Jessica Simpson
#0Jessica Simpson
Posted: 4/10/04 at 10:44pm
I just saw a commerical for Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey having a variety hour. Dont know what to think about this...
Any thoughts?
(sry i kno this is kinda OT)
#1re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 4/10/04 at 11:46pmI heard she was going to be in a tuna fish commercial. HAHA
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
#2re: re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 4/11/04 at 12:31amThis world would be a much better, not to mention less stupid, if Jessica made like Sadam Hussain and crawled in a hole like for awhile. I wouldn't mind... Would you?
#3re: re: re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 4/11/04 at 12:33amI like Jessica Simpson A LOT!
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
#4re: re: re: re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 4/11/04 at 12:37am
Thats ok, I won't hold it against you
I'm just kidding Phantom, I won't say anything mean again about Jessica. I just think shes stupid, thats all.
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#5re: re: re: re: re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 4/11/04 at 9:51amit's all an act. she can't be that stupid and still get that successful... she's ruining life for blondes everywhere though(as if britney hadn't done enough damage hehe).
#6re: re: re: re: re: re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 4/11/04 at 11:02amTrust me, it's an act.
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
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#7re: re: re: re: re: re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 4/11/04 at 11:02amJessica Simpson is such a delight. She is defenitely young and makes alot of mistakes. WHich I'm sure she'll pay for. But she is entertaining. Perhaps it's her honesty. Not to mention, she can sing. So can Nick. I'm tuning in.
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#9re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 4/11/04 at 11:21amDo u think they are the living embodiment of the old "Muskrat Love " song?
#10re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 4/11/04 at 11:26am
I don't like her. I don't like Nick. I don't know how she got this far. (My friends worship her like she has the best voice in the world, and I'm like "go hear Idina Menzel".) Sure- it's great she has success, and obviously her stupidity works, but even still... I don't understand the obsession with those two.
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Posted: 4/11/04 at 11:29amShe's make a great Maureen in RENT.
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
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Posted: 4/11/04 at 3:22pmOh Phantom, please dont ever say that again. It hurts me to think of Jessica ever being on broadway as anything.
#13re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 4/11/04 at 9:48pmI tuned in and watched a few minutes, Jessica was singing with Kenny Rogers. Well, she's no Dolly Parton or for that matter, she's no Cher. I'm already sick of her cleavage.
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Posted: 4/11/04 at 9:49pmI can honestly say I'm not sick of her husband. What he lacks in comedic timing, he makes up in....
#15re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 4/11/04 at 9:54pmWhat the hell was with her singing "Take My Breath Away"???? Good god, that girl could sing awhile ago, but now shes just trying to replicate the "breathy-whiny-screechy" sound like Britney does. And did anyone watch her body as she was singing? She looked like someone that has a horrible twitching problem, not to mention that awful disfiguration of her mouth. Man that was absolutely one of the worst things I think I've ever seen.
#16re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 4/11/04 at 11:31pmI think Jessica Simpson is way better than Britney Spears & Christina Agulara. Her songs are so much better.
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Posted: 4/12/04 at 4:42amAgreed.
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
#18re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 4/12/04 at 7:38amI was hoping the Variety Hour would be cheesy...but it was worse than I ever could have possibly imagined. Nick and Jess are actually one of my guilty pleasures...but the skits last night seemed to be written by a third grade class. I noticed Jessica's twitching problem last night too...she was also twitching while singing with Kenny Rogers...I thought it was a part of her Dolly impression.
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Posted: 4/12/04 at 10:12amShe looked like a Dolly Parton on crack
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Posted: 4/12/04 at 10:54amSaw Jessica Simpson on Ellen. She sang Take My Breath Away from Top Gun. There was nothing special going on. It was almost identical to the original (the backgrounds could have been from any karaoke CD) other than the pop-riff at the end of each phrase that everyone else does. She seemed like nothing more than an average contestant on American Idol or Star Search.
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Posted: 4/12/04 at 1:06pmMister Matt- I used to like you. HAHA
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
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#22re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 4/12/04 at 1:20pmSHE is WONDERFUL!! and I heard she may sign on for the upcoming revival of Milk and Honey!!!
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Posted: 4/12/04 at 1:23pmI love her too, she is the BEST of the bunch, just sit back and enjoy, oh when will the Season 1 and 2 DVD's come out of her MTV show?
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Posted: 4/12/04 at 1:45pm
Ya know...
when I get out of the shower first thing in the morning...
before I put on my cape and fangs...
I sing the following to myself:
The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart
Wish I could say the save the world, like I was super girl
The real me is to laugh all night lying in the grass just talking about love
But lately I've been jaded life got so complicated
I'm still thinking about it almost forgot what it was like
Do you know what it feels like?
Cause with you
I can let my hair down
I can say anything crazy
I know you'll catch me right before I hit the ground
With nothing but a T-shirt on
I never felt so beautiful
Baby as I do now
Now that I'm with you
With you
Now that I'm with you
Updated On: 4/12/04 at 01:45 PM
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