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Jesus Dolls and Ed Wood
#25Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:28pmThat's my question...I'm having flashbacks to the God Warrior...get thee behind me, Vin Diesel!
WindyCityActor
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/13/03
#26Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:29pm
I don't if the site is for real....strangely enough I think it is!!!
I think I found my new audition monologues!
Here's the Jesus Action Figure when your party runs low on wine!
Updated On: 11/14/06 at 04:29 PM
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#27Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:33pmThis thread has me laughing so hard and trying to be quiet about it that a coworker asked me if I was crying.
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#28Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:34pm
Oh that site is marvy!
AND she is a Mary Kay saleslady...click the link at the bottom!
"That is Dark Sided!"
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
Updated On: 11/14/06 at 04:34 PM
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#29Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:39pm
You gotta love that Mary K link!
I can't believe sane adults would look for demonic symbols on Lawry's Seasoned Salt and Red Lobster plates.
But then again, people see Jesus on a piece of toast, so there you go.
#30Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:41pm
And these people procreate!
GARGOYLES!!
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#31Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:42pmRed Lobster IS demonic!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#32Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:43pmRed Lobster's delicious cheesy garlic biscuits are dark sided!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#33Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:56pm
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#34Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:58pmI have the regular Jesus dress-up on my fridge at home. It's magnetic and very dear to my heart.
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#35Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:59pmLawry's spices are possessed by demons? Good to know. Bad enough that our children have to see that slutty, immodest Morton's Salt girl.
WindyCityActor
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/13/03
#36Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 5:00pm
I love this logic...
"Know this - EVERYONE has demons, ESPECIALLY CHRISTIANS.
There is no Scripture that says this. It is just a matter of FACT.
There is no Scripture that says you do NOT have demons."
Huh?
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#37Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 5:00pmWhat about that suntan lotion that promotes both nudity and bestiality?
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#38Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 5:09pmI believe it's called Ban de Soo-wee!
#39Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 5:22pmThere is no Scripture that says you do not have crabs, either. I checked.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#40Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 7:29pm
Bah, I thought this was an "Ed Wood" thread, but alas it is just another Jesus action-figure thread... 
"I seem to have wandered into the BRAIN load-out thread... "
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#41Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/15/06 at 8:57amWell, if it's any consolation, I was making a reference to ED WOOD, one of my fave films and easily one of the best of the 1990s.
#42Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:21am
I suspected you might be. 
It's one of my favorites.
"I seem to have wandered into the BRAIN load-out thread... "
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