#26
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:28pm
That's my question...I'm having flashbacks to the God Warrior...get thee behind me, Vin Diesel!
Jesus Dolls and Ed Wood — Page 2
#27
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:29pm
I don't if the site is for real....strangely enough I think it is!!!
I think I found my new audition monologues!
Here's the Jesus Action Figure when your party runs low on wine!
Updated On: 11/14/06 at 04:29 PM
#28
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:33pm
This thread has me laughing so hard and trying to be quiet about it that a coworker asked me if I was crying.
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#29
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:34pm
Oh that site is marvy!
AND she is a Mary Kay saleslady...click the link at the bottom!
"That is Dark Sided!"
AND she is a Mary Kay saleslady...click the link at the bottom!
"That is Dark Sided!"
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
Updated On: 11/14/06 at 04:34 PM
#30
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:39pm
You gotta love that Mary K link!
I can't believe sane adults would look for demonic symbols on Lawry's Seasoned Salt and Red Lobster plates.
But then again, people see Jesus on a piece of toast, so there you go.
I can't believe sane adults would look for demonic symbols on Lawry's Seasoned Salt and Red Lobster plates.
But then again, people see Jesus on a piece of toast, so there you go.
#31
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:41pm
And these people procreate!
GARGOYLES!!
GARGOYLES!!
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#32
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:42pm
Red Lobster IS demonic!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#33
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:43pm
Red Lobster's delicious cheesy garlic biscuits are dark sided!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#34
On a similar note...
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:56pm
On a similar note...
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#35
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:58pm
I have the regular Jesus dress-up on my fridge at home. It's magnetic and very dear to my heart.
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#36
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:59pm
Lawry's spices are possessed by demons? Good to know. Bad enough that our children have to see that slutty, immodest Morton's Salt girl.
#37
Posted: 11/14/06 at 5:00pm
I love this logic...
"Know this - EVERYONE has demons, ESPECIALLY CHRISTIANS.
There is no Scripture that says this. It is just a matter of FACT.
There is no Scripture that says you do NOT have demons."
Huh?
"Know this - EVERYONE has demons, ESPECIALLY CHRISTIANS.
There is no Scripture that says this. It is just a matter of FACT.
There is no Scripture that says you do NOT have demons."
Huh?
#38
Posted: 11/14/06 at 5:00pm
What about that suntan lotion that promotes both nudity and bestiality?
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#39
Posted: 11/14/06 at 5:09pm
I believe it's called Ban de Soo-wee!
#40
Posted: 11/14/06 at 5:22pm
There is no Scripture that says you do not have crabs, either. I checked.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#41
Posted: 11/14/06 at 7:29pm
Bah, I thought this was an "Ed Wood" thread, but alas it is just another Jesus action-figure thread... 
"I seem to have wandered into the BRAIN load-out thread... "
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"Sorry I am a Theatre major not a English Major"
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#42
Posted: 11/15/06 at 8:57am
Well, if it's any consolation, I was making a reference to ED WOOD, one of my fave films and easily one of the best of the 1990s.
#43
Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:21am
I suspected you might be. 
It's one of my favorites.
It's one of my favorites.
"I seem to have wandered into the BRAIN load-out thread... "
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"Sorry I am a Theatre major not a English Major"
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