Lies My Parents Told Me
Lies My Parents Told Me
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#0Lies My Parents Told Me
Posted: 4/5/05 at 3:58pmFat people are ALWAYS Jolly.
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#1re: Lies My Parents Told Me
Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:01pmGetting a college education will get you a better job.
#2re: Lies My Parents Told Me
Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:01pm
Sticks and Stones...
#3re: Lies My Parents Told Me
Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:02pmJewish people are of the devil
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#4re: Lies My Parents Told Me
Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:04pmThings will turn out OK and you will not need to commit suicide. (Oh, that was Marsha Norman.)
#5re: Lies My Parents Told Me
Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:11pmI could succeed in anything I do
#7re: Lies My Parents Told Me
Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:14pmSmile and be yourself and everyone will like you!
#8re: Lies My Parents Told Me
Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:16pm
If I ate the crusts of my sandwiches I would get blonde curly hair.
(I had a crush on Schroeder from the Peanuts comics at the time)
#9re: Lies My Parents Told Me
Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:17pm
I was talented/better than others
Thought that may still be true in some cases - man, what a letdown it was when I found out the truth!
#10re: Lies My Parents Told Me
Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:18pm
Caring too much about people only leads to heartache.
Now, I know it can be true sometimes, but what an awful way to live.
ponine24601
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/03
#11re: Lies My Parents Told Me
Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:23pm
If you make conversation first when meeting people, they will become your friends instantly.
yeah that totally happened. *rolls eyes*
#12re: Lies My Parents Told Me
Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:26pmYour father and I were just wrestling... with our clothes off.
#15re: Lies My Parents Told Me
Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:31pm
"your face will freeze like that"
Feodor Sverdlov
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/21/04
#16re: Lies My Parents Told Me
Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:40pmAh, my parents never lied to me! Not fair!!!
pattifan2
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/12/04
#17re: Lies My Parents Told Me
Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:40pmAndyHardy - My parents told me that eating the crusts on sandwiches put hairs on your chest! Surely they couldn't both be right?
#18re: Lies My Parents Told Me
Posted: 4/5/05 at 5:38pm
Patti, well, I have hair on my chest -- but no blonde curls. How about you?
Perhaps your parents WERE telling the truth and mine were the liars.
Joshua488
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/29/04
#19re: Lies My Parents Told Me
Posted: 4/5/05 at 5:42pm
Drinking coffee stunts your growth.
Yeah, okay. At 6'3", I'm the tallest person in my immediate family. Now, would you be a lamb and pass me my latte?
Updated On: 4/5/05 at 05:42 PM
cabarethed
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/5/03
#20re: Lies My Parents Told Me
Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:34pm
Just ignore them, and they won't give you any problems.
Mmhmm.
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#21re: Lies My Parents Told Me
Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:53pmEat your dinner because children in Europe are starving. I alwaya wanted to know how eating my dinner would help that.
#22re: Lies My Parents Told Me
Posted: 4/5/05 at 9:37pmStop that, It will make you go blind
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#23re: Lies My Parents Told Me
Posted: 4/5/05 at 9:40pmNever let a boy touch you or you will get pregnant
Pinky
Broadway Star Joined: 3/31/04
#24re: Lies My Parents Told Me
Posted: 4/5/05 at 9:42pmbrown cows make chocolate milk
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