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#51

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 12:19pm

He actually is against slavery.

"I always felt that if Lincoln were a great president he would have held the country together. He would have found a way to prevent north and south from fighting. Slavery had to go. We know that. It should not have existed in the first place."

However, Lincoln's predecessors, James Buchanan and Franklin Pierce, who were largely responsible for the rapidly escalating state of affairs due to inaction, get off scot-free on Colyer's list. Pierce is listed at 31 and Buchanan at 33.

He puts William Henry Harrison, who literally died before he could even DO anything while in office, ahead of Carter, Nixon, Obama, LBJ, Grant, and Lincoln. Most historians don't even rank Harrison because the man died a month into office.

His... "paper" on the presidents is a joke, not unlike every other piece of writing on his site. Each president gets a blurb, full of unimportant trivia and personal non-sequiturs. For example, the one of FDR gets sidelined halfway through to give a short biography of Hitler (...surprise, surprise). He ends up writing more about Hitler than FDR.

Colyer Presents: The Presidents of the United States

"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#52

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 12:20pm

the Jews of Hollywood and Wall Street helped Obama win

I have always wanted to be a Jew of Hollywood.

But, alas, I was a Jew of the Bronx.

Updated On: 9/21/12 at 12:20 PM

#53

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 12:21pm

The title of your one-man show right there.

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#54

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 12:21pm

Sometimes, it takes a stupid, stupid person like Jim Colyer, White Supremacist™ to remind you that there are really, really smart people in the world.

That comment about even a terrible president could avoid the Civil War brings to mind the writings of Ta-Nehisi Coates over at The Atlantic. He has been arguing for some time that the phrase 'the tragedy of the Civil War' is incorrect. The Civil War was not a tragedy. Slavery was. The Civil War, for as horrific it was, corrected that tragedy. He really has some extraordinary things to say on that and many other topics.
Ta-Nehisi Coates

#55

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 12:24pm

And also reminds you that there are still some truly ignorant and hateful/scared people in the world.

Like

Jim Colyer, White Supremacist.

....but the world goes 'round

Updated On: 9/21/12 at 12:24 PM

#56

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 12:27pm

The Civil War was an inevitability from the country's birth. Washington foresaw it, as did others in the decades before the war.

The compromises made in the early 19th century served only to prolong its start, but never to prevent it.

The only tragedy of the Civil War is that it could only have been prevented at the start of the country, and even then it was nearly impossible to do so.

"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#57

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 12:28pm

I wonder if A JEW GROWS IN THE BRONX could start life as a musical first...or does it need to be dramatized sans tunes.

I also wonder if Jim Colyer, White Supremacist™, could write the score.

#58

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 12:30pm

I sure hope he doesn't love all this attention.

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#59

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 12:31pm

I dunno. I think "Words and music by Jim Colyer, White Supremacist" is going to be a hard sell in Hymietown...

You think, what do you want? You think, make a decision...

#60

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 12:32pm

Of whom do you speak, growl? Surely not Jim Colyer, White Supremacist™!

#61

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 12:36pm

lol I'm just seeing so many words about him here and next to nothing from the man himself. I sure hope he's not enjoy all this attention somewhere and laughing his head off.

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#62

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 12:36pm

I sure hope he doesn't love all this attention.

He would have to be really, really masochistic, because some of the things said here are kinda mean. Obviously, Jim Colyer, White Supremacist and possible Masochist is repulsive and despicable in his beliefs, but some of the things said? Damn!

Updated On: 9/21/12 at 12:36 PM

#63

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 12:42pm

The attention he's getting, probably more than he's ever gotten in his life, exposes him for the racist, anti-Semitic idiot that he is.

His writing is crap.
His views are disgusting.
His intellect is painfully undeveloped.

"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#64

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 12:42pm

We cannot control how Jim Colyer, White Supremacist™, responds.

We can only control our responses to Jim Colyer, White Supremacist™.

It's the first step in realizing you're not insane.

#65

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 12:44pm

Jim Colyer is not getting the musical rights to A JEW GREW IN THE BRONX!

No thonx!

Despite how much each one of the engraved invitations cost, I insisted that my parents send an invitation Jo Anne Worley, care of Laugh-In, NBC Studios, Burbank, Calif.

Ms. Worley never even RSVP'd, which crushed me, but we can rewrite history a little, right?

In A JEW GREW IN THE BRONX, Jo Anne Worley shows up to my bar mitzvah and opens the second act with a dazzling comedy number.

Jim Colyer could NEVER write that!

#66

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 12:47pm

I'd be second in line to see that.

"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#67

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 12:48pm

"Jim Colyer is not getting the musical rights to A JEW GREW IN THE BRONX!

No thonx!"

That's Lorenz Hart levels of made-uppery! I approve.

I can't wait for 'Twirl the Pearls, Girls'!!!

#68

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 12:48pm

But exposes him to who? All we sane people who already know that he's repellent?

He's not really keeping all this stuff secret on his Website.

Somebody as crazy as him reads all this stuff and thinks how crazy and sad we all are for not understanding.

I maintain it's just giving him the kind of attention he wants. None of these critiques or criticisms or sarcastic remarks, no matter how intelligent, well-reasoned, or biting, are sinking in.

Then again, I do the same thing with After Eight on a weekly basis.

So I suppose we're all crazy.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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#69

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 12:50pm

You mean, you didn't know that already?

"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#70

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 12:51pm

True...but, even though the pinata doesn't feel the blows, sometimes candy still falls out.

I have no idea what that metaphor means. I'm not even sure it counts as a metaphor.

I'm hungover AND crazy!

WHEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...

Updated On: 9/21/12 at 12:51 PM

#71

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 12:52pm

A. I'm hungover too!
B. Love the pinata metaphor.
C. "No thonx" was breathtaking.

#72

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 12:52pm

You're totally right guys.

Really, this is all about us.

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Take care of yourselves... and each other.

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#73

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 1:17pm

It actually explains where his following comes from. Someone has to entertain at the Klan meetings.

#74

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 1:24pm

Ooh, I love those dudes who think that Lincoln was the worst for not preventing the Civil War. I mean, heaven forbid there be any violence associated with the institution of slavery!

Oh, right. Hundreds of years of violence against black people don't count; it's when white people start fighting each other that it all becomes a national tragedy.

ETA - Robbiej, thanks for linking to Coates on this subject; he's a brilliant voice of sanity.

Updated On: 9/21/12 at 01:24 PM

#75

Jim Colyer and his white Supremcist bud, David Duke. Need I say more?

Posted: 9/21/12 at 1:33pm

I still think there is a video somewhere of him in a bra and panties and belting out Dancing Queen.

"I hope your Fanny is bigger than my Peter." Mary Martin to Ezio Pinza opening night of Fanny.

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