Kimberly Stewart to marry Laguna Beach's Talan

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Kimberly Stewart to marry Laguna Beach's Talan

Posted: 11/17/05 at 4:52pm

If you don't feel like reading the full article, it basically just says that Rod Stewarts daughter, the best friend of Paris Hilton, is engaged to Laguna Beach star Talan... they've been dating "several weeks"... I find this very funny! I give them two months tops!


http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1131527,00.html

Updated On: 11/17/05 at 04:52 PM

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re: Kimberly Stewart to marry Laguna Beach's Talan

Posted: 11/17/05 at 4:54pm

What's Laguna Beach?

And, on a sidenote, I think Kimberley Stewart is one of the most unattractive, famous-for-no-good-reason people I've ever seen.

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re: Kimberly Stewart to marry Laguna Beach's Talan

Posted: 11/17/05 at 4:56pm

Haha, I'd have to agree with you on that! Laguna Beach is a TV show on MTV that follows the lives of rich kids in California.

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re: Kimberly Stewart to marry Laguna Beach's Talan

Posted: 11/17/05 at 4:58pm

Is it another reality show? One would hope because you can never have too many.

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re: Kimberly Stewart to marry Laguna Beach's Talan

Posted: 11/17/05 at 4:59pm

Kimberly Stewart is way more useless than Paris Hilton.

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re: Kimberly Stewart to marry Laguna Beach's Talan

Posted: 11/17/05 at 5:00pm

On the Paris/Paris break-up thread, I think I said something along the lines that I couldn't imagine two people in the world about whom I could care less.

You proved me wrong today.

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re: Kimberly Stewart to marry Laguna Beach's Talan

Posted: 11/17/05 at 5:04pm

So did she replace Ritchie on the friend list? This is the first that I have heard her associated with Hilton. She was on that spoiled rich cattle drive with Gastineax and Quinn and a bunch of other star's kids. Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Even if it is just passed down.

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Updated On: 11/17/05 at 05:04 PM

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re: Kimberly Stewart to marry Laguna Beach's Talan

Posted: 11/17/05 at 5:10pm

I HATE that show, but it can be addicting. Still I don't think it's a good show for young people to watch.

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re: Kimberly Stewart to marry Laguna Beach's Talan

Posted: 11/17/05 at 5:10pm

I'm just so incredibly indifferent to these people. I have no clue why I'm even posting on here because I do not care. Well, I do care to the extent that these little heiresses have such a sense of entitlement and it really disgusts me, but, other than that, I hear their names and fall asleep.

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#10

re: Kimberly Stewart to marry Laguna Beach's Talan

Posted: 11/17/05 at 5:11pm

She was also known as the catty turd who went on record saying she likes people like Jennifer Aniston because she's so homely. Aniston said in Vanity Fair that she heard that comment and that despite knowing better, it ruined the rest of her night. She also made some tasteless joke about "What has three legs and lives in a farm? Paul McCartney and Heather Mills."

Bitch!

ETA: Oh, I just realized the People article mentioned the Aniston comment.

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Updated On: 11/17/05 at 05:11 PM

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re: Kimberly Stewart to marry Laguna Beach's Talan

Posted: 11/17/05 at 5:17pm

I wish I was homely like Jennifer Aniston.

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#12

re: Kimberly Stewart to marry Laguna Beach's Talan

Posted: 11/17/05 at 6:26pm

Ha, I don't even think they will last two months. They both seem to be in love with themselves, vapid, spoiled, etc.

Laguna Beach is supposedly reality television, but I am sure they stage some of it. It's so bad you can't help, but watch. It does have some good background music though.

#13

re: Kimberly Stewart to marry Laguna Beach's Talan

Posted: 11/17/05 at 6:51pm

Wait...Talan is like 19. And they've been dating a few weeks. Why on earth do they think this is a good idea? Why is Hollywood trying to get married so young?

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re: Kimberly Stewart to marry Laguna Beach's Talan

Posted: 11/17/05 at 10:06pm

that's not going to last too long

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re: Kimberly Stewart to marry Laguna Beach's Talan

Posted: 11/18/05 at 11:07am

"And, on a sidenote, I think Kimberley Stewart is one of the most unattractive, famous-for-no-good-reason people I've ever seen. "---agreed

"I wish I was homely like Jennifer Aniston." --everyone does, including Kimberley Stewart.

Bottom line, this is a publicity stunt and Kimberley Stewart is a skank.

#16

re: Kimberly Stewart to marry Laguna Beach's Talan

Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:16pm

Hmm, well said, Wendy, my friend. In all honesty, I think Stewart is mighty horsey-looking. Not that looks matter.

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#17

re: Kimberly Stewart to marry Laguna Beach's Talan

Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:31pm

If it means anything, I think her daddy is pretty gross, too.

As for her? I've never seen her or heard of her before.

#18

re: Kimberly Stewart to marry Laguna Beach's Talan

Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:38pm

Isn't she a model? (By "model," I mean crackwhore-who-needs-a-sandwich-with-extra-mayo-and-a-governmentally-imposed-six-month-period-of-celibacy.)

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