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LaeloftheLakes
#175LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 2:23am

*jaw drops* I'm not sharing you! If you get a monopoly on my ovaries, I think I should get one on your sperm!


"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.

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CATSNYrevival
#176LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 2:29am

woah... can I get one of those too???

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LaeloftheLakes
#177LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 2:36am

No!


*growls*

Mine! What if I want to have gay Aussie kids someday??


"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.

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paradox_error
#178LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 2:37am

Darling, you know I love you, but you are a woman.

The role of a woman is to save her ovaries for one man.

The role of a man is to find as many semen depositories as he can! Updated On: 1/24/05 at 02:37 AM

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CATSNYrevival
#179LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 2:48am

honey, my a$s is the world...

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paradox_error
#180LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 2:52am

or at least a depository...

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LaeloftheLakes
#181LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 2:54am

*pouts*

Stupid genetics.


"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.

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paradox_error
#182LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 3:20am

Yes.

You did get the rough end of the stick...

Having an |< instead of an |> must be very unfortunate!

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CATSNYrevival
#183LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 3:29am

I would understand having a |< instead of a ===3 but a |< instead of an |> I just don't get... Updated On: 1/24/05 at 03:29 AM

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paradox_error
#184LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 3:29am

OOOH LOOK!

|< -8

They're going to procreate!

Someone give them a marriage licence!

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paradox_error
#185LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 3:38am

Well the average Pussy is 8 inches.

The average Penis is 6 inches.

Wouldn't the |< be at least a similar size to the |> or -8?

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wildcat
#186LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 8:37am

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I bought tickets to see "Sideways" but this must be "Kinsey".....

(EXITS HURRIEDLY)

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LaeloftheLakes
#187LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 12:46pm

Um.


Well.


Heh.


"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.

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Phantom Chicken
#188LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 12:57pm

It's ok...I can find other ovas to use...


"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

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LaeloftheLakes
#189LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 12:58pm

Well, hon, you've got some kind of dibs on my boobs, if that makes you feel better. Doxy sure has no use for them.


"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.

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Phantom Chicken
#190LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 1:00pm

yes!

I OFFICIALLY claim your boobs!


"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

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LaeloftheLakes
#191LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 1:05pm

*blush*

Is there any part of my body I get to keep, by the way?


"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.

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Phantom Chicken
#192LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 1:08pm

ur fingers?


"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

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LaeloftheLakes
#193LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 1:09pm

Hey, don't knock them! Hours of fun, my friend...


"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.

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Phantom Chicken
#194LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 1:10pm

lol

you feet

i hate feet


"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

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LaeloftheLakes
#195LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 1:14pm

Yay! I have pretty feet.


"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.

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Phantom Chicken
#196LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 1:16pm

lol

to me, there is no such thing...


"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

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LaeloftheLakes
#197LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 1:19pm

As pretty feet?


"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.

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Phantom Chicken
#198LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 1:19pm

yes, as pretty feet


"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

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LaeloftheLakes
#199LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!
Posted: 1/24/05 at 1:22pm

How sad. All feet should be pretty.


"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.


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