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Gothampc
#1Left Handed Underwear
Posted: 9/25/09 at 2:24pm

Finally, left handed men don't have so far to reach.

A British store is launching a line of underpants for left-handed men, an innovation it says will save them both time and embarrassment in front of the porcelain.

The new line, by UK-based Hom, will have a horizontal opening instead of a vertical slit accessed from the right-hand side, breaking a tradition that has lasted for 75 years.
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tazber
#2re: Left Handed Underwear
Posted: 9/25/09 at 2:26pm

Ned Flanders came up with this idea years ago.

Love the pic on the link though. lol


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Broadwayboobs
#2re: Left Handed Underwear
Posted: 9/25/09 at 2:33pm

I don't know how left handed men have lived up until now. Now we won't have to wait so long at theater restrooms for left handed men to finish up at the urinals.


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Reginald Tresilian
#3re: Left Handed Underwear
Posted: 9/25/09 at 2:37pm

I guess I'll have to stop asking a right-hander to help me out at the urinal.

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Reginald Tresilian
#4re: Left Handed Underwear
Posted: 9/25/09 at 2:40pm

I'm also going to be less popular with the people standing to my left than I used to be.

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StockardFan
#5re: Left Handed Underwear
Posted: 9/25/09 at 2:41pm

LOL, Reg!

I had no idea this was even a problem!


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clever name
#6re: Left Handed Underwear
Posted: 9/25/09 at 2:49pm

Tazber, I thought of Ned Flanders, too!

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xoangel2789xo
#7re: Left Handed Underwear
Posted: 9/25/09 at 3:14pm

I'm a lefty, but this never occured to me.

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uncageg
#8re: Left Handed Underwear
Posted: 9/25/09 at 3:45pm

I am a lefty also and never knew this was a problem. How much do you want to make a bet that the next story we hear is that left handed people are having problems with the new underwear because they are so used to the old/regular ones. There will probably be classes formed to learn how to adapt to the new design.


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Reginald Tresilian
#9re: Left Handed Underwear
Posted: 9/25/09 at 4:13pm

Yeah, I've never had a problem getting my d*ck out of my pants, either.

(Keeping it in my pants, on the other hand . . . )

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TheatreDiva90016
#10re: Left Handed Underwear
Posted: 9/25/09 at 4:29pm

""but it's the major breakthrough that many have been waiting for."


Really?! Was this what I was waiting for?

I would have had no idea.


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javero
#11re: Left Handed Underwear
Posted: 9/25/09 at 4:42pm

I'm ambidexterous. I learned to pull out with either hand though I prefer one hand over the other when it comes to handling product. Actually, there could be an added bonus if a left-handed wearer of these drawers dresses left. Or maybe not, lemme think about that for a moment because there are a few variables to consider.

Some fairways are dogleg left or right.


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blaxx
#12re: Left Handed Underwear
Posted: 9/25/09 at 4:46pm

I didn't know that kind of underwear still existed.

I use something that you can handle either way:

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orangeskittles
#13re: Left Handed Underwear
Posted: 9/25/09 at 5:10pm

I'll be impressed when they find a way to make using the restroom as easy as a flick of the wrist for a woman wearing nylons, a pencil skirt and heels.


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BDrischBDemented
#14re: Left Handed Underwear
Posted: 9/25/09 at 5:12pm

I really didn't know people used the flies that much. I've never used mine.


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Weez
#15re: Left Handed Underwear
Posted: 9/25/09 at 5:19pm

Wow. The images you guys have put in my head have led me to finally get over that years-long unrequited crush I had. Thank the lord he's left-handed, otherwise I'd still be pining away for him even now!

Any time I can return the favour, like perhaps I can describe the sensation of menstruating or something, just lemme know. :P


Updated On: 9/25/09 at 05:19 PM

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StockardFan
#16re: Left Handed Underwear
Posted: 9/25/09 at 6:44pm

WEEZ!!!

Reg, you are so feisty today!


KFTC!!!!!

Jon
#17re: Left Handed Underwear
Posted: 9/25/09 at 6:57pm

I'm left handed, and have NEVER used the fly/flap/slot/whatever.

Is it that difficult to actually pull down the front of your BVD's?

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Marquise
#18re: Left Handed Underwear
Posted: 9/26/09 at 2:43am

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Does not believe in underwear....PERIOD.

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StockardFan
#19re: Left Handed Underwear
Posted: 9/26/09 at 1:34pm

I don't believe in underwear for him either.


KFTC!!!!!

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TheatreFan4
#20re: Left Handed Underwear
Posted: 9/26/09 at 1:45pm

When I pee it's always pants & underwear down to the floor & holding my shirt up so I don't pee on it.

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