Masturbation Is Murder!!
#3
Posted: 2/9/12 at 2:27pm
But what about all the spermatozoa that don't make it to fertilization?
For every life created there are thousands that are taken.
Why am I even trying to be logical about this? Lol.
For every life created there are thousands that are taken.
Why am I even trying to be logical about this? Lol.
....but the world goes 'round
#4
Posted: 2/9/12 at 2:30pm
I hope this story has a happy ending.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#6
Posted: 2/9/12 at 2:31pm
Taz, the only logic she's thnkin of is pointing out how absurd the whole personhood thing is. She's a smart cookie.
#7
Posted: 2/9/12 at 2:35pm
...then give me the electric chair for all my future crimes because I'm guilty! :)
Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder
#8
Posted: 2/9/12 at 2:35pm
Saw this yesterday. Love it and her. (And masturbation.)
#9
Posted: 2/9/12 at 2:36pm
Will Sean Cody be tried for Accessory To Murder?
#10
Posted: 2/9/12 at 2:37pm
Reginald and uncageg, you should be sent to The Hague to face genocide charges.
Beyoncé is not an ally. Actions speak louder than words, Mrs. Carter. #Dubai #$$$
#11
Posted: 2/9/12 at 2:41pm
"But what about all the spermatozoa that don't make it to fertilization?"
Collateral Damage
Collateral Damage
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#12
Posted: 2/9/12 at 2:42pm
All kidding aside, let's remember that this insidious initiative is being promoted by a group that defines itself as the party of small government and personal liberty.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#13
Posted: 2/9/12 at 2:44pm
Whenever I hear anyone going on about small government and personal liberty, I lock my doors and close my curtains.
#15
Posted: 2/9/12 at 2:49pm
I am hoping the Republicans make anti-masturbation legislation a plank in their platform this fall.
#16
Posted: 2/9/12 at 2:56pm
Better pray to Jeebus you don't have a wet dream.
#17
Posted: 2/9/12 at 2:57pm
Didn't Elle address this in Legally Blonde?
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#19
Posted: 2/9/12 at 3:10pm
I believe a wet dream would have to be considered involuntary manslaughter.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#21
Posted: 2/9/12 at 3:16pm
But in all seriousness, what about women who let their eggs just get thrown away once a month without doing everything they can to fertilize them?
#22
Posted: 2/9/12 at 3:33pm
Elle didn't call it murder. She called it reckless abandonment.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#23
Posted: 2/9/12 at 3:51pm
I am so glad what would have been all my millions of children are not alive to watch how today's fundamentalist elect are embarrassing themselves with the unbelievable bull**** that is now daily coming out of their holier than Thou mouths.
#24
Posted: 2/9/12 at 4:08pm
Jordan...where do you find this sh!+? Hysterical!
Updated On: 2/9/12 at 04:08 PM
#25
Posted: 2/9/12 at 4:13pm
But what if... now follow me here... you ejaculate into a test tube and cultivate the spermatozoa. You know, like Sea Monkeys.
Surely that's not murder. Especially if they vote republican.
Surely that's not murder. Especially if they vote republican.
....but the world goes 'round
Updated On: 2/9/12 at 04:13 PM
