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#1

Lies My Parents Told Me

Posted: 4/5/05 at 3:58pm

Fat people are ALWAYS Jolly.
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#2

re: Lies My Parents Told Me

Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:01pm

Getting a college education will get you a better job.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#3

re: Lies My Parents Told Me

Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:01pm

Sticks and Stones...

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
#4

re: Lies My Parents Told Me

Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:02pm

Jewish people are of the devil
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#5

re: Lies My Parents Told Me

Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:04pm

Things will turn out OK and you will not need to commit suicide. (Oh, that was Marsha Norman.)
#8

re: Lies My Parents Told Me

Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:14pm

Smile and be yourself and everyone will like you!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#9

re: Lies My Parents Told Me

Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:16pm

If I ate the crusts of my sandwiches I would get blonde curly hair.

(I had a crush on Schroeder from the Peanuts comics at the time)
"ubiquitous"
#10

re: Lies My Parents Told Me

Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:17pm

I was talented/better than others

Thought that may still be true in some cases - man, what a letdown it was when I found out the truth!
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#11

re: Lies My Parents Told Me

Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:18pm

Caring too much about people only leads to heartache.

Now, I know it can be true sometimes, but what an awful way to live.
"You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don't make money your goal. Instead, pursue the things you love doing, and do them so well that people can't take their eyes off you." - Maya Angelou
#12

re: Lies My Parents Told Me

Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:23pm

If you make conversation first when meeting people, they will become your friends instantly.



yeah that totally happened. *rolls eyes*
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions." ~The one and only John Lennon
#13

re: Lies My Parents Told Me

Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:26pm

Your father and I were just wrestling... with our clothes off.
#16

re: Lies My Parents Told Me

Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:31pm

"your face will freeze like that"

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#17

re: Lies My Parents Told Me

Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:40pm

Ah, my parents never lied to me! Not fair!!!
scooter3843
#18

re: Lies My Parents Told Me

Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:40pm

AndyHardy - My parents told me that eating the crusts on sandwiches put hairs on your chest! Surely they couldn't both be right?
...fragment of the day...
#19

re: Lies My Parents Told Me

Posted: 4/5/05 at 5:38pm

Patti, well, I have hair on my chest -- but no blonde curls. How about you?

Perhaps your parents WERE telling the truth and mine were the liars.
"ubiquitous"
#20

re: Lies My Parents Told Me

Posted: 4/5/05 at 5:42pm

Drinking coffee stunts your growth.

Yeah, okay. At 6'3", I'm the tallest person in my immediate family. Now, would you be a lamb and pass me my latte?

Updated On: 4/5/05 at 05:42 PM

#21

re: Lies My Parents Told Me

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:34pm

Just ignore them, and they won't give you any problems.

Mmhmm.
#22

re: Lies My Parents Told Me

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:53pm

Eat your dinner because children in Europe are starving. I alwaya wanted to know how eating my dinner would help that.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#23

re: Lies My Parents Told Me

Posted: 4/5/05 at 9:37pm

Stop that, It will make you go blind
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#24

re: Lies My Parents Told Me

Posted: 4/5/05 at 9:40pm

Never let a boy touch you or you will get pregnant
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#25

re: Lies My Parents Told Me

Posted: 4/5/05 at 9:42pm

brown cows make chocolate milk
Penn State Forever!!!!

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