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Joan Rivers turns 77 today.

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#1Joan Rivers turns 77 today.
Posted: 6/8/10 at 1:16pm

Joan Rivers turns 77 today.

Cool and funny lady. And her new documentary kicks ass.


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Updated On: 6/8/10 at 01:16 PM

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#2Joan Rivers turns 77 today.
Posted: 6/8/10 at 1:19pm

I can't believe she's only 77.

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#2Joan Rivers turns 77 today.
Posted: 6/8/10 at 2:07pm

Keep rocking and rolling Joan! Happy Birthday! Can't wait to see the doc!


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#3Joan Rivers turns 77 today.
Posted: 6/8/10 at 3:24pm

Happy birthday, Joan!


brdlwyr
#4Joan Rivers turns 77 today.
Posted: 6/8/10 at 3:26pm

Funnier than Jay Leno for sure!

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Borstalboy
#5Joan Rivers turns 77 today.
Posted: 6/8/10 at 3:26pm

I run very hot and very cold with Miss Rivers. I am looking forward to the documentary, though.


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Phyllis Rogers Stone
#6Joan Rivers turns 77 today.
Posted: 6/8/10 at 3:32pm

Joan Rivers turns 77 today.

Who is that woman in the first post?

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MrMidwest
#7Joan Rivers turns 77 today.
Posted: 6/8/10 at 3:44pm

In other news, her face will be turning 10.


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Dollypop
#8Joan Rivers turns 77 today.
Posted: 6/8/10 at 5:34pm

I love to watch QVC when she's selling her jewelry with Rick Domeier. The two of them make a terrific comic duo.

Why aren't they teamed for a TV talk show?


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#9Joan Rivers turns 77 today.
Posted: 6/8/10 at 5:49pm

Mr. Midwest - LOL!

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#10Joan Rivers turns 77 today.
Posted: 6/8/10 at 5:54pm

"I can't believe she's only 77."

She's not. Her skin is 77, her bones are 105.

Back when she was funny, rather than just bitter, she had a funny line "I'm having so many face lifts that they are going to use all the extra skin to make a little woman to walk next to me." I've butchered the line, but it was funny the way she told it.


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nealb1
#11Joan Rivers turns 77 today.
Posted: 6/8/10 at 6:15pm

She will be at the Arclight, in Hollywood on Friday night after the 7:30pm screening doing a Q & A.

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#12Joan Rivers turns 77 today.
Posted: 6/8/10 at 7:36pm


Review of 'Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work'


"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter

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#13Joan Rivers turns 77 today.
Posted: 6/8/10 at 7:51pm

Is that 77 on planet Earth or Zartox, where her current exterior shell came from?


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#14Joan Rivers turns 77 today.
Posted: 6/8/10 at 8:47pm

YOU GO GIRL .... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A TALENTED LADY & JEWELRY DESIGNER ...

MAZEL TOV JOAN .....

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#15joan rivers turns 77 today.
Posted: 6/8/10 at 9:14pm

damn you, midwest, for beating me to it.


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#16joan rivers turns 77 today.
Posted: 6/8/10 at 9:37pm

Love her!


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Q
#17joan rivers turns 77 today.
Posted: 6/8/10 at 11:50pm

This still makes me laugh. A lot.

joan rivers turns 77 today.

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#18joan rivers turns 77 today.
Posted: 6/9/10 at 2:07pm

joan rivers turns 77 today.

There's a really good interview with Joan Rivers on NPR's Fresh Air. You can listen to it here...
Comedian Joan Rivers Is A Real 'Piece Of Work'

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#19joan rivers turns 77 today.
Posted: 6/10/10 at 4:10pm

lol@ Phyllis. good question.

she may have a face looking 50 years her junior, but she walks like she is a lot older

she is a survivor but i lost some respect when she was on CA.


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