LuPone Writing Autobiography
#2
Posted: 6/17/08 at 9:13pm
o fabulous
Omg how freakin HAlarious is Clinton Kelly from WNTW????
#3
Posted: 6/17/08 at 9:23pm
Is it too early for pre-sales? Sign me up!
#4
Posted: 6/17/08 at 9:49pm
LOL.
Why do I anticipate a few Kathleen Turner-esque law suits on the horizon?
Why do I anticipate a few Kathleen Turner-esque law suits on the horizon?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#5
Posted: 6/17/08 at 10:08pm
I think it should be called SHUT UP: The Patti LuPone Story
"I have this mental image of Patti barreling down the street and pushing tourists out of her way." -colleen_lee
#6
Posted: 6/17/08 at 10:09pm
I think it should be called "I'm Evita, and You're Not."
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#7
Posted: 6/17/08 at 10:12pm
She said her working title was "And Never Work for Scale"...
#8
Posted: 6/17/08 at 10:14pm
Oh, that'll sell books.
"Scale?"
Most people will think it's a diet book.
"Scale?"
Most people will think it's a diet book.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#10
Posted: 6/17/08 at 10:24pm
It's the name "LuPone" that will sell the books. The title can be anything.
Anyone who has been in a union will understand the word "scale".
Anyone who has been in a union will understand the word "scale".
#11
Posted: 6/17/08 at 11:48pm
i think she should title the book, "Life Goes On"
#12
Posted: 6/18/08 at 1:12am
I LOVE everyone's suggestions for titles. As for the book itself....sweet!!!
Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. It should all be bigger than life.- Bette Davis
#14
Posted: 6/18/08 at 4:35pm
"Everything's Coming Up Patti."
One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
#16
Posted: 6/18/08 at 6:24pm
I told her it should just be called:
"For Me"
"For Me"
#17
Posted: 6/18/08 at 6:26pm
Frankly, I'm partial to:
I WAS CORKY'S MOM
I WAS CORKY'S MOM
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#18
Posted: 6/18/08 at 10:47pm
"Patti Cakes-"
Or the Real story of "The Baker's Wife"
Patti and Her "Beefs"
"Hi Dolls"
or what to call your fans when u don't want to remember names..
and finally "Andrew Lloyd Webber, KISS MY TONY!!!"
Or the Real story of "The Baker's Wife"
Patti and Her "Beefs"
"Hi Dolls"
or what to call your fans when u don't want to remember names..
and finally "Andrew Lloyd Webber, KISS MY TONY!!!"
#19
Posted: 6/18/08 at 11:41pm
"Don't Cry for Me, Andrew Lloyd Webber"
Seriously, who the hell is going to buy this book? 69 gay men and 14 faghags and then the book goes into the cutout bin.
Seriously, who the hell is going to buy this book? 69 gay men and 14 faghags and then the book goes into the cutout bin.
Do you know what happens when you let Veal Prince Orloff sit in an oven too long?
#20
Posted: 6/19/08 at 7:01am
fflagg--how old were you when your tits first withered? 12?
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