LIZA: "I'm sick of sex."

[PalJoey]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 11:00am

MINNELLI: 'I'M SICK OF SEX'

Legendary performer LIZA MINNELLI has declared she is through with sex and just wants to find a partner who is kind and has some integrity. Minnelli split from fourth husband, producer DAVID GEST in 2003 and their divorce is still pending, so the singer insists she won't be racing back down the aisle anytime soon. She explains, "Look at my track record - I have good taste in friends and lousy taste in husbands." The 60-year-old, who has survived addiction problems and two hip replacements, is cautious when it comes to her love life She admits she's "seeing a couple of people" but insists, "I'm sick of sex! I don't give a rat's a**! I care about integrity and kindness." Although Minnelli admits to having some regrets over the years she adds, "They're not enough to slow me down. There's too much to look forward to."
31/03/2006 03:04

[Garland Grrrl]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 11:12am

actually, what she said is, "I'm shick of shex!"

[Kitzarina]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 11:12am

Garland Grrrl, you deserve some sort of prize for that one.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 11:14am

Brava!

And "I don't give a rat'sh ash."

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 11:14am

That...is hysterical, GG.

I think that wedding face lick from Guest did her in.

[Michael Bennett]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 11:17am

How can she be sick of it? The last time she had it was in 1978...

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 11:18am

Doodle, I think that wedding lick did us all in!!

THANKS, DOODLE!!

Updated On: 3/31/06 at 11:18 AM

[Garland Grrrl]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 11:27am

lizha is shick of shex with boysh.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 11:31am

Okay, Dottie...she's back for ya

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 11:32am

lizha is shick of shex with GAY boysh.

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 11:57am

gay boyz with bad faesh lifshts.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta2]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 12:07pm

You are all impershonating her schpeech patternsh. Your computer schcreens musht be shoaking wet with shpit by by now.

[Garland Grrrl]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 12:18pm

no, but my heart is all sloppy and huggy. talking like liza makes me want to tell everyone they're just aces.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 12:42pm

So she's basically sending out a call to all the gigolos in the world saying, "You don't have to do it with me to get my money."

Updated On: 3/31/06 at 12:42 PM

[PalJoey]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 12:54pm

That's sweet, Goth, but I don't think her problem has ever been "gigolos."

[Mother's Younger Brother]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 12:57pm

This is the funniest thread I've seen in WEEKS.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 1:00pm

Thatsh weeksh!

[Garland Grrrl]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 1:06pm

Shweetie, will ya light me up? You're terriff! Did I evuh tell ya that? HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!! What?!

Hey did ya hear the one about the mushical theater major from Arishona? Ah HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA!!

[PalJoey]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 1:10pm

Did I ever tell you I work with retarded children? Just like Bette Midler--but she'sh SHO funny! She'sh hyshterical! Ah HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA!!

[WOSQ]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 2:44pm

All this talk of her lack-of-a-sex-life reminds me of a number, a rather LARGE number of stories that made the rounds in the Studio 54 days. She was an urban legend to be mild.

She was 'popular' in a particular way, several particular ways in fact, just not with her gay husbands.

She was even portrayed fictionally (albeit barely) in a monumentally awful 70s Hollywood novel written by Dominick Dunne called The Users Part II. The character was a nymphomaniac. (Wouldn't Dr. Freud be pleased?)

Note well: I have not used her name in this post. It could be anyone that Dominick Dunne wrote about. I have even tried to be subtle.

[Garland Grrrl]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 3:15pm

Fellash, didja see me on Larry? When the kid callsh in and shesh, "i'm a mushical theater major from arishona..." ? well, honey i'm tellin' ya -- it was jimmy carusho!!!! i did a shpit take worthy of uncle tonoosh.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 3:49pm

Doesh that make me a leshbian, do ya think? Shome of my besht friendsh are leshbiansh. They're terrRIIIfic!

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 3:51pm

Awwww - too bad Carol Channing fell off that wagon - they would have made a cute couple.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 11:56pm

GG--you're priceless...an Uncle Tonoose reference, in Lizaese!

[Kringas]

Posted: 3/31/06 at 11:59pm

Man, I should have opened this thread earlier. I bow down to Garland Grrrl. That's funny schit.