Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:16pm

Jerby's Piano Bar

Welcome! Come inside and have a cocktail and let the music entertain you.

This bar is for all the great and not so great singers who would like to link a video or audio clip of their singing a song. No judges! No contest! Just fun!

If you are in a band or play an instrument, the stage is yours as well.

Poetry and performance art welcome.

So get tipsy, have fantastic chat, and grab the mic onstage when you feel daring.

We will be the best audience and applaud you good or bad.

johnraymondbarker.com

#2

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:27pm

Define performance art?

#3

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:29pm

Well, IS there a definition? Doesn't most performance art defy definition!? lol

Welcome! I am honored to have you as my first customer.

Have a cocktail, and hopefully there will be some entertainment tonite!

johnraymondbarker.com

#4

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:31pm

I'm very pleased to be first. I'll have a Dirty and let's see what happens from there.

#5

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:41pm

Someone suggested that my song selection might get this thread deleted, so I have removed it.

"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

Updated On: 2/3/06 at 02:41 PM

#6

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:42pm

Yea! I'll get to hear this in a couple of hours! Kringas, I think you should post the one you sent me a few months ago... lol

johnraymondbarker.com

#7

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:45pm

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Well obviously, we need to christen the hizzle with a little Wingizzle.

http://www.wingmusic.co.nz/

http://preppylife.tumblr.com/

#8

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:46pm

Heh, Jerby. I'll give it a relisten and see. I don't remember that one being very good.

"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#9

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:46pm

Our first celebrity! What a joy! What luck! What a club, huh?

johnraymondbarker.com

#10

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:58pm

Akiva sits down at the piano and proves how much he can't play. But he sure can write a song that was meant to be funny and most take as depressing because of similarities to his life.

He drowns his sorrows in beer and music.

http://s44.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=021W7BCHO0Z2S2ZB0NP2PDGA3D

Akiva

#11

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 3:24pm

How about this one? No dirty words in the title.
Kringas - Angry Inch

"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#12

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 3:28pm

Oh, and look who dropped by!
hey willpower doing a duet of "Chewing Gum" with Annie!

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

#13

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 3:43pm

I need a drink. And I hate Mojitos.

Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.

#14

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 3:48pm

At an appropriate lull in the action, I'd like to do "The Lady is a Tramp", and dedicate it to the lovely proprietress

#15

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 3:50pm

I think you should dedicate it to ME!

Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#16

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 4:38pm

Shira - the song is "The Lady is a Tramp" - not "The French Maid is a Tramp" - although, that goes without saying.

#17

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 4:40pm

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Shots!

johnraymondbarker.com

#18

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 4:44pm

What a nice little establishment you have here Jerby. I'll have a white chocolate martini, spare you the horror of my singing and sit back and enjoy the talented people.

"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

#19

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 4:45pm

Oh oh oh!

I've got my boa, and a glass of bubbly and would love to sing something...

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#20

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 4:48pm

*ducks*

I thought Jerby was shooting at me.

#21

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 4:48pm

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Who's got the salt shaker? Anybody up for tequila shots?

#22

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 4:50pm

If there's one equation I came up with in college it's:

GIRLS + TEQUILLA = VOMIT

Akiva

#23

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 4:50pm

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

That would be Divine, Addy!

And applause to Link and Kringas for entertaining us!!

johnraymondbarker.com

#24

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 5:06pm

"If there's one equation I came up with in college it's:
GIRLS + TEQUILLA = VOMIT
Akiva"

Who would have thought a little thread like this would inspire Lady Larkin to come out of the closet! Congratulations, Akiva!

PEACE.

#25

re: Jerby's Piano Bar

Posted: 2/3/06 at 5:09pm

We'll see what happens when he gets a lil drunker......

Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.

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