Jobs I will NOT apply for!!! — Page 2
#27
Posted: 11/10/05 at 5:09pm
I wonder what the whale thinks when he sees a human penis...
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#28
Posted: 11/10/05 at 5:14pm
Tee hee. This reminds me of one of my favorite Golden Girl moments. (paraphrasing)
Rose: That's when I decided to take the bull by the horns.
Dorothy: You talked to your daughter about sex?
Rose: No, I took the bull by the horns to show her what makes a bull a bull and a cow a cow.
Dorothy: You're kidding, right?
Rose: Well, that's how my mother taught me.
Dorothy: But, honey. Didn't that give you a false impression of what to expect?
Rose: It sure did. Can you imagine how surprised I was on my honeymoon?
Dorothy: [laughs]
Rose: Boy, that bull would have been jealous.
Rose: That's when I decided to take the bull by the horns.
Dorothy: You talked to your daughter about sex?
Rose: No, I took the bull by the horns to show her what makes a bull a bull and a cow a cow.
Dorothy: You're kidding, right?
Rose: Well, that's how my mother taught me.
Dorothy: But, honey. Didn't that give you a false impression of what to expect?
Rose: It sure did. Can you imagine how surprised I was on my honeymoon?
Dorothy: [laughs]
Rose: Boy, that bull would have been jealous.
#29
Posted: 11/10/05 at 6:40pm
TheatreDiva, what is that supposed to mean? I'm just a naturally inquisitive person! 
(And the site I found the answer at didn't have any pictures.)
(And the site I found the answer at didn't have any pictures.)
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
Wanting life but never knowing how
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