Jobs I will NOT apply for!!!
Jobs I will NOT apply for!!!
#0Jobs I will NOT apply for!!!
Posted: 11/10/05 at 10:48am
oh my!
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It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
touchmeinthemorning
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/3/04
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 10:50am
That is frickin' amazing!
I'm so scared of heights, so that first one made me throw up in my mouth a little.
"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'"
-- unknown
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 10:53am
great...needed the laugh this morning. Thanks Elph.
Is this from Ebaum? I have not been able to open their page for the last day or so.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 11:06amOh my goodness! That's some craziness! You couldn't pay me enough to do any of those.
Di2
Broadway Star Joined: 11/18/04
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 11:52am
ewww...ewww ew....oh my god..i just threw up in my mouth too..
gag...
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 12:09pm
I swear the picture of the guys sitting at the computer is just like a situation I had. I was the guy on the right.
Obviously the last picture is AOL Tech Support.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 12:28pmnot sure where it's from doodle, a former customer in Florida sends me these things.....
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 12:33pmewwww to the elephant droppings one.
"It's the little things; the details, that distinguish the Barbra Streisands from the Rosalyn Kinds."~Gilmore Girls~
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 12:51pmThe first one is horrific for me to even imagine. I got dizzy just looking at the picture.
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 12:55pm
I'm not scared of heights, so the first one didn't really bother me.
But can you imagine trying to explain to someone that you give handjobs to whales for a living?!
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
Wanting life but never knowing how
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 12:57pmFrom what animal was that -- thing -- coming out of the water with the icebergs?
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 1:00pmThat whale pic reminds me of a Puerto Rican I dated for a while...
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 1:01pmWait-Is that a whale penis?
"They hear drums, we hear music."- Passion.
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 1:02pm
Ahhhh...a whale.
And I've been going out with a Puerto Rican for the last two weekends. And, um, yeah.
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 1:06pmyeah carolee. it took me a second to get that too. thought it was an arm of an octopus or something.
<--- the set of A Midsummer Night's Dream that I was assistant stage manager for during the 2007 season at the STNJ outdoor stage.
-Dre- You must remember all the same that at the crux of every game is knowing when it's time to leave the table... And it's important to be artful in your exit. No turning back, you must accept the con is done... It was a ball, it was a blast. And it's a shame it couldn't last. But every chapter has to end, you must agree.
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~Curtains~
It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest I go to, than I have ever known.
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
~Curtains~
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 1:08pmThey are, far and away, my favorite flavor. Now you see why! :)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 1:09pmWow, where do they keep that gigantic thing?
"They hear drums, we hear music."- Passion.
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 1:10pmIs that thing retractable? Is that why Shamu is always female, so little children aren't freaked out?
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 1:14pmThat's what I'm wondering too. Where would it retract to?
"They hear drums, we hear music."- Passion.
Updated On: 11/10/05 at 01:14 PM
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 1:19pm
It retracts into the slit seen behind it in the picture and stays under the blubber in their abdomen.
I looked it up.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
Updated On: 11/10/05 at 01:19 PM
Wanting life but never knowing how
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 1:22pmI'm fascinated and completely grossed out.
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 1:22pmLol, good to know. I was afraid to look it up, as 1 whale penis picture is enough for one day.
"They hear drums, we hear music."- Passion.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 1:45pmI knew Skittles would have looked it up....
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 2:07pmyou guys are cracking me up with this whole whale penis thing...
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
pndmnd
Broadway Star Joined: 4/3/04
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Posted: 11/10/05 at 3:14pm
The scary thing is that I actually knew about the whole whale thing and where it retracted to! Of course, that's because I used to want to be a marine biologist.
The heights picture didn't get to me so much, but both of the desk pictures made me claustrophobic just to look at them!! I really don't think I could work in either of those without have panic attacks!!
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