Josh needs a date, kids.
Josh needs a date, kids.
#0Josh needs a date, kids.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 12:55pmCome on, boys, make my day. :)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1re: Josh needs a date, kids.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 12:57pmaren't you Mr. Piano Bar? why can't you get a date?
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
#2re: Josh needs a date, kids.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 12:59pm
I'M CHEAP AND EASY!!! DO ME!!!!
Just kidding. Sorry to get your hopes up.
I hope you find a real date.
#3re: Josh needs a date, kids.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 12:59pm
I haven't been Mr. Piano Bar in *ages*. I haven't done anything for the past four months but work, rehearse, practice, and teach.
Besides, it was time for a new thread, and I'm bored at the office. *grin*
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#4re: Josh needs a date, kids.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:07pmMatt_G needs a date, too.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#5re: Josh needs a date, kids.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:13pmwe know...it's my turn, dammit!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#6re: Josh needs a date, kids.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:21pmFINE! Why don't we just go out together and kill two birds with one stone.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#7re: Josh needs a date, kids.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:21pm
Haven't we already discussed this, kitten? COME TO FREAKING NEW YORK. 
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#9re: Josh needs a date, kids.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:48pmoh, Nina, Nina, Nina...if ONLY you had a penis!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#10re: Josh needs a date, kids.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:53pmJosh--you look to be quite a cutie. Surely you aren't having that much trouble?? :)
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#12re: Josh needs a date, kids.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:54pmJosh you're right. I had forgotton about our date later in the year.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#14re: Josh needs a date, kids.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 2:00pm
aww@JRB. You are entirely too sweet :) And, while I *might* agree that I'm sort of not-hideous, you'd be surprised...I haven't been on a date in three months.
Hey, who told you about my prison fantasy? *grin* The handle is actually just a reference to where I went to school. (Although, I must say, the idea of being rough trade occasionally has its appeal...)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#15re: Josh needs a date, kids.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 2:14pmjailyard sounds awfully similar to jailbait. Coincidence? I think not. It never hurts to provide the illusion of youth (as long as you're not staying at Neverland Ranch.)
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#16re: Josh needs a date, kids.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 2:15pmOh please, Gym. Those "kids" at the ranch were all over 18.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
popcultureboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/03
#17re: Josh needs a date, kids.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 2:16pm18 months, anyway.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
Zola Q. LaPlaya
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#18re: Josh needs a date, kids.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 3:34pmCome on over, Jailer. I'll take care of ya.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#19re: Josh needs a date, kids.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 3:58pmOh, for the love of god, how I wish :)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Link Larkin Wanabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/04
#21re: Josh needs a date, kids.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 4:28pmOh Link, you may as well just give your manflower to jailyard (or me) now. You DON'T want to spend another ten years being the only 'straight' guy at your job, just to find yourself in the mens room whacking off to the new male dancer who was just hired.
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
Link Larkin Wanabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/04
#22re: Josh needs a date, kids.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 5:05pm
Gym,
well when you put it like that...
Hah...jk
Akiva
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
#23re: Josh needs a date, kids.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 5:45pm
hhey hey hey.. I have dibs on link larkin wannabe......
and some zola and midtown too! lol.
hmm... jailyard........
Zola Q. LaPlaya
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#24re: Josh needs a date, kids.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 9:03pmManflower???
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
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