Lael is a Renaissance Goddess — Page 8

#176

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 2:23am

*jaw drops* I'm not sharing you! If you get a monopoly on my ovaries, I think I should get one on your sperm!

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"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

#177

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 2:29am

woah... can I get one of those too???

#178

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 2:36am

No!


*growls*

Mine! What if I want to have gay Aussie kids someday??

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"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

#179

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 2:37am

Darling, you know I love you, but you are a woman.

The role of a woman is to save her ovaries for one man.

The role of a man is to find as many semen depositories as he can!

Updated On: 1/24/05 at 02:37 AM

#180

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 2:48am

honey, my a$s is the world...

#181

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 2:52am

or at least a depository...

#182

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 2:54am

*pouts*

Stupid genetics.

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"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

#183

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 3:20am

Yes.

You did get the rough end of the stick...

Having an |< instead of an |> must be very unfortunate!

#184

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 3:29am

I would understand having a |< instead of a ===3 but a |< instead of an |> I just don't get...

Updated On: 1/24/05 at 03:29 AM

#185

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 3:29am

OOOH LOOK!

|< -8

They're going to procreate!

Someone give them a marriage licence!

#186

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 3:38am

Well the average Pussy is 8 inches.

The average Penis is 6 inches.

Wouldn't the |< be at least a similar size to the |> or -8?

#187

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 8:37am

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I bought tickets to see "Sideways" but this must be "Kinsey".....

(EXITS HURRIEDLY)

#188

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 12:46pm

Um.


Well.


Heh.

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"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

#189

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 12:57pm

It's ok...I can find other ovas to use...

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

#190

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 12:58pm

Well, hon, you've got some kind of dibs on my boobs, if that makes you feel better. Doxy sure has no use for them.

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"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

#191

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 1:00pm

yes!

I OFFICIALLY claim your boobs!

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

#192

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 1:05pm

*blush*

Is there any part of my body I get to keep, by the way?

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"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

#193

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 1:08pm

ur fingers?

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

#194

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 1:09pm

Hey, don't knock them! Hours of fun, my friend...

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"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

#195

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 1:10pm

lol

you feet

i hate feet

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

#196

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 1:14pm

Yay! I have pretty feet.

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"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

#197

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 1:16pm

lol

to me, there is no such thing...

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

#198

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 1:19pm

As pretty feet?

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"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

#199

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 1:19pm

yes, as pretty feet

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

#200

LAEL IS A RENAISSANCE GODDESS!!!

Posted: 1/24/05 at 1:22pm

How sad. All feet should be pretty.

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"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.