Jesus Dolls and Ed Wood
Jesus Dolls and Ed Wood
#1Jesus Dolls and Ed Wood
Posted: 11/14/06 at 3:43pm
I find this both heartening (who knew the Marines were so considerate?) and scary:
"The idea was for them to be three-dimensional teaching tools for kids," La Roe said. "I believe as a churchgoing person, anyone can benefit from hearing the words of the Bible."
This is the kind of stuff I was talking about in the Elton John thread--the supposition that Christianity is inherently good.
And who wants to play with Jesus doll? It's not like he's got a Malibu Dream House or a sports car.
What's next? A Jesus with a Chia beard?
Jesus for Christmas
Updated On: 11/15/06 at 03:43 PM
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
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Posted: 11/14/06 at 3:50pm
I just read that article a few minutes ago.
I found the statement "I believe as a churchgoing person, anyone can benefit from hearing the words of the Bible" to be overwhelmingly redundant. Of course a churchgoing person would think that.
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Posted: 11/14/06 at 3:56pmI don't know, the notion of Jesus vs. Moses steel cage matches seems like fun.
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Posted: 11/14/06 at 3:56pm
This Jesus Doll doesn't talk but seems to have "round heels."
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
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Posted: 11/14/06 at 3:58pmIt's the "Project Runway" JC!
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Posted: 11/14/06 at 3:59pm
Here's one for those who need to imagine their Jesus as a Beanie Baby with Heart-Shaped Stigmata.
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
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Posted: 11/14/06 at 3:59pmThat one kind of looks like Amy Irving in Carrie.
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Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:00pm
I think it looks like Piper Laurie in Carrie!
I want one!
I wonder if it'll come with a potato peeler!
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
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Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:02pmStigmata JC looks like he's had a little of the Maryjane Magdalene.
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
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Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:03pmOooh! I can definitely see the Piper Laurie in it! I want one, too. He can hang out next to my Edgar Allan Poe bobble head.
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Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:03pmPJ, that last one looks like Cathy after converting to Jews for Jesus.
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Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:04pmYeah...it looks like Cathy finally ate those "brownies"
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#13Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:05pm
I don't know, though, about the Bobble Head Jesus. It seems disrespectful, like he's making fun of people with Parkinson's or something.
But at least this one has skin coloring that's a little more Mediterranean...
#14Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:09pmWhatever happend to the "graven image" thing? Isn't that a commandment?
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#15Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:10pm...or that he's woozy from lamb-stank.
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Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:16pm
"Grein questioned whether children would welcome a gift designed for religious instruction. 'Kids want a gift for the holiday season that is fun,' he said."
*snurfle*
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#17Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:17pm
Stop spoiling the fun of Christians, lil! As long as these dolls spread the word of Jesus, it's OK. The Bible is more a set of guidelines than something to be taken literally.
Unless you're a fag, in which case your sinning ass can burn in hell.
WindyCityActor
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/13/03
#18Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:17pm
BURN ALL THE DOLLS, SINNERS!!!
"On Saturday evening I was watching television when my daughter of 2 came out of her room to tell me that her doll was moving by itself. I assumed that it probably fell off the shelf so to satisfy her I got up and went to her room . when I got there to my surprise she had a stuffed troll doll dancing in the middle of her bedroom floor to a Disney movie playing music . Being raised in church I began pleading the blood of Jesus and commanded that spirit to leave then the doll went limp and fell over on the floor. I took the doll outside my house and burned it. what would cause something like this to happen?"
http://www.demonbuster.com/dolls.html
"We recommend destroying or burning all dolls. This includes stuffed animals. Boys don't call their little toys "dolls", but they fall into the same category. Many "toys" on the market today are demonic in nature, and some even look evil. As a Christian parent, you need to raise your children more in tune with God instead of the influences of the devil."
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#19Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:19pm
Whatever happend to the "graven image" thing?
Honey, that's old testament. And everyone knows that the only holdover from the old testament is that men can't sleep with men.
#20Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:22pm
Oh, and lildogs, it's called Chia-sus. Heathen!
#21Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:23pmIs that demonbuster site real, Windy? Cause if it is, I feel MUCH better about my mental state....
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#22Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:23pmOMG, that demonbuster website is a scream!
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
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Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:24pmWindyCityActor-- That website is hysterical! It's not for real, is it? I can't tell if it's some deluded lunatics with bad color sense or brilliant satire.
#24Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:28pmWindy - That site is hysterical! I love the first entry from the woman who spoke in tongues at a Playplex arcade and burned her kids' Mah Johnng tiles.
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