Masturbation Is Murder!! — Page 2
#27
Posted: 2/9/12 at 5:24pm
It just feels like the whole world has jumped the shark.
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
#28
Posted: 2/9/12 at 5:53pm
iflit, I feel like that needs to be on a t-shirt, coffee mug and maybe a signature or two. I am gonna put it on Pinterest.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#29
Posted: 2/9/12 at 6:10pm
"Love it and her. (And masturbation.)"
And a top hat comes in useful for concealing a quickie!
And a top hat comes in useful for concealing a quickie!
#30
Posted: 2/9/12 at 6:52pm
Lord have mercy.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#31
Posted: 2/9/12 at 7:45pm
Uncageg and I are being held in seclusion at The Hague.
Please leave us alone.
Please leave us alone.
#32
Posted: 2/9/12 at 8:52pm
It is a testament to how crazy things have gotten that when I first read the link I thought she was fanatically serious.
#33
Posted: 2/9/12 at 10:27pm
Yeah, but what a way to die. (Ba-dum-bump.)
Well-well-well-what-do-you-think-of-that-I-have-nothing-here-to-pay-my-train-fare-with-only-large-bills-fives-and-sevens....
