#76
Posted: 12/15/04 at 9:17am
Must... control... self.
Ignoring... "hump"...
Ignoring... "hump"...
Hamlet's father.
"Let's Have Some Fun" — Page 4
#77
Posted: 12/15/04 at 9:25am
Oh, go ahead. You know you want to.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#78
Posted: 12/15/04 at 9:28am
A note from e.e.cummings:
e.e. cummings - the way to hump a cow is not...
the way to hump a cow is not
to get yourself a stool
but draw a line around the spot
and call it beautifool
to multiply because and why
dividing thens by nows
and adding and(i understand)
is hows to hump a cows
the way to hump a cow is not
to elevate your tool
but drop a penny in the slot
and bellow like a bool
to lay a wreath from ancient greath
on insulated brows
(while tossing boms at uncle toms
is hows to hump a cows
the way to hump a cow is not
to push and then to pull
but practicing the art of swot
to preach the golden rull
to vote for me(all decent mem
and wonens will allows
which if they don't to hell with them)
is hows to hump a cows
e.e. cummings - the way to hump a cow is not...
the way to hump a cow is not
to get yourself a stool
but draw a line around the spot
and call it beautifool
to multiply because and why
dividing thens by nows
and adding and(i understand)
is hows to hump a cows
the way to hump a cow is not
to elevate your tool
but drop a penny in the slot
and bellow like a bool
to lay a wreath from ancient greath
on insulated brows
(while tossing boms at uncle toms
is hows to hump a cows
the way to hump a cow is not
to push and then to pull
but practicing the art of swot
to preach the golden rull
to vote for me(all decent mem
and wonens will allows
which if they don't to hell with them)
is hows to hump a cows
Hamlet's father.
Updated On: 12/15/04 at 09:28 AM
#79
Posted: 12/15/04 at 9:33am
one good poem deserves another...
e.e. cummings - the boys i mean are not refined
the boys i mean are not refined
they go with girls who buck and bite
they do not give a **** for luck
they hump them thirteen times a night
one hangs a hat upon her tit
one carves a cross on her behind
they do not give a **** for wit
the boys i mean are not refined
they come with girls who bite and buck
who cannot read and cannot write
who laugh like they would fall apart
and masturbate with dynamite
the boys i mean are not refined
they cannot chat of that and this
they do not give a fart for art
they kill like you would take a piss
they speak whatever's on their mind
they do whatever's in their pants
the boys i mean are not refined
they shake the mountains when they dance
e.e. cummings - the boys i mean are not refined
the boys i mean are not refined
they go with girls who buck and bite
they do not give a **** for luck
they hump them thirteen times a night
one hangs a hat upon her tit
one carves a cross on her behind
they do not give a **** for wit
the boys i mean are not refined
they come with girls who bite and buck
who cannot read and cannot write
who laugh like they would fall apart
and masturbate with dynamite
the boys i mean are not refined
they cannot chat of that and this
they do not give a fart for art
they kill like you would take a piss
they speak whatever's on their mind
they do whatever's in their pants
the boys i mean are not refined
they shake the mountains when they dance
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#80
Posted: 12/15/04 at 9:35am
note: poem selected because it contains the word of the day: hump.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#81
Posted: 12/15/04 at 9:36am
One of my favorite and most "let's have some fun" things to do, is to hang out with robbiej!
#82
Posted: 12/15/04 at 9:37am
As a metaphor for soldiers at war... such a moving piece. And yet so dirty on the surface... And such a place to hang your hat.
Hamlet's father.
#84
Posted: 12/15/04 at 9:39am
New Years resolution: more robbiej!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#86
Posted: 12/15/04 at 10:42am
For fun...
There's this little pub the music students like to hang out in. I was once there three times in 24 hours.
Rehearsals take up a lot of time. Enough said.
Actually, I really don't have that much free time in school. I'm more inclined to hit up the pubs than the clubs if I have a night off, although I'm no stranger to the clubs either.
When I have a few days free I like to go home and see the BF...
There's this little pub the music students like to hang out in. I was once there three times in 24 hours.
Rehearsals take up a lot of time. Enough said.
Actually, I really don't have that much free time in school. I'm more inclined to hit up the pubs than the clubs if I have a night off, although I'm no stranger to the clubs either.
When I have a few days free I like to go home and see the BF...
#87
Posted: 12/15/04 at 11:26am
I agree...more robbiej in 2005!!!!!
Ya know...a lot of you folks are just big bores!!!
Where are the stories about doing drugs with strangers in the bathroom of a bar! What a way to connect with others!
Sex on a webcam!
Watersports!!!!
Let's here it, ya big party hounds!!!!
Ya know...a lot of you folks are just big bores!!!
Where are the stories about doing drugs with strangers in the bathroom of a bar! What a way to connect with others!
Sex on a webcam!
Watersports!!!!
Let's here it, ya big party hounds!!!!
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#88
Posted: 12/15/04 at 11:31am
I'm assuming you mean 'marco polo' and waterpolo, robert.
Hamlet's father.
#89
Posted: 12/15/04 at 12:00pm
pool toys!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#90
Posted: 12/15/04 at 12:14pm
Have you ever played with one of those inflatible bananas?
Hamlet's father.
#91
Posted: 12/15/04 at 12:17pm
And don't you just love the noodles?
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#92
Posted: 12/15/04 at 12:48pm
I like doing laps.
Who's up for some web-cam sex?
Who's up for some web-cam sex?
Hamlet's father.
#93
Posted: 12/15/04 at 12:48pm
Oh...um...yeah...right.
That's what I meant.
That's what I meant.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#94
Posted: 12/15/04 at 12:49pm
I like doing laps, too. Back and forth and back and forth and...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#95
Posted: 12/15/04 at 12:56pm
I like diving more. Smoothly parting the surface of the water... Plunging through the cool surface... What? Who? :)
Robbiej, you are a bad, bad man... how many of those things in your list have you done?
Robbiej, you are a bad, bad man... how many of those things in your list have you done?
Hamlet's father.
#96
Posted: 12/15/04 at 12:57pm
*Addy fans herself*
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#97
Posted: 12/15/04 at 12:58pm
I think I need to go have one right now.
Hamlet's father.
#98
Posted: 12/15/04 at 1:00pm
A dive?
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#99
Posted: 12/15/04 at 1:01pm
Yes, I'm gonna take a nice long dive.
Hamlet's father.
#100
Posted: 12/15/04 at 1:01pm
Hope you have a big splash at the end!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
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