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Jesus Dolls and Ed Wood
#25Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:28pmThat's my question...I'm having flashbacks to the God Warrior...get thee behind me, Vin Diesel!
WindyCityActor
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/13/03
#26Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:29pm
I don't if the site is for real....strangely enough I think it is!!!
I think I found my new audition monologues!
Here's the Jesus Action Figure when your party runs low on wine!
Updated On: 11/14/06 at 04:29 PM
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#27Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:33pmThis thread has me laughing so hard and trying to be quiet about it that a coworker asked me if I was crying.
#28Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:34pm
Oh that site is marvy!
AND she is a Mary Kay saleslady...click the link at the bottom!
"That is Dark Sided!"
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#29Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:39pm
You gotta love that Mary K link!
I can't believe sane adults would look for demonic symbols on Lawry's Seasoned Salt and Red Lobster plates.
But then again, people see Jesus on a piece of toast, so there you go.
#30Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:41pm
And these people procreate!
GARGOYLES!!
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#31Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:42pmRed Lobster IS demonic!
#32Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:43pmRed Lobster's delicious cheesy garlic biscuits are dark sided!
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#33Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:56pm
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#34Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:58pmI have the regular Jesus dress-up on my fridge at home. It's magnetic and very dear to my heart.
#35Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:59pmLawry's spices are possessed by demons? Good to know. Bad enough that our children have to see that slutty, immodest Morton's Salt girl.
WindyCityActor
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/13/03
#36Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 5:00pm
I love this logic...
"Know this - EVERYONE has demons, ESPECIALLY CHRISTIANS.
There is no Scripture that says this. It is just a matter of FACT.
There is no Scripture that says you do NOT have demons."
Huh?
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#37Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 5:00pmWhat about that suntan lotion that promotes both nudity and bestiality?
#38Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 5:09pmI believe it's called Ban de Soo-wee!
#39Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 5:22pmThere is no Scripture that says you do not have crabs, either. I checked.
#40Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/14/06 at 7:29pm
Bah, I thought this was an "Ed Wood" thread, but alas it is just another Jesus action-figure thread... 
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#41Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/15/06 at 8:57amWell, if it's any consolation, I was making a reference to ED WOOD, one of my fave films and easily one of the best of the 1990s.
#42Pull the String! Pull the String!
Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:21am
I suspected you might be. 
It's one of my favorites.
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