Jessica Simpson- Page 2

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/12/04 at 1:48pm

I think it would be amazing if Max von Essen and Jessica Simpson were in a show together. What do you think, voice?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/12/04 at 1:49pm

...vomit sounds.....

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/12/04 at 1:58pm

Voicey, um, are you allergic to Garlic?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/12/04 at 2:15pm

Not allergic to Garlic but I am allergic to anything named Von Essen...the very mention of the name tends to make me gassy!

"...nothing but a T-Shirt on..."

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/12/04 at 2:23pm

Uh Oh, I smell a vampire war a startin'......

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/12/04 at 2:24pm

Hidden bottoms, BEWARE!

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 4/12/04 at 2:31pm

HIDDEN BOTTOMS...interesting - why would someone hide that fact?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/12/04 at 2:33pm

sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/12/04 at 3:17pm

WTF?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/12/04 at 4:03pm

You can run but you can't hide from Count Voiceanth!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/12/04 at 6:31pm

If Count VonVoiceanth is aying Nicky Lachey is not what he seems I just might take flight and fly out the window!

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 4/14/04 at 9:54am

Now don't get your sticky panties in a twist, boys. I was describing her one rather unremarkable performance on Ellen's show,not her entire career. I've never paid attention to her until now. I can't even name one of her songs, but considering the performance on the show is to promote herself, she did a very poor job with me. Did anyone else see it? It was so incredibly dull and unoriginal, it certainly didn't persuade me to run out and buy anything of hers. But since you guys seem to think she is all that and a can of bean dip, I'll look her up online and try and see what is so original and special about her. Any suggestions? Does she sing anything that doesn't sound like every other pop girl on the Top 40? I promise to give her a try.

[robbiej]

Posted: 4/14/04 at 10:20am

Hey, Nosferatu!

Retract the fangs. I've seen you in action and it ain't pretty!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/14/04 at 10:21am

He swoops in for the kill......fangs ablazing!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/14/04 at 10:47am

My fangs are indeed pretty ..and my bite, awesome!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/14/04 at 10:51am

What's your favorite brand of toothpaste?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/14/04 at 10:52am

Colgate Total.....I love it! 12 hour protection, ya know!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/14/04 at 10:52am

Twink-Extra Tartar Control

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/14/04 at 10:59am

lol!!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/14/04 at 11:02am

Hey County, you never answered Phantom2's question..

Wouldn't a show with Jessica and Max be AMAZING?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/14/04 at 11:04am

yes I did.... I wrote:

Vomit sounds!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/14/04 at 12:23pm

Jealous of their talent and beauty?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/14/04 at 12:27pm

I love Jessica and have been promoting her since day one.....

Max is very nice! (eyes roll)

I have no jealousy towards anyone...except Chorus boys....!!!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/14/04 at 12:42pm

I think the Count wants their youthful energy for his own use..is it last call already?

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 4/14/04 at 1:40pm

Nick...Jessica....darlings, we weren't laughing WITH you on "Newlyweds", we were laughing AT you.