LOL! Fox News: Universal health care breeds terrorists.

[mejusthavingfun]

Posted: 7/6/07 at 10:11am

Fox News: Universal health care breeds terrorists.

Today on Fox News’s Your World With Neil Cavuto, National Review Online columnist Jerry Bowyer attacked Michael Moore’s movie SiCKO and its positive portrayal of the health care in countries such as Britain and France. He argued that national health care systems are breeding grounds for terrorists because they are “bureaucratic.” “I think the terrorists have shown over and over again…they’re very good at gaming the system with bureaucracies,” said Bowyer.


Bowyer also claimed that in the United States, “if one of your doctors is spending all the time online reading Osama bin Laden fatwas, someone’s going to notice that.”



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[romantico]

Posted: 7/6/07 at 10:17am

Yet Fox News at the same time Praises the movie by giving it a glowing review and calls it one the years best.That's the dumbest argument I've seen outside the infamous, "We fight them over there so that we don't have to fight them here." Unreal!

Updated On: 7/6/07 at 10:17 AM

[Calvin]

Posted: 7/6/07 at 10:39am

Bowyer also claimed that in the United States, “if one of your doctors is spending all the time online reading Osama bin Laden fatwas, someone’s going to notice that.”

What? I don't even get that at all. I mean, when I see a doctor, he's in the room with me all of five minutes, usually. The nurse does everything else, he pokes and prods a few spots and writes out a prescription. As for what he's doing on his computer, he could be watching Gumby/Pokey slash porn for all I know.

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 7/6/07 at 10:50am

Well, think about it. If we don't give health care to everyone, the poor people will die and we all know that poor people=terrorists. So, once all they are gone, we will only have the middle class and the rich folks and the world will be a happier place without those smelly poor ones.

You can't argue with that logic, my friends.

[SeanMartin]

Posted: 7/6/07 at 11:44am

But who's gonna do the laundry and maid service?

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 7/6/07 at 12:23pm

Aw, ****, I hadn't thought of thought, SeanMartin. Maybe we can keep a few poor folks around, in chains, of course, and let them service us. Although they may be able to create terrorist bombs out of the ordinary household chemicals that they will have access to. Damn...

[Chevstriss]

Posted: 7/6/07 at 12:28pm

***But who's gonna do the laundry and maid service?***

Robots. The robots are ready any day now. Big Scary Robots.

[Auggie27]

Posted: 7/6/07 at 12:46pm

Never forget, to Fox News, our real enemy is France. Too well-read, too thin, too interested in "gray" thinking, too questioning, too unimpressed with our American exceptionalism ...just, well, too *French.*

Updated On: 7/6/07 at 12:46 PM

[romantico]

Posted: 7/6/07 at 2:35pm