Madonna's rep: " She has two kids to put through college for goodness sake"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

That is simply hilarious! Another reason not to waste money on her show. It's no wonder ticket prices are outrageous. If she spends that much on lashes that 99% of the audience will never see, imagine how much the visible portions of her body cost. Hope you get your money's worth. Buy not buying a ticket, I'm assured I am.

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I am so happy to get teh latest Madonna news. I wouldn't have been able to sleep tonight over worrying about Madonna's eyelashes. Do we know what color nail polish she will be wearing?

I don't what's stranger, the fact that any source would make this available as news or the fact that anyone would read it and care.

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That is what the ignore option is for....you won't have to read a single thing VoiceAnth puts up anymore, really it is getting pretty ridiculous. Are you trying to make a point VoiceAnth or are you just doing it to annoy everyone? I never hear you make arguments for why this all is so important.

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Updated On: 4/15/04 at 12:24 PM

The off topic board was created for people to post things that are "Non-Broadway" related thus the wonderful array of discussions that have taken place with topics ranging from politics to tattoos to lent.

I don’t recall seeing any official word coming down that the off-topic board was a “No-Madonna” fly zone

Also, Madonna has performed on Broadway making her a “Broadway performer”! (I know how you all drool over that term). Hell, she was even on the TONY’S Once! In fact, all posts Madonna-related should be on the main board if you really think about it!

True, she is no Karen Ziemba in terms of fame or notoriety but the poor dear tries!

And to top it all off, you all click on it TO READ THE STORY!! and post how much You hate it or me !!!(LOL)

Hello!!!

Updated On: 4/15/04 at 12:36 PM

..and he posts YET AGAIN!

Dear God!

Updated On: 4/15/04 at 12:54 PM

My complaint is based on the philosophy of everything in moderation, too many political discussions, too much Madonna, too of anything makes me cranky, well maybe not debauchery, you can never have too much debauchery!

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I certainly didn't fall into a trap. I just found the post highly amusing. I just realized I pay way too little attention to my own eyelashes. It elevates Narcissism to a whole new level. I wonder how she deals with the backs of her ears?

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I think it's great that you and Matt like one another. I missed whatever humor was intended in this thread and just took it as something very stupid. My impression of you hasn't been based on the silly threads about Madonna, Jlo or Brittney (I actually did see the humor in them and played along) but, instead on some of the past posts where you seemed to take pleasure in insulting people, quite viciously at times, after having baited them. I don't like you, or more accurately, what I know of know of you from this board. I probably never will like you. You ceratinly are not going to lose sleep over that. So, everything is wonderful and life is grand.

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ummm...what just happened...?

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Great. Now I have the Prettybelle song in my head. It'll be there all day. If Clay Aiken doesn't play the Narrator, there is no justice in the world.

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I know that Madonna would be the first one to think a discussion about her eyelashes is the silliest thing on earth. The media gives them whats they wants!

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Personally, I think eyelashes are sexy!