OMG...Touch...priceless! Where've you been?
Addy, will you run to be my Senator?
And, bway...the Weekly World News will run your announcement only if you also give birth to an alien. Sorry, kid!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation."
PRS