Kill All Snakes

[Jim Colyer]

Posted: 12/30/13 at 4:13pm

Poisonous rattlesnakes
Coiled and ready to strike
In the Arizona desert
Hope you survive their bite

Kill All Snakes
Douse them in gasoline
Strike and throw the match
Fry them to smithereens
Kill All Snakes
Think of Indiana Jones
Man! I hate them vipers!
They're evil to the bone

In our zoos and nightmares
Boas and copperheads
Humans will never be safe
Until all snakes are dead

Kill All Snakes
Douse them in gasoline
Strike and throw the match
Fry them to smithereens
Kill All Snakes
Think of Indiana Jones
Man! I hate them vipers!
They're evil to the bone

bridge:
Animal rights people
Swearing snakes have souls
Will protest in the streets
Congress will pass laws

guitar

Roaming Asian jungles
Cobras, kraits and pythons
Squeezing unsuspecting natives
Slithering across the ground

Kill All Snakes
Douse them in gasoline
Strike and throw the match
Fry them to smithereens
Kill All Snakes
Think of Indiana Jones
Man! I hate them vipers!
They're evil to the bone

Jim Colyer


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[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 12/30/13 at 4:17pm

For once I agree with the pedophile racist.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 12/30/13 at 4:26pm

Is this a lesbian feminist anthem?

[Marianne2]

Posted: 12/30/13 at 4:43pm

I don't like poisonous snakes, but I like the little ribbon snakes.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 12/30/13 at 5:01pm

Assuming you like vermin such as rats and insects taking over the world, then that's a great idea.

[FishermanBob]

Posted: 12/30/13 at 5:14pm

And what of the Arizona Diamondbacks baseball team Jim? Do you advocate dousing them in gasoline and frying them to smithereens? They were just getting good too!

You know the snakes will probably hear about this song. They're pretty well networked. I'd watch where I step for the next few weeks if I were you.

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 12/30/13 at 11:23pm

"Do you advocate dousing them in gasoline and frying them to smithereens?"

Only the ones who do not look like him.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 12/31/13 at 12:23am

One can not fry something to smithereens. Snakes could be chopped to smithereens. Or blown up to smithereens. But they can not be fried to smithereens.