[Natalie, a secretary, is greeting the Prime Minister]
Natalie: Hello, David. I mean "sir". Sh*t, I can't believe I've just said that. Oh, and now I've gone and said "sh*t" - twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
Prime Minister: It's fine, it's fine. You could've said "f*ck", and then we'd have been in real trouble.
Natalie: Thank you, sir. I did have an awful premonition that I was going to f*ck up on the first day. Oh, piss-it!
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas