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#1

Kill All Snakes

Poisonous rattlesnakes
Coiled and ready to strike
In the Arizona desert
Hope you survive their bite

Kill All Snakes
Douse them in gasoline
Strike and throw the match
Fry them to smithereens
Kill All Snakes
Think of Indiana Jones
Man! I hate them vipers!
They're evil to the bone

In our zoos and nightmares
Boas and copperheads
Humans will never be safe
Until all snakes are dead

Kill All Snakes
Douse them in gasoline
Strike and throw the match
Fry them to smithereens
Kill All Snakes
Think of Indiana Jones
Man! I hate them vipers!
They're evil to the bone

bridge:
Animal rights people
Swearing snakes have souls
Will protest in the streets
Congress will pass laws

guitar

Roaming Asian jungles
Cobras, kraits and pythons
Squeezing unsuspecting natives
Slithering across the ground

Kill All Snakes
Douse them in gasoline
Strike and throw the match
Fry them to smithereens
Kill All Snakes
Think of Indiana Jones
Man! I hate them vipers!
They're evil to the bone

Jim Colyer


Jim Colyer girl album
#2

Kill All Snakes

For once I agree with the pedophile racist.
#3

Kill All Snakes

Is this a lesbian feminist anthem?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#4

Kill All Snakes

I don't like poisonous snakes, but I like the little ribbon snakes.
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005 "You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy. Ignored Users: suestorm, N2N Nate., Owen22, master bates
#5

Kill All Snakes

Assuming you like vermin such as rats and insects taking over the world, then that's a great idea.
#6

Kill All Snakes

And what of the Arizona Diamondbacks baseball team Jim? Do you advocate dousing them in gasoline and frying them to smithereens? They were just getting good too!

You know the snakes will probably hear about this song. They're pretty well networked. I'd watch where I step for the next few weeks if I were you.
#7

Kill All Snakes

"Do you advocate dousing them in gasoline and frying them to smithereens?"

Only the ones who do not look like him.
#8

Kill All Snakes

One can not fry something to smithereens. Snakes could be chopped to smithereens. Or blown up to smithereens. But they can not be fried to smithereens.
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