Madonna launches her own wine, Will You be my lucky star?

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Madonna launches her own wine, Will You be my lucky star?

Posted: 1/8/06 at 10:59pm

I hope it is low calorie and worth drinking.
Vogue Wine would be a better name (CONFESSIONS)

Updated On: 1/9/06 at 10:59 PM

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re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/8/06 at 11:00pm

Don't tell me you're gonna fall off the wagon again? Dollypop- Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/8/06 at 11:00pm

OT?

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re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/8/06 at 11:17pm

first jeff gordon, now madonna

weird-ass trend reversal

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#5

re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/8/06 at 11:24pm

I thought she didn't drink.

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re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/8/06 at 11:28pm

Is she running short of cash or something?

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re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/8/06 at 11:31pm

Anyone have a photo of the bottle?

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#8

re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/8/06 at 11:32pm

It's not actually her wine -- she and her "people" have nothing to do with it. I think it's just a vineyard who's marketing it with her photograph on the label (though obviously they probably had to get permission to use her image).

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re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/8/06 at 11:32pm

Perhaps, this is yet another comeback attempt by her and the ad will feature her with her sticking the bottle up her ****

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#10

re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/8/06 at 11:35pm

Good thing Voiceanth resigned. He'd have your head on a platter for THAT comment, Margo.

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re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:06am

First off, notice how quickly Confessions on a Dancefloor just disappeared, POOF. You may recall I predicted it would.

However, I think Madonna is onto something with the wine, what with that crazy Sideways fad the kids are into today. And, being sexually provocative as she is, I'm sure Madonna's wine will come in a box.

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#12

re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:23am

You must watch the first 4 minutes of "that's kentertainment" (see front page, right hand column) in which Ken does a send up of the video. What's so funny is - it's just as ridiculous as the video it's mocking

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re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:24am

How dare they? Madonna is the Brokeback Mountain of her era.

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#14

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Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:26am

Well.. She does have "mountains" - has been been on her back more than once. And I'm sure she's broken something at one time or another..

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re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:28am

I'll have you know they had me know that she had in fact broken something or other when she made that video these people are mocking. They sure showed ME, they did.

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re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:29am

Madonna wishes she could quit you Namo!

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re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:29am

First off, notice how quickly Confessions on a Dancefloor just disappeared, POOF. You may recall I predicted it would.

Actually, I believe it's doing pretty well -- it has sold 4 million copies worldwide so far (benefiting from the Christmas shopping season), which is a lot more than her last album sold. The album is currently #21 on the Billboard Top 200. It's just inbetween singles right now, which is why you haven't heard much lately.

Enjoyed the box joke, though.

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#18

re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:30am

Well, that's good.

Signed,
Disgruntled American Life Fan

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#19

re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:31am

Will it grow hair...on the head?

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re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/9/06 at 1:05am

She has started enjoying beer thanks to Guy. I think she has always enjoyed wine.

And, I know nothing about the wine she is selling, but it may be her dad's vineyard maybe.

Namo. Good grief. This is all so beneath you.

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#21

re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/9/06 at 1:10am

No, it's not her Dad's vineyard. It's some random vineyard in California, I think.

From what I've read about it (and this was many weeks ago), it's a tribute from a fan who happens to own a vineyard, and Madonna's people approved. It's not actually "launched" by Madonna, though.

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re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/9/06 at 10:37am

http://www.celebritycellars.com/madonna.php

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re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/9/06 at 10:40am

Isn't pulling corks with her teeth how she got that gap?

#24

re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/9/06 at 10:47am

Oh Corrine - you were already scooped on this story here two weeks ago the day it went on sale. Better research next time - better update the corner again.

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#25

re: Madonna launches her own wine

Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:45am

Namo, how exaclt has Confessions disappeared "as you predicted?"

As of last week, HUNG UP was #1 in sales in the US, CONFESSIONS was #3 in Canadian sales, and it's doing pretty phenomenally globally.

If you insist on spewing constant negativity, at least have some factual backup.

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