Jesse Helms kicks the bucket

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Jesse Helms kicks the bucket

Posted: 7/4/08 at 11:05am

I won't make an inaapropriate comment, it's never a "happy occasion" when someone dies (except when Fred Phelps expires, at which time I will celebrate with abandon), so let me just say that I won't miss this man.

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....but the world goes 'round

Updated On: 7/4/08 at 11:05 AM

re: Jesse Helms kicks the bucket

Posted: 7/4/08 at 11:21am

Well there is some positive news! That LEGO artist mentioned in the sidebar has a growing career!

re: Jesse Helms kicks the bucket

Posted: 7/4/08 at 11:39am

HA HA!

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Posted: 7/4/08 at 11:48am

Ding! Dong! The Witch is Dead!

http://www.youtube.com/huskcharmer

re: Jesse Helms kicks the bucket

Posted: 7/4/08 at 12:04pm

Which old witch?

re: Jesse Helms kicks the bucket

Posted: 7/4/08 at 12:18pm

This also could have just been added under the "Bozo the Clown died" thread.

Honestly, I even found something good to say about Jerry Falwell, but -- well, I hope Carol Moseley-Braun is available to sing "Yankee Doodle" at his funeral, I'll just say.

And thanks for that HIV travel ban that's still around, Jesse.

re: Jesse Helms kicks the bucket

Posted: 7/4/08 at 12:21pm

Happy Independence Day.

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

re: Jesse Helms kicks the bucket

Posted: 7/4/08 at 12:42pm

re: Jesse Helms kicks the bucket

Posted: 7/4/08 at 12:42pm

What a horrible human being. At least we are now rid of his brand of ugliness and hate.

"Truth is rarely pure and never simple."- Oscar Wilde

"If I could only do one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut."- a dolphin

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re: Jesse Helms kicks the bucket

Posted: 7/4/08 at 12:51pm

From a North Carolinian, I have to say that D2 said it best. Happy Independence Day!

"...and the last thing I want to do is turn into Judy Garland." - Shira

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Posted: 7/4/08 at 12:59pm

From a North Carolinian who was assigned a research project on Jesse Helms in 7th grade, I also agree wih D2.

"You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you are left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering." --Harold Hill from The Music Man

#12

re: Jesse Helms kicks the bucket

Posted: 7/4/08 at 1:12pm

Ouch, poor Enjoiras.

"...and the last thing I want to do is turn into Judy Garland." - Shira

#13

re: Jesse Helms kicks the bucket

Posted: 7/4/08 at 1:15pm

Boo f***ing hoo.

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

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#14

re: Jesse Helms kicks the bucket

Posted: 7/4/08 at 1:17pm

This is TRAGIC NEWS for the bigots of the world.

#15

re: Jesse Helms kicks the bucket

Posted: 7/4/08 at 1:20pm

Will Broadway dim the lights for him tonight?

After all, there was no bigger supporter of the arts than Jesse Helms.

#16

re: Jesse Helms kicks the bucket

Posted: 7/4/08 at 1:29pm

Why, his favorite performer Al Jolsen always said it best when he said, "the sun shines east, the sun shines west, but I know where the sun shines best!"

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re: Jesse Helms kicks the bucket

Posted: 7/4/08 at 1:51pm

Whew! I saw the name "Namaste" and thought I was going to read something about how my karma was going to come back and bite me in the ass for my last post.

That happens every time I see the word "Namaste," actually!

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

Updated On: 7/4/08 at 01:51 PM

#18

re: Jesse Helms kicks the bucket

Posted: 7/4/08 at 2:37pm

He was 86 years old.

Which only goes to prove that only the good die young.

"A coherent existance after so many years of muddle" - Desiree' Armfelt, A Little Night Music "Life keeps happening everyday, Say Yes" - 70, Girls, 70 "Life is what you do while you're waiting to die" - Zorba

#19

re: Jesse Helms kicks the bucket

Posted: 7/4/08 at 3:11pm

Don't let my username fool you. I hate an old white fart bigot like the next guy!

And, it's Namaste if your Namasty!

#20

re: Jesse Helms kicks the bucket

Posted: 7/4/08 at 3:40pm

No loss.

'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'

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Posted: 7/4/08 at 3:56pm

Every man's death diminishes me, but some deaths are less diminishing than others.

If the rule of three applies, I hope soon to be undiminished by the passing of Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh.

"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/

#22

re: Jesse Helms kicks the bucket

Posted: 7/4/08 at 4:23pm

I hope they will announce where he is laid to rest. We need more public urinals!

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

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re: Jesse Helms kicks the bucket

Posted: 7/4/08 at 4:43pm

I'm a good speller, but a bad typist. Sorry.

At least I'm not a low-life bigot!

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#24

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Posted: 7/4/08 at 4:43pm

The Helms Family Plot

PEACE.

#25

re: Jesse Helms kicks the bucket

Posted: 7/4/08 at 5:08pm

Sometimes it's very difficult not to speak ill of the dead. Very few could test me on that front more than this human.

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